003 烧烤蝗虫你吃过吗?

cihuayichu,dadianzhongdunshixiangqidichenxiaosheng,jiweidachenkanchenningdeyanshenrutongkanbaichi。

qinzhiyeshiaitanyisheng,kuxiaoyaotou。

benyiweichenningnengyoushenmehaobanfa,meixiangdaoshizheimebukaopudeshuofa。

“huangchongkechibude……”

qinzhikuxiao,“chenning,zhenkannishibuzhihuangchongdekepa,cichongmianmukezeng,naijiuyoueguituosheng,shizhibihuaweiegui。”

“mixin!zheidoushimixin!”

chenningyizhengciyan,gaoshenghedao:“huangchongjiushiyizhongchongzi,zenmebunengchi?genghekuang,huangchonglifuhanfengfudedanbaizhi,chilekeyiqiangshenjianti!”

“huangshang,beihezaiqingruciyanzhong,ninzenhainengyinweiminjianyaochuan,danwuleguoce?”

“这……”

qinzhibeiwendemeitoujinsuo,xinzhongyouxiejiongpo。

dantashenweihuangdidebaochiweiyan,bunengqingyibiaolujiongjing,zhinengqingkeyisheng,huanjieganga。

“huangshang,cihuashuolai,chendaoshikanguoyigezhezi……”

cishi,huhechuanhurankaikou,“chenjianyigebeihedifangguanshangzou,shuokeshiyonghuangchonghuanjiezaiqing,zhezishanghaishuotayiqinzishichi,bingweiyoubingzheng,kebuzhizhenwei,jiumeishangbao。”

“huangtang!yigebuxuewushudewankuzidi,shuolezheibuzhebianjidehua,nimenyexin?”

wangtiananmeitoujinsuo,lengshengdaduan。

dunshi,liangborenzhenglunbuxiu,bantianyemeiyoujieguo。

“haole!doubiechaole!nengbunengchi,xianchangshichibujiuxingle!”

chenninggaoshenghezhizhongren,gongshoudao:“huangshang,chenkenqingninenzhun,rangchenxianchangjininzuohuangchongchi!”

“准了!”

qinzhiyeraoyouxingqu,likehuishouenzhun,“guilai,nikantayaoyongshenmedongxi,jitazhunbeihao。”

“wangye,ninkanyaozhunbeishenme?”

wuguilaiyazhegongyasang,xiaomimiwenchenning。

“jiwozhunbeidianzhuyou,xiyan,ziran,wuxiangfen……”

chenningxishudiaoliao,yiyidaolai。

zhiqianwaichuyechui,chenningkeshishaokaodeyibahaoshou,jintiantajiuzhunbeijiqinzhihuangdibiaoyanyishoushaokaomazha!

“dengdeng,ye,ninshuodezheizhuyoukemeiyou,zheiziran,wuxiangfenyoushihewu?”

wuguilaitingdemeitoujinzhou,lianshengzhuiwen。

“suanle,nidaiwoquyushanfang,woqinzikankan!”

chenningyelandegentashuo,zaiqinzhidizhunxudexia,quleyushanfang。

zheiyushanfangsuida,dannengyongdedongxikebuduo,chenningzheicaifaxian,daweidediaoliaoshaodekelian。

zhuyinweizhengrigunnitan,beigurenshiweiwuhuizhiwu,genbenjiumeirenchi,yejiumeiyouzhuyouyishuo,zhiyouniuyou。

zhiyuziran,wuxiangfen,jiugengmeiyoule,zhiyoushiyan,haishineizhongmeitichundecuyan,youkuyouse。

“凑活凑活吧!”

chenningnalexieniuyouheshiyan,youdairencongyuhuayuanlizhualehuangchong,zhetengleyigeshichen,zheicaipaohuiyushufang。

yushufangzhong,qinzhidiheyiqundachendayandengxiaoyan,kanzhechenningbainongxiaokaolu。

呼呼呼——

huoyanshengtengqilai,chenningjianghuangchongqudiaozangqi,chuanzaitieqianzishangkao。

shuashangyicengniuyouzilaluanxiang,piaodangqiyicenghunzazherouweideshaokaoxiangqi。

duanduanpianke,shaokaohuangchongdexiangwei,mimanzhenggeyushufang。

“huanghou,zheiweidaowenqilaihaibucuo?”

qinzhitoutouyanlexiakoushui,yongweixiaoyanshiganga,“nikezhi,chenningheshixuedezheimenkaorougongfu?”

“臣妾也不知。”

chenhuanghouyanzhongyemanshizhenjing,dingzhechenningkaohuangchong。

“好了!”

zhongyu,chenningkaohaoyichuanhuangchong,sashangshiyanchulu。

“kanhaole!zheihuangchongshikeyichide。”

chenningshuozhe,zhaixiayigehuangchong,saijinzuili。

shuaguoniuyoudehuangchongbudancuixiang,haiyouyiguniurouxiangwei,jiaoqilaihuiweiwuqiong。

nei“gabenggabeng”dejujiaosheng,tingdeqinzhidengrenshizhidadong。

“kuaichengshanglai,jizhenchangchang!”

qinzhizaoyipobujidai,likehuishouzhaohu。

“huangshang,nucaihaimeishidu……”

wuguilaigangjieguokaohuangchong,qinzhijiunaleguoqu,zhaixiayigefangzaizuili。

“huangtang!chenningshizhenyixiongguangruideqinerzi,zhengengjiangqishiweijichu!tanenghaizhen?”

qinzhidichidemanzuixiangqi,lianchisange,zhishengxiazuihouyigele,caijidedijichenhuanghou。

“huanghou,nikuaichangchang,zheishaokaohuangchongxiangcuikekou,jingranrucihaochi!”

qinzhilianlianbushe,ganmangfenfu,“chenning,ganjinduokaoliangchuan,jizheiqunyongchenyechangchang!”

qishi,shitazijihaixiangchi。

chenningshunjianhuazuoshaokaotandashifu,jieliankaolexiaobangeshichendehuangchong,zhidaobazhuadehuangchongdoukaomeile。

zhiyaochangguotashouyide,wubuzashe,juqidamuzhi。

qinyueshuangyechidaoyichuan,kouchiliuxiang。

takanchenningdeyanshenguangmangshanshuo,danzuihouhaishilenghengyisheng,“zaotingwenzheigeyinzeibuxuewushu,jiuhuixiexiajiuliudedongxi!”

“chenning,haoshouyia!gaishang!”

qinzhidichidehenmanzu,mizheyanjinghecha。

fangcaijiweifanduidedachenyedougailekoufeng,fenfenjuqidamuzhi,“zheishaokaohuangchongzheshihaochia!huangchongchiliangshi,zaiminchihuangchong,zheshishigehaobanfa!”

“huangshang,zheihuangchongbudankeshaokao,haikeyouzha,shaiganmochengfenmo,zuodanbaifen,dangjunyongsushideng。”

chenningkankanertan,“zhilihuangzai,yebuzhishichihuangchongzheimejiandan,womenbixuyaobafangdongyuan,buzhiyaochi,haiyaodongyuanrenwahuangchongluan,conggenshangdujuehuangzai。”

“zhiyuguokukongxu,womenzekedongyuanshangrenshougouhuangchong,jianqingguojiafudan,rangshangrentiguojiachuqian。”

“rangshangrenchuqian,shuodejiandan,ruhezuodao?”

wangtiananmeitouweizhou,dandandao:“ruoshihuangshangxiazhizhengshou,neixieshangrendingranmanfuyuanyan,yousunchaotingyanmian!”

“nigelaoguarangzi,jiuhuichifan,bunengdongdongnaozi?”

chenninglenghengyisheng,“dongyuanshangrenzuiweijiandan,zhixuchumeidichujigechuhuangdashideminge,ciyucijinpai,rangshangjiazhiziyekedushukaogongming,ziranyoudabarenlai!”

daweiwangchao,shangrenweijianji,zhibinujiqiangyidian,bukekaogongming。

youleqianziranxiangyaoyouquan,dushukaogongming,neishimeigeshangjiazhijiamengmeiyiqiudedongxi!

“ni,nimawolaoguarangzi?”

wangtiananguiweizaixiang,heshishouguozheidengruma,likeqideliansetonghong。

“zhenkanchenningmademeicuo!nimenjiushiyiqunlaoguarangzi,zhihuichifan,buhuizuoshi,shiweisucan!”

qinzhiqinghengyisheng,lenglengdemuguangkanxiangwangtianandengren。

“臣等无用!”

wantianandengrenhedeyijiling,likeguifuerxia,buganyouyisiyuanyan。

dajiadoukandechulai,mingxianshichenningdeleqinzhididehuanxin,zheishiyouyipiantanta。

“chenningshuodehenhao,zheihuangzaizhilizhifa,jiuanzhaotashuodelai!”

qinzhilianshangmanshixiaoyi,“chenning,zheicinizuodebucuo,shuoshuoxiangyaoshenmeshangci?”

zhongyu,daolemingyundezhuanzhedianle!

nengbunengbaozhuxiaoxiongdi,jiukanwojiexialaidebiaoyanle!

“weihuangshangjugongjincuisierhouyi,shichendebenfen,chenbenbugaiyaoshangcide,dan,yinshiguanyishengxingfu,chenbudebuyao!”

chenningshenxiyikouqi,gongshoudao:“chenxiangyao,sangongzhu!”