第1章
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「ling......」cierdeshouji**jiangwojingxing，xianglehenjiuhou，toutongyuliedewozhuaguoshoujiquxiaonaoling，pieleyiyanshijian，6dian05fen。
zuowanmeizenmeshuihao，zuoleyigehenzhanghenqiguaidemeng，menglihaoxiangyoushenmekongbudedongxizaizhuiwo，woyizhipaoyizhipao，qitadedoubujidele。
zaichuangshangmocengleyihuiercaiqilai，zhijuedejintianshentitebiesuantong，hunshengutouxiangbeichenianyaguoyiyang。
jintianshi2023nian9yue27haoxingqisan，zaiaoliangtianjiushizhongqiujishiyizhangjia。
bendagongrenxiangdaoyaofangjiajiujingshenlebushao，zixidishuxihao，congchujulinaleyigexiaoyuguantoujiuchulemen。
wojiaozhangxiaoxiao，jinnianershisisui。
congxiaozaifuliyuanzhangdadewobennengdixihuanhaizi，yushidaxuebiyehou，yeweilehenanyouwangxiaoshuaibenxian，zhijielaidaoletadejiaxiangcshi，danglechengdongyigesiliyoueryuandelaoshi。
zaitashunlidikaoshanggongwuyuanhou，wodenglaidequebushixingfudechengnuo，ershitatichudefenshou。
yuanlairenyidanpanshanggaozhi，cengjingzaishenkedehaishishanmengyehuibeipaozhinaohou。
haihaozhiqianwozhiyizuxialezheitaogongyu，meiyoubanjintadefangzi，yincijishifenshouhouyehaiyouyigejia。
diantimengangdakai，yizhixuebaidedagougoujiupuleshanglai，houmianjingenzhetadezhuren，zhuzai7loudeyigejirounan。
suiranjingchangzhuangdaodanyebushu，woliangdiandiantousuanshidalezhaohu。
maiwanzaocan，laidaoyoueryuan，caibadianban。
wolaidaoyuanliyigejiaoluo，zheiliyougezhixiangzi，limianshiyiwoliulangxiaomao。
weishoudemaomamatongtiheise，gangjiandaotadeshihoutazhenghuaizheyun，qieshouleshang，yuanlideyigexiaopengyoubatadaidaowomianqianrangwobangbangta。
wobenlaibutaixihuanliulangmao，youqishiheisedemao，tamendeyanzhuwangzhenihaoxiangnengkantounideqianshijinsheng。
jushuoheimaotongling，yiqiandenvwudouxihuanyangheimao。
keshijiabuzhuxiaopengyoudekukuaiqiu，wozhongyudiantoutongyi。haihetamenyiqiyongkuaidihezijiheimaodalezheigexiaojia。
shangzhoumaomamagangshengleyiwoxiaobaobao，zhengshimuaifanlandeshihou，ruguofaxianyourenkaojintadexiaomao，tajiuhuihenhendinaoni。
zheibu，wonashangxiaoyuguantou，fangzaiheimaomianqian，zhengxiangmomota，maomamayigedantiao，congwogebolveguo，miaodeyishengjiuliuxiayidaoqianqiandezhuahen。
「meiliangxinde，xiacibujinidaiguantoule。」
woyibianshuozhe，yibianchakangebodeshangshi。
zhuahenbingbushihenshen，keshiqiguaideshi，pangbianbingpaizhelingwailiangdaoyimoyiyangdeshang，wulunshizhangduanhaishishenqian，chuleweizhishaoweiyoudianpiancha，qitadekanqilaidouyiyang。
「yi？zheiliangdaoshishenmeshihoulaide？wobujidebeinizhuaguoa！」wokanzheruowuqishichizhexiaoyuguantoudeheimaomamayihuodao。
ganjinhuidaojiaoshi，yongshuichonglechongshangkou。
budaojiudian，haizimenchengzuodexiaobadaole，kaishishangke。
shidianduo，kejianxiuxi，wotongchangdoushizaishuashouji，zheigeshihouquekandaoyitiaoxinwenkuaixun。
「sshichuxianbumingyuanyinjibing，huanzheqingxuzaodong，yinu，gongjixingqiang......」
jinjiezhe，「dingdingding」lianxubuduandeweixintishiyin，dakaiyikan，shiwomenbendideyigequn。
「qunyoumen，kuaikana，yourenzaishizhongxinyaorenla！」
「haodadeliqi！baoanyadouyabuzhu！」
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qunlilianzhefalehaoduogeshipin。
「youshinagewanghongzaiboyanqiua？」
「shipaiduanshipindema？」
「kanzhebuxiangshijiade，shibushiganggangxinwenlishuodeneigebumingyuanyinjibinga？」
dajiazhengqizuibasheditaolunzhe。
「**，zheibushisangshiba！」
turanyigequnyoudachuyijuhua。
dianguanghuoshidechaneijian，jiyirutongbeiyayilehenjiuturanshifang，yiluwangshang，zhichongtianlinggai......
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wozhongyuxiangqileneigemeng，mengliwobeikongbudedongxizhuizhe，yizhipaoyizhipao，yuanlaineibushimeng，shiwozhenzhenqieqieyijingjingliguolede！
还不止一次！
yuanlaishoushangdeliangdaojiushang，doushiheimaoliuxiade！
suiranbuzhidaoweishenmehuibeibaoliuxialai，yexushiyinweitazhendetongling？
meiyidaozhuahen，doudaibiaoyitiaoshijianxian！
liangdaoshang，liangtiaoshijianxian，jiushuomingwoyijingsiguoliangci！
diyici，yinggaishizhengchangshijianxian。
wolaishangban，weimao，beinao，youlediyidaozhuahen。
kejiantingdaobumingyuanyinjibingdexinwen，kandaopengyouquanshipin，meiyouzaiyi。shilaifenzhonghouwaimianchuanlaisaodong，ranhousangshiyongru。
weilejiuyigehaizi，wobeiyigexizhuangsangshicongcemianpudao，yaozhubozi，xianxueshunjianbiaochu，shixianyuelaiyuemohu，ranhouwojiushiquleyishi。
diyitiaoshijianxian，meihuoguobantian。
diertiaoshijianxian，shiwodiyicizhongsheng，zaijialidewoshixinglai，shijianhuidao6dian05fen。
shangban，weimao，beinao，youledierdaozhuahen。
kejiantingdaobumingyuanyinjibingdexinwen，kandaopengyouquanshipin，meiyouzaiyi。
zhidaowaimianchuanlaisaodong，turanjiyijuexing，zhidaobujiuhouhuiyinweijiurenerbeiyao，zheiyicizaigubushangqitaren，yigerenkaishiwangwaichong，zhixianglideyueyuanyuehao。
guobuqiran，gangpaochulai，jiukandaosangshijinleyoueryuan，qizhongjiuyouneigeshangyishiyaolewodexizhuangsangshi。
laibujizaiduokan，woyizhipaoyizhipao，paodaoshuangtuigenguanleqianyiyang。
kexizairiluoqianhaishibeiyiqunsangshiweizhu，congsimianbafangdepuguolaiyaowo，shixianzhujianmohu，daoxia，ranhoushiquyishi。
diertiaoshijianxian，meihuoguoyitian。
disantiaoshijianxian，shiwodiercizhongsheng，yejiushizheiyici，wozaijialidewoshixinglai，shijianzaiyicihuidao6dian05fen。
shangban，weimao，beinao，youledisandaozhuahen。
kejiantingdaobumingyuanyinjibingdexinwen，kandaopengyouquanshipin，qianliangshijiyituranbeihuanxing。
laibujiyanjiu，wozhidaozhiyoushilaifenzhongjiuyaochuxiansangshile，bunengzaijiaoshilizuoyidaibi，ranerguangkaoliangtiaotuiwangwaipaoyeshipaobudiaode。
yushijuedingxianfengbirukou，zuzhiwailaideyiqiejinru！
wolikepaodaodamenkou，rangbaoanbadiandongweilanguanshang。
suihouzhaojiekoubayoueryuanlidesuoyouren，baokuohaizi、laoshihebaoandoujujizaiwuxiushi。
xuanzezheili，shiyinweizheishiyuanliweiyiyijianmeiyouchuanghu，zhiyouyigemendefangjian，fangbianfangyu。
fangjianliyougouduodebeizihexiaochuangkeyiyongyubaonuanhexiuxi。
wuxiushilihaiyougexiaochuwujian，limianduizhepingshihuijihaizimenfafangdemianbaobingganniunaidengshiwu。
ranhouwoyoukuaisudiqunalailepingshixiujianhuacaoyongdechanzi、jianzidenggongju。
luguoqingjieshi，batuobahezhangsaozhouyenaleguolai，biyaoshikeyicaiduantuobagan，yonglaicisangshi。
shifenzhong，yezhinengzuodaozheiyangle。
jiranrangwozhongsheng，weishenmebuduojidianshijianaaa！
gangnawantuobahuilai，jiukaishitingdaowaimiandesaodong，sangshilaile。
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wolikerangsuoyourenanjingxialai，jiqitalaoshijieshilewaimianzhengzaifashengdeshi，haijitamenkanleshoujishangdeshipin，meigerendoujinghuangbuyi。
danwuyimuqiannengduozaizheili，dengdaiguojiapairenjiuyuan，shizuihaodexuanze。
youlaoshikaishidadianhualianxiqinrenpengyou。
keshiwuluntamenzenmeda，doumeiyourenjie。
fangfoquanshijiedouzaitongyishijianbeigongjileyiyang，meiyourenhehuiying。
woshuo：「bunengzheiyangle，meiyouchongdianqi，shoujidianlianghenkuaihuibeihaojinde，xianzaihainengshangwangshouxiaoxi，yaoshimeidianguanjile，zanmenlianwaimianyoushenmejiuyuanzhengcedoubuzhidao。」
dajiayizhitongyi，yushiwomenjuedingsibushouji，sanbuguanjibaochidianliang，zhiliuyibukaijifangbianjieshouwaijiexinxi。
gangkaishideshihou，dajiahaishibijiaoleguande，duizhengfuyouxinxin。
keshishoujishangchuanlaidexiaoxiqueyigejieyigedebuhao。
sangshiqiyuandidesshichedilunxian。
baofahou24xiaoshi，nanfangyanhaidiqujunduichechu。
tongshi，guojiaqidongjinjiyuan，wangbeidedaolushangzhongbingbashou，cengcengguanka。
36xiaoshihou，linjindeashi、bshihewomencshiyiqi，xuanbuwanquanlunxian，junduiwunengweili。
zheishi，shoujideguangbolishuozhe，「tingdaoguangbodexingcunzhe，qingzhuyi，qingzhuyi，zaibaohuhaozijideqingkuangxiaqingnimenbeishang，guojiayijingzaiwangbeidelushangjianlileruogangeanquanqu，xiwangnengzaineilikandaonimen，zhuhaoyun。」
huanleyihuier，guangbojiezhedao：「jishibunengdaodaanquanqu，yeqinglikelikaiyixiajizuochengshi，12xiaoshihou，junduijianghuitouzhihuimiexingwuqi，zuzhisangshidemanyan。」
jiexialaishoujilibofangzhejizuoshuxidechengshimingzi，qizhongyebaokuowomencshi。
bunengjixuduozaizheilile，bixubeishang！
keshi，womenzhiyousigedaren，nengdaizheyiershigezhiyousiwusuideyoueryuanxiaopengyouchuanguosangshibaowei，shunlidaodabeifangdeanquanquma？
zou，shisi；buzou，yeshisi。haiburupinyici！
yushiruciruci，zheibanzheibandejihualeyifanhou，dengdaotianhei，womendaizheshibagexiaopengyoujiannandidengshangleyoueryuandexiaoche。
yifanhengchongzhizhuang，nianyalebuzhiduoshaosangshi，jingguolebuzhiduoshaokekepengpeng，zaitaiyangjijiangshengqiqianzhongyulaidaolegaosulukou。
jinglileyizhengwandesilitaosheng，quancherenkanzhedongbianneiyilunhuanhuanshengqidetaiyang，doushuodananbusibiyouhoufu，haizimenshoulazheshousuiranjinghunweiding，lianshangqueshijiehouyushengdexiaorong。
turan，wushujiafeijicongtoudingfeiguo，rengxialeyilianchuandongxi，haimeifanyingguolaijiutingjian「hong」deyisheng，huoguangsishe......
made，tamenbashijiantiqianle。
disantiaoshijianxian，meihuoguo72xiaoshi。
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「ling......」cierdeshouji**jiangwojingxing，xianglehenjiuhou，wopieleyiyanshijian，6dian05fen。
zuowanmeizenmeshuihao，zuoleyigehenzhanghenqiguaidemeng，menglihaoxiangyoushenmekongbudedongxi，haiyoufeijizaitianshangfeilaifeiqu。
qilaihoujuedehunshengutouxiangbeihuoshaoguoyiyang，yousuanyoutong。
jintianshi2023nian9yue27haoxingqisan，zaiaoliangtianjiushizhongqiujishiyizhangjia。
manmandishuxihao，congchujulinaleyigexiaoyuguantoujiuchulemen。
diantimengangdakai，yizhixuebaidedagougoujiupuleshanglai，houmianjingenzhetadezhuren，zhuzai7loudeyigejirounan。
woliangdiandiantousuanshidalezhaohu。
laidaoyoueryuan，xianzaicaibadianban，wozoudaoyuanliyigejiaoluo，zheishiwozaoshangdeweimaoshijian。
shangzhoumaomamagangshengleyiwoxiaobaobao，wobaxiaoyuguantoufangzaitamianqian，zhengxiangmomota，maomamayigedantiao，congwogebolveguo，miaodeyishengjiuliuxiayidaoqianqiandezhuahen。
woganmangchakangebodeshangshi。
zhuahenbingbushihenshen，keshiqiguaideshi，pangbianbingpaizhelingwaisandaoyimoyiyangdeshang，wulunshizhangduanhaishishenqian，chuleweizhishaoweiyoudianpiancha，qitadekanqilaidouyiyang。
mozheneisandaojiushang，shuxideganjuefushangxintou，qiansanshijiyibeichenggonghuanxing。
奶奶的，又来了！
xianzaiwomingbaixinglaihouneihuoshaodetongshinalilaidele。
ganqingshangyishimeibeisangshiyaosi，shibeizhasidea！
kanlekanshouji，8dian35fen，zhishengyigebanxiaoshi，weiyuyanhaidesshijiuhuikaishibaofasangshibingdu，zheiyici，zongsuanshitiqianleyidiandian。
shangjicidoumeishijianzuohaozhunbei，zheiyicixiwanghailaideji。
shouxian，jiushiyaoxiangbanfalikaizheizuochengshi。
feijikendingshilaibujile，dongcheni？yebuxing，cheshangneimeduoren，wanyihunruyigeganranzhe，shunjianjiucheng「fushanxing」le。
sijiachezuihao，keshiwobuhuikaiche，yeburenshishenmeyousijiachedepengyoua，zenmeban？
zhengjiaojinnaozhixiangzenmechuchengdewo，turankandaolehuanhuanshixiangyoueryuandexiaoba，youle！
womenzheijiayoueryuandelaobantebieyouqian，takaizheigeyoueryuanyebushiweiledanchundezhuanqian，ershijizijiahaiziheqinpenghaoyoudehaiziyigehaodianerdehuanjing。
suoyizaimaidongxideshihou，doushidashouyihui，zhijieshangzuihaode。
就比如这辆校巴。
deguoyuanchan，cheshenqianhoudoujiazhuanglefeichangyingdegangban，laobanshuoshixinwenshangjianduolexiaocheshigu，paheqitachezhuiweisuoyiteyijiashangqude。
xianzaiwanquanbupazhuangji，dipangao，youpingwen，guanjianshi，chushoukeji！
shangyishiyeshizheiliangchedaizhewomenchonglechulai，suoyihaiyoushenmebizheigenghaodexuanzeni？
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xiadinglejuexin，yushidengcheyitingwen，wolikejiuchongleshangqu。
「yi，zhanglaoshi，nijintianzenmeshangchelaila？」
sijixingjin，jiaojindasheng，yuanlidedarenxiaohaierdouqinqiedijiaota「dasheng」。
dashengyiqianshidangbingde，houlaishouleshangjiutuiwuhuixiangle。
tagenlaobanshitongxiang，laobanjiantashituiwujunren，wenzhongkekao，youhuikaiche，zhenghaoyoueryuanqueyigesiji，jiujiaoledashenglaikaixiaoche。
meitianzaoshangkaichebahaizisongdaoyuanlihou，dashengjiukaishidangbaoan，baoweidajiadeanquan；fangxuele，zaikaixiaobabaxiaopengyoumendousonghuijiaqu。
nimeikancuo，dashengjiushishangyishiwotidaodebangwoguanweilandebaoan，yeshikaixiaochedaiwomenyilutaochulaiyoumeiwanquantaochulaiduoguohongzhaderen。
wolingjiyidong，「bushimashangfangjialema，yuanlibenlaijintianxiawugaohuodong，woyigepengyoushuotadenongjialeshiyiqianzheiliangtianganghaoshikongzhede，womenkeyidaixiaopengyouquneiliwan，huangehuanjing，dajiakaixinkaixin。」
「xiaopengyou，jintianwomenbuzaijiaoshilizuoyouxile，laoshidainimenquyewaijiaoyouzenmeyanga？」
「好！」
「好耶！」
「laoshi，wozuiainile！」
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xiaopengyoumengegexingfenyichang，qizuibashedihuiyingzhewo。
「dasheng，zanmenbushijijintianxiawudehuodongzhunbeilehenduoshuiheyinliaoma，niqubatamendoubandaocheshanglai，yewaibuhaomaidongxihaigui。」
「wozaiqugebidechaoshilingwaimaiyixie，paxiaojiahuomenbugouchi。」
yushiliangrenfentouxingdong，wolaidaogebidebianminchaoshi，tuilelianggexiaotuichejiukaishiconghuojiashangsaohuo。
woxiangzhedaishangzheibanghaizi，yiluxiangbei，zhijiewangqianshiguangbolitidaodeanquanqudefanweikaiqu。
chaleyixiazuijindeanquanqujulizheili1500duogongli，zhengchangqingkuangxiaruguobutingche24xiaoshineijiunengdaoda。
danshimashangjiubuhuishizhengchangqingkuangle，yilushangshaobuleyudaoyixiejieyanaraodaoa，shenzhisangshiduludeqingkuang。
kuangqie，daizhexiaopengyouyebunengyizhigangangan，youjihuihaidetingxialaixiexie。
suoyishiwufangmian，jiuansantiandelianglaizhunbeihaole。
xuyaoyixiebuyongshenghuojiunengchideshiwu，haiyaofangbianxiedaiqieguanbao。
suoyiwosaolehuojiashangdexiaoxiangchang、danhuangpai、binggan、mianbao、qiaokeli、niurougan、ludandeng，doushihaizimenaichide。
ranhouyounaleshabu、zhixuedai、dianfu、chuangketiezheixie，yifangwanyi。
linzoukuaijiezhangle，younalejidajuanjiaobu，biyaoshikeyiyonglaichanzaishoushangbozishangbaohuziji。
caigouwandongxihuidaoxiaoba，kandaodashenghelingwaidelianggelaoshiyedouzuozaichelile，dashengmomotou，hanhandixiaoshuo，「xueshengmendouqujiaoyoule，guanglaoshiliuxiayemeiyonga。」
chelidelianggelaoshi，yigenianjidayixie，wushiduosui，xingliu；lingyigesanshichutoudeyangzi，xingli。
woyipaitou，xiaodao：「kanwozheijixing，qujiaoyoudangranrenyueduoyuehaola，liulaoshi，lilaoshi，yijing9dianle，neizanmenjiuchufaba。」
shangyishidetaowangzuheyijingwanquancouqi，zheiyishi，buzhiqianfanghaiyoushenmezaidengzhewomen。