第4章

ganshoudaojiangyandeshixian,jiangxianumadao:“kanshenmekan?nihaibuganjinqubayifuxile,bamazuotianzuogonghuanxialaidezangyifuhaizaiwaimian。”

jiangyandejiyifuxian,queshicongxiaojialidehuojiushitazuo,yijiarendefancaishitazhu,yifushitaxi。

zuotiantabuzaijia,beijiaodaochengliqule,jiangjiarendeyifudouduizaiyiqi,dengzhetahuilaixi。

erjiangxiani,congxiaodaodashenmedoubuyongzuo。

“你怎么不洗?”

jiangxiashuo:“meikandaowozhengzaikanshuma,niyaoshidaraowokaobushangdaxuedehua,bamayaonihaokan!”

erjiuzaizheigeshihou,jiangjiafumuzhenggongfenyehuilaile。

kandaojiangyandeshihou,jiangmudaoshizouguolai:“kongshouhuilaide?”

“wokeshinima,nizenmezheimemeiyouliangxin,quyitangchenglijiuzhiguzhejizijimaidongxima,doubuzhidaojiwoyedaiyidian?baiyanlang,zhenshigebaiyanlang!”

jiangfujiangchenglongyezaizheigeshihoumadao:“fanni,laozizaiwaimianmangleyishangwule,zenmelianfandoumeiyou,jiangyan,niquyitangchenglihuilaijiuzhenbazijidangchenglirenle,fandoubuzuole?”

jiangyanshenxiyikouqi,zhiqianshahuhudeshihou,tameijuedeyoushenmewenti,keshixianzaikanzhezheiyijiaren,tadouganjuedaozhixi。

“wocaiganghuilai,shuidoumeilaidejiheyikou,zuoshenmefan?jiangxiayizhengtianzaijiali,weishenmeburangtazuofan?”

wangcuiyinghejiangchenglongjiuzheiyangkanzhejiangyan,dagaishimeixiangdaojiangyanjuranhuidingzuile。

jiangxiayezaizheigeshihoushuodao:“wobushiweilehaohaodushu,kaoshangyigehaodedaxue,rangbahemayiqiquchenglixiangfuma,erqiehaiyoujitianjiuyaogaokaole,xianzaishiguanjianshike,jie,nidouhuilaiyiliangxiaoshilejiuzaineiwan,shinibuzuofanbuxiyifu,wohaitixingnilaizhe,zenmenidouxuehuisahuangle,xianzaihaiquandoubacuoguaizaiwoshenshang?”

“jiangyan,nihaixuehuisahuangle?”wangcuiyingdengzheta。

“haibuganjinqujilaozizuofan,jiranhuilaile,neixiawujiuquzuogong,tiantianzaijialixiangfu,jiuzhizhidaochifan!”jiangchenglongmadao。

jiangyanlengmodekanzhezheixieren:“sheiyaochifansheiquzuobei,zhendangzijishishenmedayema,womeitianzuodegongbubinimenshaoba,pingshenmehaiyaojinimenxiyizuofansihounimen?”

jiangchenglongtingdaozheihua,neibaopiqiyixiazijiuqilaile:“nishuoshenme?”

tataiqishoujiuyaochaozhejiangyandaguoqu,taduijiangyandongshouyebushiyiciliangci,tajuedeneishitadenver,taxiangdajiuda。

jiangyanduoguoqu:“erduochuwentilema,woshuonimenzheiyijiarenwobusihoule!”

“niganzheiyanghelaozishuohua,kanlaozibudasini!”jiangchenglongnazheshoubiandedongxijiuchaozhejiangyanzaguoqu。

wangcuiyingyeshuodao:“jiangyan,nizenmehenibabashuohuani,niyaofantianlema?shibushigujiahenishuoleshenme,jiusuanshinijiadaogujiaqu,niyedemeitianhuilaijiwomenzuofanxiyifu!”

“hegujiameiguanxi,haiyou,wobuhuihegushunjiehunde,haimeiquduilidajiehunbaogao,womenzhishikoutoushangdewawaqin,zheizuobudeshu。”jiangyanbabujiehunzheijianshiyibingshuolechulai。

“shenme?”wangcuiyingtingdaozheihua,chadianzhanbuzhule。

什么叫不结婚?

jiangyanbuhegushunjiehun,neiyaohesheijiehun?

gujiashishenmejiating,suiranxianzaihaizaizheicunli,danshichenglidedafangziyijingmaishangle,gushunhaishidaxuesheng,yihoukendingfenpeihaodegongzuo,yibeizijiuchichuanbuchoule,daoshihoushuobudinghainengdaizhetamenyejiguoshanghaorizi。

xianzaijiangyanzheishizenmele,bierenbabeizidouqiubulaidehunyin,juranshuochubujielezheizhonghuhua。

“nishihutule?haishishuoneigujiaxiangchuerfanerbuyaonile?xianzainijiugenwoqugujia,wenwenzheidaodishizenmehuishi,zuotianbushihaidainiqumaixinyifujiehunchuanma,erqiecunlirendouzhidaonimenmashangjiuyaojiehunle,niheneigushuncongxiaodinglewawaqin,niyaoshibeituileqin,yihouwomenjiangjiazaizheipingancunhaiyoushenmelianmiana!”

wangcuihuajihuaile,lazhejiangyanjiuwangyuanzilizou。

jiangyanshuaikaita:“nimenzaihudeshizijidelianmian,zaihudeshizijinengbunenggenzhegujiaguoshanghaorizi,nimenconglaiyoumeiyouzaihuguowo?”

jiangchenglongzheigeshihouconglimianzouchulai,tanazhetiepenjiuchaozhejiangyanzaguolai:“zheigejiahaiyoubudeni!”

jiangyanmeizhuyidaojiangchenglongchulai,tadenaodaibeiyingshengshengdezaleyixia,jiangchenglongyijingcongneibiannazhebiandan,chaozhejiangyanjiuyonglideqiaoguolai,zheiyixiayaoshizhendazaijiangyandebeishang,kenengjizhuidouhuibeidaduan。

xiangxiangzhongdetengtongmeiyouchuanlai,zhuanerdaitide,shijiangyanbeilaruleyigekuandadehuaibao。

erneiluoxialaidebiandan,beiyizhiqiangjingyoulidedashoujizhuazhu。

guzhenglaidejishi,tajiezhulebiandan,huzhulejiangyan,biaoqingshineimedelenglie,quechongmanzheqiangdadeqichang:“xianzaidarenyijingshikeyipanxingde,zhishaoyedequpaichusuoguanshangjitian。”

“nishishenmedongxiyeganlaijiaoxunlaozi?laozidazijidenveryoucuoma?niganjinfangkai,nizheiyangbaozhewonver,tahaizenmejiaren?”

shuowandejiangchenglongxiangdaoshenme,taturanhuangrandawu:“laozizhidaole,shibushinimenliangyoudianshenmeshi?laozijiushuotazenmeshixinfengle,fangzhehaohaodegujiabuyao,haibujiehunle,jieguoshizaiwaimianzhaoleyenanren!”

wangcuiyingganjinlazhujiangchenglong:“xiaoshengdian,zheizhonghuazenmenengdashengshuo,nihaixianbugoudiurendema,yaoshibeigujiazhidaole,gujiazenmekenenghaihuiyaota。”

wangcuiyingdeshixianluozaiguzhengshenshang,tazhijuedezheigerenkanzheyoudianyanshu,keyouxiangbuqilaizainalijianguo。

tingdaozheixiehua,guzhengdoumeitouzhizhou。

kanqilai,jiangchenglonghewangcuiyingduijiangyanbingbuhao。

ketazhiqianwangjialixiexindeshihou,fenmingwenguojiangyandeqingkuang,dangshimuqinjitadehuixin,shuolejiangjiaxianzaitinghaode。

guzhengchuitou,kanleyiyantahuzaihuailidenvren:“meishiba?”

jiangyanyaoyaotou,shijishangtadetoushangyijingbeitiepenqiaochulaiyigebao,pifudoushiwuqingde。

“haibuganjingun,yaoshiyinweini,zheisinizimeijiadaogujiadehua,wojiubaniyiqidasi!”jiangchenglongxiangyaochouhuibiandan,quefaxianzheigenanrenwodejin,tagenbenjiuchoubudong。

guzhengzheicaisongkaishou,ranhoushuo:“nimenbushiyaoqugujiama,woshiguzheng。”