第5章 三皇子审美堪忧

“ni!”yaoyishuiqiji,“hegongzi,qingbuyaoxuekoupenren。”

takeshitingshuohejinchaosuiranlangdangwanku,quedanxiaorushu。rujinkanlai,yanqianzheiweikebuxiangdanxiaodeyangzi。

yaoyishuimiqilaiyanjing,nandaoyourenjiaoguotagaizenmezuo?

xiangdaozheili,yaoyishuikanzhehejinchaodeyanshen,jiudaizheyimokaojiule。

anjinyixianshen,jiurangzhouweiweiguandebaixingjikandaile,sheidoumeixiangdaozheigemeimaoruyudepianpiangongzi,jingranjiushineichengxiangfudedagongzi。

zhengruneijiweihuakuisuoshuo,zheiyaoyishuizuiduoyejiushixiaojiabiyuzhimao,kehedagongziderongmao,neishigehuakuijiaqilaidoubibuguo,yaoshuodagongzinengkanshangyaoyishuidiaoxita?zheikexindujiuyouxiedile。

“dagongzi,wozhidaonizaojiuduisanhuangzibuman,suoyidangricaihuiguyidediaoxiwo,ninshichengxiangfudegongzi,woyigexiaonvzidoubuguoni,kenibiewangle,zheishisanhuangzifu,nixiurulewojiudengyuxiurulesanhuangzi,tashijuebuhuifangguonide!”

anjinlengxiao,tingshuoyaoyishuizaihuangzifushangzhuleduonian,sanhuangziduihunshiquejuekoubuti,yaoyishuidagaishijile,zheicaixiangchuzheigehunzhao,xiangjiexianxieshishen,jisanhuangziquta。

zijibangbuzhusanhuangzidexin,quexiangnawugurenzuofazi,meizheimerongyi。

“yaoxiaojiezheihuashuode,kejiuyouxiepianle,bengongziheren,beizhaoguosheirenbuzhidehuahuadashao,nishuobengongziduisanhuangzibuman,wokeliansanhuangzizhangshayangdoumeijianguo,hetandebuman?zaiyoule,bengongzisuiranhaonvren,keyezhixihaopiaoliangdenvren,jiuyaoxiaojiedezhangxiang,kongpabengongzihennangensanhuangzidianxiayoushenmejiaoji,jiusanhuangzideshenmei,zaixiayehennangensanhuangzichengweipengyoule?”

hejinchaodesuoweishenmeishishenmeyisi,yaoyishuifeichangdeqingchu,kezhengyinweiqingchu,caiyufadeshengqi,anjinbenlaijuedezheiyaoyishuikenengyaozha,kekanjiantasuoyoudehuoqidouyaxiaqudeyinrenbiaoqing,anjindaoshizanxudetiaoletiaomeitou,zheigenvrenbuhaoduifua!

jinjiezhe,jiukanjianyaoyishuiputongyishengguizaileanjindejiaoxia,anjincumeixiangyaofuqitalai,quekanjianleyaoyishuiyandideneiyimojiaoxia,anjintiaomei,kanlaizheigenvrenshixianggaoshiqingle。dangriwulaitabucheng,rujinhaixianggujizhongshi?anjinlengxiao,ranhouxunsudetuileyixiapangbiandehuakui,jiutingjianaiyouyisheng。

jiweihuakuibeianjinzheimeyitui,quandoudaozailedishang,changmianyiduhenhunluan,kexiayikejiuxiangqilejingjiaosheng。

“dagongzi,nizenmenengdangzhezheimeduorendemianduiwoxingbuguizhishini?”zhongrenzheicaihuiguoshenlai,jiujianyaoyishuipazaidishang,sisidebaozheyirendeshoubei,dashenghanzhebeihejinchaodiaoxile。

zhongrenkanguoqu,cikeneizhishouyijingshenjinleyaoyishuidexiongkouli,sihuhaizailimianzhualejixia,zhouweiderendoudaoxileyikoulengqi,dagaidoumeixiangdaozheihedagongzijingganrucidefangsi。

yeyouxierenkanbuguoqu,zhijiemaleqilai。

“shenmechengxiangfudedagongzi,wokanjiushiyigeazadexiaohunhun,rucidatingguangzhongdeqifuyigenvren,shizaishitaiguofenle!”

“shia,shia,zheiyangderenruoshiliuxialai,zhibudingyihouhaihuiyouguniangzaoyangni!”

yaoyishuiyaozheyaguan,zuijiaoguazheyimodechengdelengxiao,tadaoyaokankan,hejinchaoxianzainengruheweizijituituo。

huangzifuderenyeguolaile,guanjiajianzhuang,zhijieshenshoujiuzhuazhuleshenjinyaoyishuixiongkoudeshoubei,ranhouhoudao:“hedagongzi,nizhendangwomensanhuangzifuliderenhaoqifushibushi?”

jiuzaidajiaqunqingjifenyaozhaohejinchaosuanzhangdeshihou,shoubeidezhurenquefahuale。

“aiyou,nigelaodongxikuaijiwosongshou,kuaiyaotengsinujiale!”

guanjialengleyixia,ditoukanqucaifaxianzijizhuadejingranshiyizhinvrendeshou,erqieshoudezhurenbushipangren,zhengshiyihongyuandehuakui。

guanjiaganjinjiangshoudiudiao,jiuhaosizhanranleshenmechuanranbingyiban。

huakuikanleguanjiagenyaoyishuiyiyan,lenghengyishengshuodao:“woshuoyaoxiaojie,ninjiushiyaoyanxi,yemafannikankanzhurenhaobuhao?nishuoshenme?duinixingbuguizhishi,nizhideshiwoma?”

yaoyishuiyouxienanyizhixindekanzhemianqianhaizaisaoshounongzidenvren,dengkanjiannvrenshenhoudehejinchaoshi,caizhidaozijishisuanle。

“zheishizenmehuishi?yaoxiaojiefangcaishuode,shidagongziduitaxingbugui,zenmeturanbianchengnvrenle?”

“shia,shia,nanbuchengyaoxiaojiezaojiucaidaoledagongzihuixijita,suoyicaibuduia,zheishuobuguoqua!”zhongrendouzaiyilunfenfen,yaoyishuideetoushangyijingkaishimaohanle。