“zhangzong，nizhongyulaile！woyaodangbabale！”
tabaxitangsaidaowodeshoushang，xiqiyangyangdeshuo：“wohewolaopojiehunzheimeduonian，tazhongyuhuaiyunle！qianjitianganggangchachulaide，nicuoguohaoshijile，qianjitianwohaiqingdajiachilefanni！”
“恭喜恭喜！”
shuoqihaizi，wodelianshangduolejifenluomo：“youhaizizhenshiyijianxingfushia，kexiwolaopozhiqianliuchanle，haizineishihoudouhaojitianle。”
“shenme......shenmejitianle？”
wochayi：“dangranshihaizihuaishangjitianle，neihainengshishenme？”
tongshi“puchi”yixiazixiaolechulai：“zhangzong，nikezhengouyoumode，ruguoshizaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiahuaishang，zenmeyangdoudelianggeyuecaizhidaoa，jiusuanshitielexindibeiyun，yebukenengjitianjiuzhidaolejieguo，zheijiusuanshizhuanyeyiyuandouquedingbulea！”
“什么？”
woqingxidijide，linkeerzhengshineiwanzhihoudedisantianjiugaosulewotahuaiyundexiaoxi，xinshidandandihewoshuojueduibuhuiyoucuo，shizhengguidesanjiayiyuanchudezhengming。
yinciwomencaineimekuaideshanhunlingzheng，bingqiejubanlehunli。
wocongxiaobeibabayigerenlacheda，duiyuhuaiyunzheijianshiqingbingbulejie，zhikandaolinkeerbaozhematongtugebuting，yifushifentongkudeyangzi，bianwanquanxiangxinletadehua。
dagaiguoleliangsangeyue，wotichuyaohetayiqiquyiyuanjinxingyiciwanzhengdechanjian，danhaimeidengdaochanjianlailin，wochuchadeshihoubiandezhilelinkeeryiwaizaijiahuadaoliuchanle。
congneiyihou，wolianzuijiandandejiawudoubushederangtapeng。
wozhandouzhe：“neiyuntuyibanshishenmeshihouchanshengde？”
“yi，yigeduoyuedeshihoua，zenmele？”
“honglong”’yisheng，yidaomenleizaiwodenaozilimianchedizhakai。
neilinkeerhuaide，jiujingshisheidehaizi？
woshihunluopodihuilejia，zhiganjueshenghuoyipianhuian。
linkeersihuhenxihuanwojitamaidebao，zhanzaijingziqianmian，tabutingdidazhegezhonggeyangdeyifu，piaoliangdehuotuotuoxiangshishizhuangjiedemote。
wosangzifagan：“womengongsizuijinkeyidaijiashuchuqulvyou，niyaobuyaohewoyiqiqu？”
“不去。”
“zhendebuquma？shigongfeideni。”
“buqubuqubuqu！doushuolebuqu，nimomojijiganshenme？”
linkeerdenglewoyiyan：“wozuijinyoushiqingyaomang，nikebielaidaraowo！”
行，是你逼我的。
woqianqiangdegouqizuijiao，zhuantoujiaoshangletaneibiandeqinqiyiqi“gongfeilvyou”。
laibaxiaobaobei，buyuanyigongfeilvyou，
那就一起抓奸吧！
linkeerbuzhidao，wosongjitadebaolizaojiuzanghaolezhenkonggpsdingweixitong。
yinweiwochentashuizhedeshihousouguotashouji，jieguoqueyiwusuohuo，zhinengchucixiace。
zheiyici，kongpamourendiulianyaodiudafale。
wozhaohuzheyidaqunren，yigongsidemingyizuzhitamenzaizhoubianyouwan。
linkeerdebamayiluzhigaoqiangdiminglingzhewo，rangwobutingdemangqianmanghou。
dantamenhaibuzhidaodeshi，zijidemeihaoshenghuojiuyaodaotoule。
linkeerdididegongzuo，shiwotuoguanxizhaode。
linkeerbamadeyanglaojin，shicongwozheilichude。
linkeerqinqidejiekuan，shiwobangmanggaodingde。
wosisididingzhedingweixitong，zaikandaolinkeerdisantianzoujinyijiajiudiandeshihou，zhongyujiuweidiluchuxiaorong。
daoledifangzhihou，zheijiudiandetiaojianshifenyiban，shenzhizhinengbeichengweizhaodaisuo。
linkeerbamamianluxianqi：“nimengongsizenmejiubawomenzhaodaidaozheia？shenmepogongsi？”
wobingbulihuitamen，quqiantaizhikaileyijianfang。
teyidaizhetamenchuquchiwanfanhou，wozhongxinfanhuiqiantai，mianlujinghuang：“aiya，wobuxiaoxinbafangkaluozaiwaimianle！ninengzhongxinjiwokaiyizhangma？woyihuierjiuquwaimianfandianquyixia！”
qiantaidexiaojiejiehenreqing：“keyidexiansheng，qingnintigongyixiashenfenxinxi。”
“si，wodengjidehaoxiangshiwolaopode......”
wotaochujiehunzheng，tongshibaochulinkeerdedianhuaheshenfenzheng：“zheixieduima？”
“duide，nindefanghaoshi408，zheishiyizhangxinfangka，yihuierhaimafanninqufandianzhongxinzhaoyixia，fouzewomenyaozhongxinxiaocide。”
wodexinputongputongdetiaozhe。
jieguofangkadeneiyike，shouzhidouzaiweizhan。
shuobuqingshixintonghaishiqifengengduoxie。
daizhewuliugeren，wohenkuailaidaole408defangmenqian。
fangmengeyinbusuantaihao，shuxideshengyinchuanxizhe，meiyimiaozhongdouzaijiantazhewodezunyan。
shuahaofangkahou，woyixunleibujiyanerzhishidesudutuikaimen，kuaisuchuanglejinqu——
xiayimiao，wobukezhixindizhengdaleyan。