第1章

徐乔乔要疯了!

tafaxiantatangtangyigemanshengongdededadizhinv,jingshibeileigongyibuxiaoxinpichenglefanrenduzilijijianglinpendenaiwawa。

她气得捶胸顿足。

youyuguoyuyongli,badayixia,jingranchushengle。

guseguxiangdefangjianlidunshixiangqiyipianjinghusheng。

“furen,gongxi,gongxi,ninzhongyuruyuanle,shigeqianjin。”wenpokaixindewozhuxuqiaoqiaodeshuangjiao,yibajiangtatiqilai,chaozhetaneinennendexiaopiguyongliyixia。

xuqiaoqiaotengdewadeyishengkulechulai。

taxiangrenzhuzheidiurendekusheng,takeshidadizhinva,zenmekeyiku!

keshitajiushikongzhibuzhuziji。

erqietafaxian,tadeshenlijuranxiaoshile。

taqidelianmanghujiaotaishanglaojun,tayaohuidaotiantingqu。

aileleipijiusuanle,zenmeshenliyemeile,haiyaoaida!

yidaojinguangshanguo,taishanglaojunhudechuxianzaitamianqian,yilianweinandelvzhehuxu,“shengnva,ruonimeichusheng,laofuhaiyoudianfazirangninhuiqu。”

“kerujinnidouchushengle,laofuzhendewunengweili,yexuzheijiushitianyiba!”

“jiranshitianyi,bianbukewei。”

徐乔乔,“……”

taqidehenhendedengleyiyantaishanglaojun。

天意你大爷。

neitajiuhuogaichenglezheigeyangzi!

ciketahensineileigongle。

tazhenbumingbai,haoduanduande,neileigongwanshenmelei。

ketayezhidaotianyinanwei,zhinengshuncongdejieshou。

“nideyisishiwozanshihuibuqule?”xuqiaoqiaoantanyikouqi,manxinxiangzheruheweizijimouquliyi。

jilaizhi,zeanzhi,tahaishiduoweizijideyihouxiangxiang。

taishanglaojundiandiantou,“queshiruci。”

“neinizongdeweiwoanpaidianshenmeba?”xuqiaoqiaojiangqiletiaojian。

tabunengchenglefanren,haishadoumeiyou。

taishanglaojunlengleyixia,qiazhisuanlesuan,yifushayouqishidedao,“shengnvzhixuyaoweichibenxin,duoxingshanjide,biranyiqiedouhuishuidaoqucheng。”

shuowan,taishanglaojunbiansoudexiabujianle。

wulunxuqiaoqiaoruhehuhuan,jiuzaiyemeichuxianguo。

徐乔乔更暴躁了。

“yi~furen,xiaojieshibushixiangshuohuaa,qiaotazheixiaozuiyizhizhangazhang,haokeai。”xuqiaoqiaodedongzuoyinqileyipangyahuandezhuyi。

yahuansongwanchanpochuqugangganghuilai,zhenglehehedekanzhexuqiaoqiao,yizhangqiaolianxiaodegenduohuaside,sihaobuzhidaozheigegangchushengdexiaoyatou,cikezhengzaimashenxian。

wenyan,furenxiaoxindejiangxuqiaoqiaobaozailehuaili,yishuangyanbietiduowenrou,“kenengba。”

“qiaoer,nishuolaoyeyaoshizhidaowoshenglegeguinv,tahuibuhuigaoxingdejiangsuoyoumendiandashuaimaiqingzhu?”

tiqizheishi,furensihuyelailexingqu。

“furen,haibieshuozhenyoukeneng,zanmenxujiazaizhenggedashengkeshishuyishuerdefushang。”

“zhenggedashengtiqifurennin,sheirenbuzhi,sheirenbuxiao,neidoushininjingyingyoudao,jiashanglaoyerencicaidelaidefubao,qiaoqiao,xiaojieduopiaoliangkeaia。”

shuowanqiaoerkanlekanmenwai,qidejiaoyiduo,“benlaijinrigelaoyeshiqinglejiabushangchao,teyipeifurenninshengchande。”

“zendeneigaisideshangjia,jingyaotiqianqianheyueni?haidelaoyedoumeiganshangxiaojiechusheng。”

xuqiaoqiaoneixingedengyitiao,beiyahuandehuahedechadianxingengchushi。

tahaoxiangbushibeipidaolefanjian,ershibeipidaoleyibenshuli。

zheibenshushitazaitianshangwuliaoshiyonglaidafashijiande。

shumingjiao《qingningchuan》,jiangshudeshixujiadafangdinvxuqingning,shiruheyibuyibuchengweihuanghoude。

tingyahuanqiaoerdeyisi,tahaoxiangshixujiashuzixuyuanhaidezhangnv。

xuyuanhaishichaotingliupinguanyuan,moulegexiancha,buqiuyougong,danqiuwuguo,zuodeyeshijingjingyeye。

xuyuanhaideqiziliuyujiaobenshixiaomenxiaohurenjiadenver,houlaijiajilexuyuanhai。

tapingjiezhexuyuanhaijinyoudeyidianjiadi,yonglaizuomaimai,duanduanbanian,jingshichenglezhenggedashengdeshoufu。

kezheiyijiazidexiachangdoubutaihaoa。

jutasuozhi,liuyujiaodeshengyimashanghuichuxianweixian,xuyuanhaiyehuibeiboji。

fuqierrenshuangshuangbeizhan,weiyideerziyebeiliufangqianli。

zhiyutazheigegangchushengbujiudenver?

haoxiangshizhijiebeidongsizailejietou。

ruciyixiang,xuqiaoqiaozhenggerendoubuhaole,tahuangluandekanzheliuyujiao。

[nianga,ninbiekanwole,ganjinqujiudiea,kuai,buranlaibujile。]

tashouwuzudaode,bietiduojidong。

takebuxiangyilaijiuyouguale,buranhuiletiantingduodiulian。

baozhetadeliuyujiaoqueshiheleyitiao。

tajinzhangdesichukanlekan,ganggangshisheizaigentashuohuama?

shengyinyebuxiangshiqiaoerdea,erqiezenmehantaniangni?!

什么去救爹?

什么来不及了?!

jiantasichukan,xuqiaoqiaogengjile。

[niang,ninsichukanshenmeni,laibujile,zhendelaibujile,ninjintiandeshengyidiediechulibulea。]

[ninruozaibuqu,zanmenquanjiadoudesiqiaoqiaole。]

liuyujiaocikecaifaxian,tatingdaodeshihuailinverdeshengyin。

tajidongyouzhenjing,quelaibujiduoxiang。

buguannvershuodeshibushizhende,tadoudequguanyixiazheishi。

bijingguanhuquanjiarendexingming。

erqiejinrigeduifangzhiyiqianyue,queshiyeyouxiexiqiao。

“qiaoer,niganjinmingrenjianglaoyejiaohuilai,wodoushengchanle,buzhiyutahaizaiwaimiantanshengyi。”

“shengyishaotanyizhuangmeishi,zanmenbuchazheidianqian。”

liuyujiaodaodishishengyiren,zuoshiguoduanyouleilifengxing。

jintianxuyuanhaibangtaqutandeshiyibiliangshishengyi,zheishitajieqiaxujiule,danyizhimeiqianheyue。

ruoxiangyizuikuaidesudujiaohezheizhuangshengyi,zuikuaidefangfabianshibuqianyue。

“a?”qiaoeryouxiefameng。

tajidefurenzheibishengyitanlehaojiule,zenmeshuobutanjiubutanleni!

nandaoshiyinweishenglexiaojie,suoyikaixin?

qiaoerrenbuzhuduokanlexuqiaoqiaoyiyan,lianshangdexiaorongyeduolexuduo,jiaobukuaisuchaowaipao。

tangzailiuyujiaohuailidexuqiaoqiaosonglekouqi,neishuangliangjingjingdeyanrenbuzhuqukanliuyujiao。

tafaxiantazheigeniang,zhenxincongmingdehen。

tagangganghaixiangzherangtaniangquzuzhitadiejixutanshengyi,meixiangdaotaniangyijuhuajiugaodingle,mendoubuyongchu。

zheihuizixikan,tafaxianliuyujiaozhangdeyehaibucuo,liuyemei,gaobiliang,wuguanyeshijingzhidehen。

[wonianghaomei,wodiedieshibushiyehenshuaia?]

[而且娘好温柔。]

[niang,nikeqianwanyaodingzhewodie,buyaorangtazaipengshengyile,ninhaohaode,womenquanjiadouhaohaode,rangwoyegenzhezhangmingbaisuia。]

fanzhengtajuede,shulixuyuanhaijiachushi,doushiyinweixuyuanhaiquzuoshengyiyinfade,suoyitazhiyaoburangxuyuanhaipengshengyi,tamenjiajiubuhuichushi。

liuyujiaochadianbeihuailixiaoyatoudehuadoudexiaochulai,shouzhirenbuzhuqingpengleyixiaxuqiaoqiaodebizi,zheiyatouhaishigeximingde,“niangdebaobeihaohaode,nilaile,zanmenjiakendinghuiyuelaiyuehao。”

taxiaodemeiyanwanwan,suiranbudongzijiweishenmetingdedaonverdehua,yebudongnverweishenmehaizhidaohenduojieshibuqingchudeshiqing。

danliuyujiaoxuanzewutiaojianxinrenzijideguinv。

zhiyuzheicishengyishangdeshiqing,tahuidengxuyuanhaihuilaile,qinzipairenqucha。

ruoshiduifangzhenyouwenti,tajueduibuhuifangguoduifang。

gentazaishengyishangwanbaxi!

找死。

taxiaoxindejiangxuqiaoqiaowanghuailinuolenuo,zhengdasuanhongxuqiaoqiaoshuijue,yahuanqiaoerhudejicongcongdecongwaimianpaolejinlai,zuilichuanzhecuqi,“furen,buhaole,buhaole。”

(buyaobeishumingsangdao,buyaobeishumingsangdao,nvzhufuqinshishuchu,dichudeneixierenduinvzhuyijiazitebiebuhao,suoyinvzhuyijiaziyixinyaocongjialifenchulai,xiangchaozheiyijiazidejia,xiexiedajialijie。

diyicixiezheizhongwen,youbuhaodedifangxiwangdajiajianliang,zhendehennulile,buxiwupen,zhenxinchengkenzhixie。)