第一章

shimeiyaodaiwojianjiazhangle。

tashuo,chuletageyoudiannangao,tabamadouhenhaoxiangchude。

wojidongdeqianzheshimei,tajintajia。

yijinmen,kongqituranninggule。

wotongkongshousuo,neixinsihutingzhilepianke,shouyebuzijuexiangyaofangkaishimei。

yinwei,yingjiewomendediyiwei‘jiazhang’,jingranshiwocenglangbeifenshoudeqiannanyou,gaoran。

neichangfenshouyourubaofengzhouyu,rangwoshengburusi。

xinghao,shimeidadalieliedechongzhetashuo:“dage,zheishiwodenanpengyou,linshen!”

gaorantaitoukanxiangwo,tadeyanshenlenglengsaosheguolai,wotuijiaobuyouzizhudifaruan。

woxiangtao,xunsuerchedidilikaizheigedifang。

keshi,shimeijinjinlazhuwodeshou,shiwowufaruyuan。

cike,ruguobushiwoshouleqian,wokenengzaoyixuanzelecong18cengloutizhijiegunxiaqu。

ershifenzhongqian,shimeiyangyingjinjinwanzhewodegebo,buyanqifandidingzhu:“linshen,nijiwohaohaoyan,wozheigenianguodehaobuhao,jiukaonile!”

wojiandingdidianlediantou:“fangxin,shimei,bujiushiyaowanqinqinmimi,zheikeshiwodeqiangxiang!”

“wohuirangnide500kuaiwuchaosuozhide!”

xianzaidewo,gangachengduyijingnengkouchuyitingsanfangle。

woqu!meixiangdaowoshimeixingyang,jingranyutazheigexinggaodeshixiongmei!