第一章

“hei,ningshen、biqi,wenzhu”,shengshengzaipangbianhanzhe。

“puchi!”,yikoujingqicongkoulipenboerchu,zhuzhushenziyiwaidaolexiaqu。taxiezheyanjingmiaolezijiyixia,“woleigequ。”feilebantiangongfu,zijihaishineikeruobujinfengdexiaocao。

“bulianle,bulianle!”,zhuzhuzaifengzhongzhandouzheshentishuodao。

“nikuaibieniule,buzhidaodehaiyiweinizaichoufengni。”,shengshengzaiyipanghahadaxiao。

“哼,不理你了!”

“ai,nizheiren,zhenxiaoqi!”,shengshengshuodao。

……

zheilishizhaoyaoshan,zhuzhushiyikexingzhuangxiangjiucaidezhuyucao,huashiqingsede。jushuochiletakeyirangrenganjuebudaojie。congzhuzhuchushengdaoxianzaisanbainianjian,tayijingjianshilewushudeyaoashouadezailiangongshiweileburangzijieyun,erdasicaizhaizijidetonglei。suoyini,xiaozhuzhuxiadingjuexin,yaohaohaoxiulian,yimianzijihezurencanzaomiejue。weilezheiyiweidadelixiang,zheisanbainianjian,xiaozhuzhumeirimeiyedekekuxiulian。suishuotiandaochouren,kebuzhidaozenmehuishi,biedexiongdijiemeimenyiliangbainiandouyihuanhuachurenxing,kexiaozhuzhuzhidaoxianzaizhengzhengsanbaisui,haishicaogenyizu。weicitadashangnaojin。

“yaoburan,woquxianyundaozhangneijinitaodianlingyao。huoxunichile,jiunenghenkuaihuanhuachengrenxingle。”,shengshengkanzheniannianerdezhuzhu,jianyidao。

shengshengshiyizhiwubainiandelingshou,xingzhuangxiangyu。zheizhonglingshouyeshigehaodongxi,chiletakeyirangrenjianburufei。xiangzheizhongwubainiande,chile,neishigonglidadatishenga。

“suanlesuanle,wokebuxiangjineilaotoukaikou。zhengtianluolibasuode。wokeshoubule。”,zhuzhuwujingdacaideshuodao。

“honglonglong,honglonglong”,turan,tianleigungun,yidatuanwuyunpenyongerlai。yuanbenmingliangdetiankong,shashihuimengmengyipian。

“haha,nizheixiaoyaojing。zheicikanniwangnapao。”

zhijiancongwuyunzhongzuanchulaigeyaoguai,zhangzherentousheshen。yitouhongfazailieliefengzhongshangxiafangun,qingsedesheweizuoyoubaidongzhe,xuehongdeshexinzifachu“sila,sila”deshengyin。

“nizheilaoyaopo,youlaizuoguai。kanyeyebushoushini。”shengshengdaheyishengdao,ranhouzhuanshenyongzhinengzhuzhutingdaodeshengyinshuo:“wodimaya,zheilaoguaiwuyoulaile。wodeganjinpao,nikexiaoxinlou。”,shuowanmengdebatuijiupao。zheishengshengzuidadebenshijiushipaodekuai。zhijianyizhayangongfu,jiucuanchushijiliyuan。

“heng,chouxiaozi!zheicikanniwangnalipao!”,zhijianzheisheyaobailebaijudadeshenti,zuibayizhang。neihuohongdexinzijiushenchujizhangzhang,heisededuzhishunzhexinziwangxiadi,judadesheweizuoyouyibai,chaoshengshengzhizhichongleguoqu。

fanshiheiseduzhiluodaodedifang,jiuzhitingdaozizizideshengyin,yuanbenhaibilvdecaodi,haiyouneixiezaikekuxiuliandexiaochongziqingkejianjiuhuaweiyiguheiyan。

“woyaowanle,woyaowanle。”,yankanzheduzhijiuyaoluozaizijishenshang,zhuzhujuewangdebishangleyanjing,“xiangwocaigangsanbaisui,haimeiyouchuangdangjianghu,haimeiyoulangjitianya,jiuyaosizaizheididuzhixiale。wuwuwu,minghaokua!”。zhuzhubishangyanjing,zuihouyicijianglingqiquanbuhuijidaogenbu,“a~”,duzhibajiyishengluozailedishang,yiguheiyanshengqi。

zhuzhuyongshuangshouwuzheyanjing,yidongbudong。xinxiang,zheimekuaijiudaodaoyanwangdianle?

“ng?yanjing?”,zhuzhuyongshoumolemoyanjing,youshunzheyanjingwangxiamo,bizi,zuiba,dengdeng,dengdeng。tabashoucongyanjingshangnuokai,fangdaoshenqian,zizixixidekanlekan。youbaiyounen。zaidongledongjiao,youniuleniuyao。

“a~hahahahaha,wobianchengrenle,wobianchengrenle。“”,zhuzhuxinxidedajiaozhe。

“zhuzhujiuwo~~~a~~~”,yishengcanjiaochuanlai。

“buhao,shishengsheng。”,zhuzhuhaimeigaoxinggou,jiutingjianshengshengdecanjiaosheng。tataishounielegejue,chaoshengyinneifangfeiqu。

zhijianneisheyaowangdongfeilesanbaiqishili,feidaoyuanyishanjiutinglexialai,cudadeweibajuanzheshengshengzhiwangtadedongfulifeiqu。zhuzhujinsuiqihou。zhijianzheishedongqiheiyipian,yiguguyinfengconglimianchuichulai,rangrenbuhanerli。jingguozuichudeheian,yuewanglizou,jianjiandejiunengkandaoyisiguang,yuewangliyueliangtangqilai。

“hehe,woquannibuyaozaizhengzhale,guaiguairangwochileni,nihaihaoshoudian。buran,jiudengzhewozheiduyayikouyikoudesileni。”,sheyaojianlideshengyinconglimianchuanchulai。zhuzhushunzheshengyinlaidaoledonglimian。zhijianneisheyaoyiranbianchengleyigeyaoyandenvzi。yitiaotiaoqingsede、muzhicuxideshehehuohongdetoufaniuchanzaiyiqi,yixilieyanbandeshayi,chendefuruningzhi,chunhongchibai,yanliwushuang。zhuzhuyishikandaile,jingtandao:“woleigequ,yaojingshenmeshihoudoubiandezheimemeile?!zhenshigeyaojia!”

sheyaodanfengyanweiweiyitiao,huitouchongzhezhuzhushuodao:“chouyatou,haiyoudianyanlia!jintianxianraoleni,daiwoxianchilezheitoulingshou,zaimanmanxiangyongni。”,shuowan,neiyuanbenjiaoyanyudidehongchun,turanbiandejudawubi,yikekeduyashangdizheheisededuye,huohongdeshexinzi,cilaciladechaoqianshenzhe,fachuyizhenechou。

“a!a!zhuzhujiuwoa!”,shengshengfachuqicandejiaosheng。

“dengdeng,dengdeng。”,zhuzhuhanzhe,“zheiweimeinv,nijiuzheiyangchilezheigeguaiwu,shizaishibufuhenizheigaoguidepinweia!”

“chouyatou,niyaoshuoshenme?”,sheyaotingxialaizhuantoukanzhezhuzhu。

“qishini,ruguoniyaochitayeshikeyide。danshiyaochitani,yidingyaoxiganjingde。nimameigaosuguonichishengshihuiladuzidema?……”

“quni***…”,sheyaoyihuixiuzi,yidaoyinfengzhizhichaozhuzhumianmensaolai。

“wodigemaya!”,zhuzhuganjinwangpangbianyishan,haoxiana,“woshuodeshizhende,chiletahuiduzitong。”

“duozui。wozheijiuchileta!”,sheyaozhangkaixuependakou,hudeyixiajiubashengshengtunlexiaqu。

tazhuanshenkanzhezhuzhuhahadaxiao,“shenmeduzitong?nalihuitong!xiaoxiaonianjijiuxuehuisahuang。rangwozheigezhangbeihaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni。”

“wozhendemeiyoupianni!”,zhuzhuwanxideshuodao,“1、2、3,bao”

“peng~”deyishengjuxiang,sheyaodeduzibeizhakaileyigedakulong,tamudengkoudaidekanzhezijideduzi,“zenmehui……”,huayinhaimeiluo,putongjiudaozaidishang。

“woshuowomeipianni,nihaibuxiangxin。feiyaoyishenshixian,zheixianixiangxinleba!”,zhuzhupailepaishou,zhanleqilai。

“pei,pei,chousile,chousile!”,shengshengmanshenwuxuedecongsheyaoduzilizuanchulai,“nizenmecailaia?haidewodaizaineisheyaoduzili,taiexinle。”,shengshengbumandeshuodao。

“xinglexingle,wozheibushiguolailema?qiaoqiao,qiaoqiaowoxianzaideyangzi,bucuoba?”,zhuzhudeyidezhuanleyiquan。

shengshengmizhexiaoyanjing,shangchouchouxiachouchou,“haibucuo,nengkan。”

“去你的!”

“hahahaha,kaiwanxiao,kaiwanxiao!”,shuozheshengshengbashouzhangchaozhuzhushenguolai,deyideshuo:“qiaoqiaozheishishenme?”

zhuzhuwangshengshengshouzhongwangqu,zhijianshengshengshouzhangzhengzhongyikehuohongdeneidan,sanfazheyingyingguangze。

“neidan?haojiahuo,zhijiebarenyaoguaideneidanqule,kezhenyounide。”,zhuzhujingyadeshuo。

“zheikeshihaodongxia!babainiandeneidanna!shangnaerzhaozheimehaodedongxiqua!zhenshide,baisongshangmenlaide,buyaobaibuyao。”,shuozhebaneidanwangyaoliyichuai,“zou,jintianqingnichihaodongxi。changchangzheisheyaodeneidanshizenmegeziwei。”

“zouzouzou,ganjinrangwochangchang。zheihaishiwohuanhuarenxinghou,diyicipinchangni!buguo,nikedexiganjingleha!”

“qiaonineihoujiyang,dangrandexiganjingle,meixiganjingchilehuiduzitong。”

“哈哈哈哈……”