“hei,ningshen、biqi,wenzhu”,shengshengzaipangbianhanzhe。
“puchi!”,yikoujingqicongkoulipenboerchu,zhuzhushenziyiwaidaolexiaqu。taxiezheyanjingmiaolezijiyixia,“woleigequ。”feilebantiangongfu,zijihaishineikeruobujinfengdexiaocao。
“bulianle,bulianle!”,zhuzhuzaifengzhongzhandouzheshentishuodao。
“nikuaibieniule,buzhidaodehaiyiweinizaichoufengni。”,shengshengzaiyipanghahadaxiao。
“哼,不理你了!”
“ai,nizheiren,zhenxiaoqi!”,shengshengshuodao。
……
zheilishizhaoyaoshan,zhuzhushiyikexingzhuangxiangjiucaidezhuyucao,huashiqingsede。jushuochiletakeyirangrenganjuebudaojie。congzhuzhuchushengdaoxianzaisanbainianjian,tayijingjianshilewushudeyaoashouadezailiangongshiweileburangzijieyun,erdasicaizhaizijidetonglei。suoyini,xiaozhuzhuxiadingjuexin,yaohaohaoxiulian,yimianzijihezurencanzaomiejue。weilezheiyiweidadelixiang,zheisanbainianjian,xiaozhuzhumeirimeiyedekekuxiulian。suishuotiandaochouren,kebuzhidaozenmehuishi,biedexiongdijiemeimenyiliangbainiandouyihuanhuachurenxing,kexiaozhuzhuzhidaoxianzaizhengzhengsanbaisui,haishicaogenyizu。weicitadashangnaojin。
“yaoburan,woquxianyundaozhangneijinitaodianlingyao。huoxunichile,jiunenghenkuaihuanhuachengrenxingle。”,shengshengkanzheniannianerdezhuzhu,jianyidao。
shengshengshiyizhiwubainiandelingshou,xingzhuangxiangyu。zheizhonglingshouyeshigehaodongxi,chiletakeyirangrenjianburufei。xiangzheizhongwubainiande,chile,neishigonglidadatishenga。
“suanlesuanle,wokebuxiangjineilaotoukaikou。zhengtianluolibasuode。wokeshoubule。”,zhuzhuwujingdacaideshuodao。
“honglonglong,honglonglong”,turan,tianleigungun,yidatuanwuyunpenyongerlai。yuanbenmingliangdetiankong,shashihuimengmengyipian。
“haha,nizheixiaoyaojing。zheicikanniwangnapao。”
zhijiancongwuyunzhongzuanchulaigeyaoguai,zhangzherentousheshen。yitouhongfazailieliefengzhongshangxiafangun,qingsedesheweizuoyoubaidongzhe,xuehongdeshexinzifachu“sila,sila”deshengyin。
“nizheilaoyaopo,youlaizuoguai。kanyeyebushoushini。”shengshengdaheyishengdao,ranhouzhuanshenyongzhinengzhuzhutingdaodeshengyinshuo:“wodimaya,zheilaoguaiwuyoulaile。wodeganjinpao,nikexiaoxinlou。”,shuowanmengdebatuijiupao。zheishengshengzuidadebenshijiushipaodekuai。zhijianyizhayangongfu,jiucuanchushijiliyuan。
“heng,chouxiaozi!zheicikanniwangnalipao!”,zhijianzheisheyaobailebaijudadeshenti,zuibayizhang。neihuohongdexinzijiushenchujizhangzhang,heisededuzhishunzhexinziwangxiadi,judadesheweizuoyouyibai,chaoshengshengzhizhichongleguoqu。
fanshiheiseduzhiluodaodedifang,jiuzhitingdaozizizideshengyin,yuanbenhaibilvdecaodi,haiyouneixiezaikekuxiuliandexiaochongziqingkejianjiuhuaweiyiguheiyan。
“woyaowanle,woyaowanle。”,yankanzheduzhijiuyaoluozaizijishenshang,zhuzhujuewangdebishangleyanjing,“xiangwocaigangsanbaisui,haimeiyouchuangdangjianghu,haimeiyoulangjitianya,jiuyaosizaizheididuzhixiale。wuwuwu,minghaokua!”。zhuzhubishangyanjing,zuihouyicijianglingqiquanbuhuijidaogenbu,“a~”,duzhibajiyishengluozailedishang,yiguheiyanshengqi。
zhuzhuyongshuangshouwuzheyanjing,yidongbudong。xinxiang,zheimekuaijiudaodaoyanwangdianle?
“ng?yanjing?”,zhuzhuyongshoumolemoyanjing,youshunzheyanjingwangxiamo,bizi,zuiba,dengdeng,dengdeng。tabashoucongyanjingshangnuokai,fangdaoshenqian,zizixixidekanlekan。youbaiyounen。zaidongledongjiao,youniuleniuyao。
“a~hahahahaha,wobianchengrenle,wobianchengrenle。“”,zhuzhuxinxidedajiaozhe。
“zhuzhujiuwo~~~a~~~”,yishengcanjiaochuanlai。
“buhao,shishengsheng。”,zhuzhuhaimeigaoxinggou,jiutingjianshengshengdecanjiaosheng。tataishounielegejue,chaoshengyinneifangfeiqu。
zhijianneisheyaowangdongfeilesanbaiqishili,feidaoyuanyishanjiutinglexialai,cudadeweibajuanzheshengshengzhiwangtadedongfulifeiqu。zhuzhujinsuiqihou。zhijianzheishedongqiheiyipian,yiguguyinfengconglimianchuichulai,rangrenbuhanerli。jingguozuichudeheian,yuewanglizou,jianjiandejiunengkandaoyisiguang,yuewangliyueliangtangqilai。
“hehe,woquannibuyaozaizhengzhale,guaiguairangwochileni,nihaihaoshoudian。buran,jiudengzhewozheiduyayikouyikoudesileni。”,sheyaojianlideshengyinconglimianchuanchulai。zhuzhushunzheshengyinlaidaoledonglimian。zhijianneisheyaoyiranbianchengleyigeyaoyandenvzi。yitiaotiaoqingsede、muzhicuxideshehehuohongdetoufaniuchanzaiyiqi,yixilieyanbandeshayi,chendefuruningzhi,chunhongchibai,yanliwushuang。zhuzhuyishikandaile,jingtandao:“woleigequ,yaojingshenmeshihoudoubiandezheimemeile?!zhenshigeyaojia!”
sheyaodanfengyanweiweiyitiao,huitouchongzhezhuzhushuodao:“chouyatou,haiyoudianyanlia!jintianxianraoleni,daiwoxianchilezheitoulingshou,zaimanmanxiangyongni。”,shuowan,neiyuanbenjiaoyanyudidehongchun,turanbiandejudawubi,yikekeduyashangdizheheisededuye,huohongdeshexinzi,cilaciladechaoqianshenzhe,fachuyizhenechou。
“a!a!zhuzhujiuwoa!”,shengshengfachuqicandejiaosheng。
“dengdeng,dengdeng。”,zhuzhuhanzhe,“zheiweimeinv,nijiuzheiyangchilezheigeguaiwu,shizaishibufuhenizheigaoguidepinweia!”
“chouyatou,niyaoshuoshenme?”,sheyaotingxialaizhuantoukanzhezhuzhu。
“qishini,ruguoniyaochitayeshikeyide。danshiyaochitani,yidingyaoxiganjingde。nimameigaosuguonichishengshihuiladuzidema?……”
“quni***…”,sheyaoyihuixiuzi,yidaoyinfengzhizhichaozhuzhumianmensaolai。
“wodigemaya!”,zhuzhuganjinwangpangbianyishan,haoxiana,“woshuodeshizhende,chiletahuiduzitong。”
“duozui。wozheijiuchileta!”,sheyaozhangkaixuependakou,hudeyixiajiubashengshengtunlexiaqu。
tazhuanshenkanzhezhuzhuhahadaxiao,“shenmeduzitong?nalihuitong!xiaoxiaonianjijiuxuehuisahuang。rangwozheigezhangbeihaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni。”
“wozhendemeiyoupianni!”,zhuzhuwanxideshuodao,“1、2、3,bao”
“peng~”deyishengjuxiang,sheyaodeduzibeizhakaileyigedakulong,tamudengkoudaidekanzhezijideduzi,“zenmehui……”,huayinhaimeiluo,putongjiudaozaidishang。
“woshuowomeipianni,nihaibuxiangxin。feiyaoyishenshixian,zheixianixiangxinleba!”,zhuzhupailepaishou,zhanleqilai。
“pei,pei,chousile,chousile!”,shengshengmanshenwuxuedecongsheyaoduzilizuanchulai,“nizenmecailaia?haidewodaizaineisheyaoduzili,taiexinle。”,shengshengbumandeshuodao。
“xinglexingle,wozheibushiguolailema?qiaoqiao,qiaoqiaowoxianzaideyangzi,bucuoba?”,zhuzhudeyidezhuanleyiquan。
shengshengmizhexiaoyanjing,shangchouchouxiachouchou,“haibucuo,nengkan。”
“去你的!”
“hahahaha,kaiwanxiao,kaiwanxiao!”,shuozheshengshengbashouzhangchaozhuzhushenguolai,deyideshuo:“qiaoqiaozheishishenme?”
zhuzhuwangshengshengshouzhongwangqu,zhijianshengshengshouzhangzhengzhongyikehuohongdeneidan,sanfazheyingyingguangze。
“neidan?haojiahuo,zhijiebarenyaoguaideneidanqule,kezhenyounide。”,zhuzhujingyadeshuo。
“zheikeshihaodongxia!babainiandeneidanna!shangnaerzhaozheimehaodedongxiqua!zhenshide,baisongshangmenlaide,buyaobaibuyao。”,shuozhebaneidanwangyaoliyichuai,“zou,jintianqingnichihaodongxi。changchangzheisheyaodeneidanshizenmegeziwei。”
“zouzouzou,ganjinrangwochangchang。zheihaishiwohuanhuarenxinghou,diyicipinchangni!buguo,nikedexiganjingleha!”
“qiaonineihoujiyang,dangrandexiganjingle,meixiganjingchilehuiduzitong。”
“哈哈哈哈……”