第1章

“ba,banixingxinga!”

“yeye,sunziguolaikannile。”

huanghujianwangtianlongerbianchuanlaiyidaodaocaozadeshengyin,renbuzhumaniang,zheishisheia,dazaoshanghanbabani,shuijuedoushuibuhao。

niuleniutou,faxiannaodaihaiyunhuhude。

“ma,badetouhaoxiangdongleyixia,yishengkuaijiaoyishengguolai。”yidaojinghushengshiwangtianlongzhengkaileyoudiansedeyanjing。

zijihaoxiangshitangzaibingfangli。

mianqianshiyigezhongnianren,yitouwuheidetoufalveweilingluandipizainaohou,chuanzheyishenheisexifu,zhengmanlianjiaojidiwangzheziji。

pangbianhaiyouzuozheyigetebieyouqizhilaofuren。

wangtianlonggangyaokaikouxunwen,quefaxianhoulongganyadenanshou。

zheishi,zhongniannanrenjimangzoudaogenqian,qingshengwendao:

“ba,nizhongyuxingle,zenmeyang,younaliganjuebushufuma?”

wangtianlonglengleyixia,suihouzhoumeidao:

“baba?sheishinibaba,yebushiguonianguojiede,wokemeihongbaojini。”

wangtianlongdehuidarangzhongnianrenyoudianmeng。

“ba,wodahaia,wogenmatingshuonibeizhuangleyixia,limacongguowaihuilaile。”zhongnianrenzaiwangtianlongmianqianhuilehuishoushiturangqihuishen。

……

越说王天龙越晕。

chenzheiduanshijian,faxianzijihaoxiangshichuanyuele,woleigeca。danshihaoxiangzhiyouyuanzhu21suizhiqiandejiyi。

mianqiandehaoxiangshizijideerzigenxifu。

wandanwanyi,zijijialixinfengnanhaiqiongyang,shuodaxuebiyejiubuguanle。

weilezheigemubiao,meitianfenglilaiyuliqu,pinmingdexuexi,zhongyu21sui,tiqianliangnianbiyele。

wodehuahuashijiezhongyulaile。

wodeyoutingpaidui**jie。

wojiahaiyouqigegongsi,bagegongchang,haiyoujiugebieshuzaixianggang,zheidoushidengdaiwoqujichengde。

wuwuwu,haorizilaile,wozoule。zheiyueshifeichuanbukema?**xingbuxing。zuizhuyaohaichuanchenggelaotou。

yaobushipatusizaizhei,jinfeidejinimentujijinxuekankan,weiqusile。

唉!

王天龙叹了一口气!

taishouzhilezhixiangpangbiandezhongniannanrenwendao:“nishiwoerzi?”

zhongniannanrenmianluchayidedianlediantou。

wangtianlongyouzhilezhiziji。

“wozhenshinibaba?neiniduojiaojishengwotingting。”

zhongnianrenjiqiedao:“ba,woshidahaia,ninzheishishiyile?”

zheibajiaodewangtianlongneixinyoudiantong,kanlekanpangbiandelaofuren。xiaoxinyiyidao:

“woshitaba,tajiaonima,neinishiwolaoban?”

“zanliangzhenshiliangkouzi?nishitaqinma,woshitaba?”

laofurenmeihaoqidelenghengdao:

“wangtianlong,nige**,zenme,woshiqinma?nibushitaba,wojinishenghaizi,nidangwojinidaimaozia?suiranzanmenlihunle,danyouzheimeshuohuadema?”

wangdahaiganjuezhuangtaiyoudianbudui,tajuedingxiangaoqingchuzhuangkuang。shitandewendao:

“ba,ninzhiqianchuchehuohunmihaojiule,womendouhendanxinnin。”

“ninhaijidewoma?chehuodeshiqinghaiyouyinxiangma?”

wangtianlongnulixiaohuazhezheixiexinxi,youxiangleyixiayuanzhudejiyi,quedingzhiyou21suizhiqiandangbingdejiyi。

wangtianlongrouleroutaiyangxue,shenxiyikouqishuodao:“wozheinaodaihunhunchenchende,zhijidewoershiduosuidangbingzhiqiandeshile。”

wangdahaimianluyouse,qingshenganweidao:“ba,ningangxing,biezheji,yishengmashangjiulaile,wenwenshaqingkuang。”

“嘎吱”

bingfangmenturanbeituikai,yiweiguazhezhurenmingpaideyishengzoulejinlai,shenhouhaigenzhejigehushi。

“sunzhuren,nikankanwobashentizenmeyang,zenmedoubujidewomenle。”

sunzhurenweiweidiantou,daizhehushimenkuaibuzoudaobingchuangqian。

taxianzixichakanlewangtianlongdetongkongfanying,suihounaqitingzhenqi,shuliandizaiwangtianlongdexiongkouyidong。jianchawanxinfeigongnenghou,youqingqinganyawangtianlongdefubu,yibiananyayibianxunwenshifouyoutengtonggan。

“congmuqiandechubujianchalaikan,wangxianshengshentijinenghuifudehaisuanbucuo,danshiyizhengzhuangkenengshichehuoshinaobushoudaozhuangjisuozhi。

womenhaixuyaojinyibuzuoyixienaobudexiangxijiancha,birunaobuctdeng,cainengquedingjutideshousunqingkuanghehouxudezhiliaofangan。”sunzhurenchenshengshuodao。

“haode,mafansunzhurenle,nikankanwomendouxuyaozuoshenmejiancha,womenquanlipeihe。”wangdahaiganmanghuidao。

suihouyishenghehushijiuchuqule。

wangdahaizhizhegangcaiqujiaoyishengdewangyixuanjieshidao:

“ba,zheishinidasunziyixuan,zaihafoshangxue,haixiangdeqilaima?”

wangtianlongkanleyiyanqingnian,yaoleyaotou,chenmodao:

“xiangbuqilaile,zheiyangba,nimenchuquzouzou,woxianzaichulexiangbuqilai,qitaganjuedoutinghaode,rangwozijianjingdaiyihui。”

三人对视了一眼。

“haoba,neiwomenchuquzouzou,zaiwenwenyishengxianzainengchidianshenme,woqumaihuilai。”

jirenzouhou,wangtianlongyongliyaoleyaohaiyoudianyundetou。

huixiangzijiweishachuanyuele。

haoxiangshizijigangbiye,jialijizijizhuanleyidabiqian,ranhoujiuqulexinxinnianniandebaijinhan,gangdaomenkouhaoxiangjiubeichezhuangle。

然后醒来就到这了。

ai,buduia,chuanyuejiuchuanyuele,zheimeduonian,shoulimeiqianchulexuexijiukandianxiaoshuole。

chuanyuebuyinggaibibeixitongma?

总不能穿丢了吧!

叮!!

感受到宿主的召唤。

“抽取系统中”

“嘎油嘎油”

恭喜宿主。

【wudipilipalaqingxuzhixitongyiweininbangding】

什么玩意!

qingxuzhixitong,haiwudipilipala。

“xitongniyoushenmeyonga?”

【qingjiaowowudipilipalaxitong】

wangtianlongfanlegebaiyan,yigexitonghaizheimeaojiao!

“haohaohao,wudipilipalaxitongniyoushayonga?”

【benxitongshoujigezhongqingxuzhi,baokuodanbujinxianyukuaile,beishang,fennu,zhenjingdengdeng。】

【shoujideqingxuzhikeyiyonglaichoujiang,gezhongjineng,danyao,wuzideng,zhiyounixiangbudao,danshimeiyouwomeiyoude!】

**!

这么牛逼吗?

tongzigeweiwu,tongzigebaqi。

tongzigebaxinshoudalibaojiwo,biedangwoshishayebudongdexiaobai,woyeshizaixiaoshuodehaiyangliaoyoudelaoyoutiao。

【-_-xinshoudalibaofafang。】

【gongxisuzhuhuodetizhijia10】

【gongxisuzhuhuodeyouxijingtong】

【gongxisuzhushentinianlingjianshao10nian】

系统声音停了。

王天龙还在等待

“xitong,xitongshuohuaa?meiyoule?zaijiji,zonghuiyoude。”

又是一阵无声。

“zhenxiaoqi,koumenyouaojiao。”

wangtianlonghuodongleyixiashenti,ganjuebigangcaiqingsonglexuduo,neiguzihunchenjingersihuyexiaosanlebushao,kanlaizheitizhijia10haitingyouxiaoguo。

tashizheqishenzaibingfanglizouleliangbu,ganjueyetinghao。

xiangdaohuodede“youxijingtong”jineng,tabujinzhuomozhe,zheijinengnandaoyihouhainengkaozhewanyouxigaochushenmemingtangbucheng?

buguodangxiahaishixianbazheishentichedidiaoyanghao。

ershentinianlingjianshao10nian,zheigengshiyiwaizhixia,zhaolezhaojingzi,zhenggerenkanzhetingjingshende。

zhengxiangzheni,bingfangmenyoubeituikaile,wangdahaitamenlinzheyixieqingdandefancaizoulejinlai。

wangyixuanyikandaowangtianlong,yanzhongmanshichayi,jingyadao:

“yeye,ninzheibigangcaikanzhejingshenduoleya,gangganghaiyifuxuruodeyangzini。”