“殿下，不好啦！”
“huang……huangshangbeiqituxuele！”
殿下？
皇上？
shuidemimihuhudexialibeijianruideyagongshengchaoxing，renbuzhuyizhentucao。
daqingzaojiumieleyibaiduonian，xingxingba！
youyouzhengkaiyanjing，mengrantiaoqi。
furongzhang、dadadezhuliang、sanjiaodeqingwawuding。
这……这是哪？
不对！
zuowanzijibushiyijingsile，zenmechuxianzaizheili？
难道这里是地府？
唰！
mengdechekaifurongzhang，jiukandaoyigechuanzheqinglvsedexiaotaijianbangongzheshenshenshouzaichuangbian。
zhei……zheishizenmehuishi？
确定不是演戏？
我在哪？
我是谁？
xialiwangrandekanzhezhouweimoshengdeyiqie。
chaneijian，yigubushuyuzijidejiyicongnaohailimianfanyongerqi，tihuguanding。
我……
我穿越了？！
zheishiyigebiguhuaxiazhanguoqiguohaiyaoluandedazhengzhishi。
ertaxialijiushizhanguoqixiongzhiyidedaxiaguodewangtaizi！
daxiaguoyinweidichuxichui，weilekaijiangkuotu，hexibiandequanrongdaleshubainian，shiyiwugongdingsheng，minfengbiaohan。
tongshi，daxiaguoyeshiqiguozhizhongbingfengzuiqiangshengyige，queshishaoxunwencai，yizhibeiliuguobishi，chengzhiweiximanzi。
xialishidangjindaxiaguoguozhuxiahuiwangdedizhangzi，haizaiqiangbaozhongzhijibianbeizufuxiamuwangpingshuo。
“cizibichengdaqi，tongyiliuguozhedangwusunye！”
shiyixiamuwangbengtian、laozixiahuiwangdengjizhihou，xialibianbeicefengweitaizi。
xiahuiwanggengshiwangluotianxiawen、wuqicaiyudonggong，yaojiangqipeiyangchengwenchengwulveyishendeqianguyidi！
raner，shaoshilele、daweibijia。
xialijiushizuihaodequanshi。
zhujianchengnianzhihoudexializaizhuduodonggongjiaoxijiaodaozhixiawenbucheng、wubujiu，tuotuodacaobaoyige。
yongcaiyejiuba，kexixialihaihuangyinwudao，minjiandedaxiaoxifu、chaozhongdachenjiazhongdeqiqiedoumeishaobeihuohai。
xiahuiwanglvcidouyoufeitaizizhixin，zhishimeimeixiangqixiamuwangzhiyixun，caishiyinrendaoxianzai。
“wojurannengchuanyuedaolezheigefeiwutaizishenshang。”
“laohuangshangduitakeshibumanhenjiu，yidanbeifeitaizi……”
zigubeifeidetaizi，younayigeyouhaoxiachang？
xialidunshibeijingchuyishendelenghan，takebuxiangcaisiyici，youyaodaoyanwangyeneiliqubaodao。
“xiaoguizi，niganggangshuolao……huangshangbeiqituxuele，zenmehuishi？”
shouzaiyipangdetaijianxiaoguizijianehuibao。
“qibingdianxia，qiguoshituanjintianzaohuijinjianhuangshang，qiguogongzhuguyidiaonan，nairangwochaobaiguanyinshiyishou，nai……naihe……”
“quanchaobaiguanwurennengdui？”
“是也。”
果是如此。
daxiayiwuliguo，chaotangzhishangjieshiwufu，kaojiutamenxingjundazhang、paibingbuzhenneijiandanyixie，rangtamenyinshizuoduineizhenshizhangfeixiuhua。
“qiguoshituanshangxiajieshiquxiaowodaxiaguowuwencai，budonglijiedeqinshouzhibang，chenjisuoyaojizhou，huangshangnaishibeiqidetuxuebuyi！”
太好了！
niuzhuanbianyilaodiexinmuzhongdexingxiang，jiangongliyedejihuilaile！
zuoweiyigexiandairen，rangxialixingjundazhang、gongchenglvedi，haizhennongbulai；
keyaoshuobiwencai，xialixiongzhongyoutangshisongci、hailiangdewangluoxiaoshuo，yinshiyishouqibushiyirufanzhangzhishi。
“走，上朝！”
nianjizhici，xialicongchuangshangyiyueerqi，dayaodabaijiuwangwaizou。
“殿下！”
huranchuangtazhishangchuanlaiyizhenjiaodizhisheng。
“ninhaimeichuanyifuni。”
夏立低头一看。
guobushi，hunshenshangxiaguangliuliu，**。
操！
我说怎么那么凉快！
suiranpangbiandeshiyigetaijian，xialihaishiyoudianbuxiguanzheiyangtanranxiangdui。
wuzhekuajiandaniaohuitoukanqu，zhijianfurongzhanghoudenaishiyigejuesedenvzi，mouruoxingchen、lianruomingyue、jifuruxue。
赵姬！
xialimengranxiangqi，zheigesheizaizijichuangshangdenvzizhengshilaohuangshangcongzhaoguoqinglaijiaodaozijishufadecainv——zhaoyingxue。
kexixialigenzhezhaojishufameixuehui，daoshihewushudaoguoaiqingdongzuopiandejuqingyiyang——xueshengzhijiebalaoshijishuile！
zuoyezhengshiliangrendediyiduchunfeng。
yuanlaidexialihuangyinduonian，shibasuideren、bashisuideshenzi，mianduijuesejiaren，xiongfengbuzai。
zheigeshihou，nanrenzenkeshuobuxing！
yipinghulangzhiyaoxiadu，qiangzuojianqiang，buxiangshenzikangbuzhu，chenglemudanhuaxiadefengliugui。
yezhengshiruci，cairangxianzaidexializhanjulequqiao。
danjianzhaojiyibeizhedang，zhiluyigexiangjianzaiwaitou，pipabanzhe，gengrangrenjuedeshenmiermeili。
呼！
xialixiaofuyizhenzaore，huxiyejicuqilai。
“ruciguosetianxiang，nanguaiyuanlaidexialiganxinzuoyigefengliugui！”
zoudaozhaojigenqian，niezhetadexiaba，zhijieyikouxiangxiaqu。
呜呜……
zhaojizuoyecaijinglifengyu，shaonvzhixinyijiu，youxiuyouzao，pinmingyaozhengzha，xiangqizuoyedefanyunfuyu，youshiyubabuneng。
bale，fanzhengyijingshitaderen。
zhaojizhengzhunbeifangqidikangzhishi，xialihurantingzhiledongzuo，xinzhongjingranyizhenshiluo。
“meiren，dengguhuilai，jinwanhaohaotengni！”
xialichuanshangyifu，biandatabuwangdianwaizouqu。
cailaidaodadianzhiwai，haimeijinmenbiantingdaoyigexiaozhangdeshengyinchuanchu。
“xiawang，yinshizuoduibuguoshixiaodao，haimeiyoukaonimenzhuzibaijiajingdian，nimendaxiaguochaotangzhishangbaiguanjingranwuyirennengzuochu？”
“zheishinimenxiaguokanbuqiwomenqiguobuyuanzuoshi，haishinimenxiaguodangzhenruliuguosuoyan——buguoshiyiguanmuhou，budongliyi、gefudeximanzhidi？”
咳咳……
wenyan，yujieshangdexiahuiwangyoushiyizhenjuliedekesou，yishoupazheyan，jiebaidesijinshangjingdaizheyisixueji。
yipangdedataijianfengbaozhouranbianse。
“bixia，baozhonglongti！”
“无妨！”
xiahuiwangyitaishou，rangfengbaobuganzaichusheng，naishikanxiangzuolieweishouzhiren。
zhengshidaxiaguowenguanzhishou，zuoxiangyuwei。
yuweinaishifajiachusheng，duizhiguoanbangyoujingtianweidizhicai。
不过……
吟诗。
还真不会！
诶！
xiahuiwangjianyuweibuganzhishizijimuguang，tanxiyisheng，kanxiangleyuweishenhouzhiren。
cirenzhengshitadeererzi，dangjindaxiaguoerhuangzi——xiaqiu。
“qiuer，fuwangwenniwanglaiwubaiding，shicigefuzaoyijigao，wentansuyouxianming。”
“rujinqirenxiaokanwodaxiafengcai，keyuanweifuwangjieyou？”
夏秋顿时头皮发麻。
wanglaiwubaiding，zheishibujia。
kezheizhibuguoshiweileyingzaochufengliuwangzidexingxiang，caiheyiqunqiongsuansihunyiqi；
jingtongshicigefu，zheiyebujia。
buguoneixiejingcijieshimuliaosuozuo，tabuguoshikanzinianchulaieryi。
xianchangzuoshi，zheizhennongbule！
“qibingfuwang，nei……neige……”
“zenme，niyebuhui！”
xiaqiuweileweihuxianwangzhiming，buzhidaoxialeduoshaokugong，qinengjinrixingxiangjinhui！
“er……erchen，jinriouganfenghan，cishitoutongyulie，yishinanyixiangchujingyancihui……”
“buguofuwangfangxin，dangjinwentandazongliuyuanxianshengzhengzaiwofushangzuoke，qingtashangchaodingkejieqiguo‘yonge’zhiti。”
“nishuodeshineigewuguodacaizi——liuyuan。”
“qibingfuwang，zhengshiciren。”
“hao……hao，kuaixuancirenjingong！”
“是！”
xiahuiwanghexiaqiuqiqidouzhangshuyikouqi。
qiguoshituantingwenwentanjujiangliuyuanjuranjiuzaixiaguo，qiqibianse。
liuyuannaishiwuguodacaizi，caigaobadou、wencaifengliu，ququyishoushiciziranshinanbuzhuta。
“且慢！”
qiguoshituanzhizhong，yigeyishenbaiyi、shencaienaduozi，heishayanmiandenvzichulie。
cinvzizhengshiqiguozheicishituantuanzhang、qiguogongzhujiangge。
“xiawang，xiaguonaishidangjinqidaguozhiyi。”
“gezaiqizhishi，bianwenxiaguorencaibeichu、rencaijiji，quebuxiangququyishou‘yonge’xiaoshibiannanzhulenimen，yaoqingliuyuanyigewairenbangmang。”
“dangzhenshijianmianburuwenming，ranggedashisuowang。”
“mofeiqiangshengrusi、ziminqianwandexiaguo，dangzhenjiumeiyouyigewencaifengliuzhinaner！”
ciyanyichu，manchaowenwujieshihanyanbuyi，liansenankaizhiji！
xiangyaokaikoufanbo，zuibadazhangqueyouciqiong。
“sheishuowodaxiawurencai！”
xialiangshoukuobuzourudadianzhizhong，gongshoudabai。
“fuwang，erchenyuanyongshiyishou，rangqinvzhidaowodaxiananerbudanwukemashangzhengzhan、baojiaweiguo，yidongfenghuaxueyue、wencaifengliu！”
huanzuoshixiaqiucishishuozheihua，xiawangzishihuanxibuyi，keduiyuxiali，xiawanghemanchaowenwujieshilianseguaiyiqilai。
sheibuzhitaizidazidouburenshiyige，zheigeshihoujuranshuoyaoyongshiyishou。
谁信啊！？
jianggechuwenxialihaoyan，chileyijing，zhiyiweicirencaixuebuqian，daikanqingxialishenchuansizhuajinlongchaofu，bujinxiaolechulai。
xiaguotaizibuxuewushu，tianxiajiezhi。
jianggebuguoyiweixialinaishikouchukuangyaner。
xiawangyiyibansuoxiang，xinzhongbuyue，youbuhaodangzheshijiemianfahuo，chenshenghedao。
“taizibukehunao，jinchaotangzhishangnaishiwodaxiayuqiguojiaoliuwencai，susutuixia。”
“fuwang，yinshibuguoxiaodaoeryi，erchenhui！”
zijierzijijinjiliang，xiawangneilinengbuzhi。
rangtajian..yinlulvezuizaixing，yinshitamaodoubuhui！
xiawangyuanbenruzhiyiyangdelian，qideliansezhanghong。
“fengbao，daitaizihuidonggong！”
xialiruhekencuoshibiaoxiandejihui，jijishuodao。
“fuwang，erchenyaozuobuchushilai，ninfeilewotaizizhiwei！”
cihuayichu，manchaojiejing。
玩那么大！
taizidianxiadangzhenshibuzhizijijijinjiliang？
xiaqiuyanmouzhizhongshanchuyimohuanxizhise。
taizibeifei，daoshihouzijiqibujiushitaizi！
tazheishizaizijuefenmua！
“父王！”
xiaqiuzibuyuancuoguozheiyangdejihui。
“taizidianxiajiyourucixinxin，guqierangqiyishiyouhefang。”
xiawangkanlekanxiali，youkankanxiaqiu。
zenmekanxialidoubuxiangrenjun。
“fuwangdangnianpabushiyishihutu，caishuoliershiqicai。”
“woyijingjileshiduoniandeshijianta，qinglezhuduomingshijiaodao，lierzhongshibuchengdaqi。”
“bale，zhenghaojiecijihuifeiletataizizhiwei！”
xiawangduixialiyibubaoyixiwang。
“jishiruci，qierangnishishi。”
“多谢父王。”
xialidaxiuyihui，angshoutingxiong，sishiwudujiaodetaiqixiaba，muguangshensuidekanxiangdadianzhiwaidelantian。
shunshijian，shuxixialidemanchaowenwu，zijuedetazhenggerendeqizhiquanbianle，yigugaoshanyangzhizhiganyouranerchu。
这……
jianggeyeshibeixializhuangbidezitaijingzhule。
mofeitadangzhenyouzhencaishixue？
xialiganshoudaosuoyoudemuguangdoudingzheziji，xinzhongyizhenshuangkuai。
“xiaoshidaiguoranmeipianwo，zhuangbideshihousishiwudujiaoyangwangtiankongguoranmeicuo！”
zhongrenjiebeixialiqizhisuoshe，mantangjujing，luozhenkewen，jingdaitadejiazuochukou。
然而……
shijianliushi，xialijiushizhanneili，yidongbudong。
咳咳……
xiawangzhongyudengdebunaifan，gankeyisheng，jiuyaorangrenbatadaixiaqu。
操！
装逼过头了！
“youle，nimenjiwotinghao，yidingrangnimenjingweitianren！”
“wodediyijujiushi……”
xialibudengbeiquzhu，ganjinkaikou。
“鹅、鹅、鹅……”
扑哧！
zhongrenjiantarucidakouqi，dangzhenyiweishihedengjiaju，buxiangtajuranrucibukan，qiqidouxiaochaleqi。
xiaqiuziranbucuoguozheigedajitaizidejihui。
“taizi，yongeshibushizhijieeejiushishi。”
“nidongshenme，woxiabanjuhaimeinianchulaini，xihaoerduotinghaole！”
“e、e、e，quxiangxiangtiange！”
xiabanqueyichu，xiaoshengyaranerzhi。
renrenjieshimianlujingse，zhenggedadiansiyibanjijing！