langqunchongguolai，qinmuhanjiejuelezuiqianmiandeyipilang，zhuanshenjikuaidelikaileshenshan，jiulianlangyedoumeiyouzhuideshang。
huidaobieshu，tadalegedianhua，duifangjietong，shengyinlidoushiqiansuoweiyoudejingya，“sanye，zheidawanshangdeninzenmedadianhuale？”
“找一个女人！”
qinmuhannaohailizhiyouneigerenyishuangyoulengyoudanmodeyanjing，qitadifangdoubaoguodeyanyanshishi，dantahenkendingduifangshiyigenvren。
meixiangdaotajingranzaizaileyigenvrenshouli！
linshuzaitingdaosanyeyaozhaoyigenvrenshi，jingdecongchuangshangbengqilai，“sanye，neinvrendezuininle？”
qinmuhanejiaojinbeng，shengyincongyafenglibengchulai，“wobeineigenvrenbangle！”
“碰！”
linshushuaixialechuang，liangqiangdepaqilai，lenglehaoyihuicaihuidao，“wozheijiuqucha。”
nagenvrenyoutiandadedanzinengbangdelesanye，dengyoujihuijianshangmianle，tayidingyaohaohaoxunwenxianeiguniang，zheikeshitouyizao。
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diertianyidazao，zhengpeiqinmunvsanrenzhengzaichifan，zhangshudaizhelinchengyixiaodefuxiaozhangjinlai，jingdemunvsanrenzhanqilaishangqianyingjie。
linchengyixiaodefuxiaozhangshilengjiaderen，ruoshinengdedaofuxiaozhangderenke，youtadaxian，shuobudinghaiyoujihuijiadaolengjia。
zhengpeiqinyinqindejiangfuxiaozhangqingdaoshangzuo，kandaotashoulinadenvshengxiaofu，wendao，“fuxiaozhanglailezenmemeitiqianshuoyisheng，wohaoqujienin。”
fuxiaozhangzhengyangqueshiyifugaogaozaishangdemoyang，kanleyanketinglidejigeren，meizhaodaotayaojiandenvxuesheng。
zhengxiaozhangbushishuoxinbaodaodenvxueshengshiyujiadenverma？
yuyuqingkandaofuxiaozhangshoulideyifu，xiangqizuotiantazaixuexiaolixiaofuzhanlehuichen，nandaoshifuxiaozhanganzhongguancha，jintianteyilaijitasongxiaofudema？
xiangdaozheili，tagaoxingdeyingshangqu，guaiqiaodehandao，“fuxiaozhang。”
ranhoukanzhetashoulidexiaofu，dengzhetabaxiaofujiaodaozijishouli。
fuxiaozhangzhoumeikanzheyuyuqingheyuyuqi，erhouwenzhengpeiqin，“yujiajiuzheilianggenverma？”
munvsanrenyilianmeng，shenmeyisi？
chuletamenlianggenver，nanbuchenghaiyoubieren？
budui，haiyouyige，jiushiqianjitiangangcongxiangxiajiehuilaidetubaoziyusheng，bukenengshita，tayigexiangbalaozenmehuihefuxiaozhangrenshi。
erlouchuanlaifangmendakaideshengyin，genzheyushengdaizhejifenyonglandeshengyinchuanlai，“wodexiaofunalaile？”
suoyourentaitou，zaikandaoerloudeyushengshi，fuxiaozhanggaolengdetaidudunshizhuanwan，xiaomimidepaoshanglou，jiangxiaofudidaotashouli，youcongkoudainaleyigexiaobenben，“zheishixiaofuheruxuezhengjian，huanyingyushengtongxuelailinchengyixiaobaodao。”
louxiademunvsanrenliansegegegentunlecangyingyiyang，youzhenjingyounankan。
yushengzheigetubaozizenmehuirenshifuxiaozhang，hairangfuxiaozhangduitaxiaolianxiangyingde，zheiyidingbuhuishizhende！
youqishiyuyuqingdeliansenankandaolejidian，tahaiyiweifuxiaozhangshijitasongxiaofude，meixiangdaoshijizheigetubaozi！
yushengzhuanshenjinlefangjian，“zhidaole。”
zhidaofangmenguanshang，fuxiaozhangdexiaoliancaizhizhu，youhuifulegaolengdezitaixialou，laidaotamenmunvsanrengenqian，“zheiyushengwunianqianzaixiangxiajiulezhengxiaozhang，zhengxiaozhangcengjingdayingkeyiwutiaojianweitazuoyijianshi，jintianyesuanshiduixianchengnuole。”
shuowan，fuxiaozhangjiulikaile，zheihuayeshizhengxiaozhangyaotajiyujiarenchuandayixia。
munvsanrenzheicaimingbai，yuyuqinghenhendekanleyanerloujinbidefangjian，buxiedelengxiao，“buguoshijiulezhengxiaozhangyimingeryi，youshenmelebuqide。”
yuyuqiyegenzhechaofeng，“tubaozijiushitubaozi，jiusuanjinlelinchengyixiao，yigeshenmedoubuhuidefeiwuzaowanhuibeitichulai！”
shuowan，liangjiemeilikaileyujia。
zhengpeiqinyuelaiyueyoudianmobutouzheigebeitapaoqileshiniandehaizi，juedetaxinggezhendeshihenguguai，youhenpanni，jianzhidiuletadelianmian！
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yushenghuanlexiaofuchulai，zhangshuzhanzaimenwai，duitadao，“sanxiaojie，jialimeichele。”
yushenglengdande“ng”lesheng，daishangerji，zijizoule。
zhangshulengxiao，zhuanshenjinlebieshu。
dangyushenglaidaoxuexiaoshi，jiaoxueloudouweimanlexuesheng，zhizhetashangxiadaliang，“kuaikan，zheijiushiyujialaidechabansheng，tingshuoshixiangxialaidexiangbalao，feiwuyige。”
“zheiyangderenyenenglaiyixiao，kaishenmewanxiao？！”
“qie，tingshuoshiwunianqianjiulezhengxiaozhang，zhengxiaozhangjiletayigechengnuo，meixiangdaotajingranhuitianbuzhichideyaolailinchengyixiao，yebukankanzijijijinjiliang。”
“**，zheigechabansheng**buyaolian！”
一群人指指点点。
dengmeimeizhanzaiyuyuqishenbian，kanzhelouxiadeyusheng，biyidao，“jiuzheimegexiangbalao，yuqi，denghuiwomenqujiaoxunjiaoxunta，nizaiyibiankanzhe。”
yushengxiekuazheshubao，danshouyonglandechazaikudouli，daizheerjilaidaojiaoshi，gangbashubaofangzaizhuozishang，zhuozijiubeibierenjixianfanle！
suiji，bandengbeirenchuaidaozaidi，duimianzhanzheyinanyinv，tiaoxindekanzheta，dengmeimeizhizhetaruma，“xiangbalao，kanshenmekan？！”
yipangdelianghuishenshou，shouzhitouzaiyushengjianbangchuolechuo，yifuqianzoudemoyang，“tubaozi，lai，jiyeye**。”
shuowan，taijiaocaizaiyizishang，yifutabutian，jiudasitadejiashi。
zhouweidetongxuegenzheqihong，“**，kuaitian！”
yipangdenvtongxuesuozaiqiangbianshang，danyoudekanzheyusheng，sishixiangyaobangmang，queyoubuganzhaorezheibangren。
“舔啊！”
lianghuishenshoujixuchuoxiangta，shouhaimeipengdaojiubeiyushengzhuazhuleshouwan，mengranyongli，“kaca”yisheng，jiaoshilixiangqicierdejianjiaosheng，“tengtengteng，sashou……”
suoyourenyizhen，kanzhehuranzhuanbiandeqingjing，jingdeshuobuchuhualai。
dengmeimeiyanshenfenhendedengzheta，qidezhuaqidishangdebandengzaguoqu，haimeizaxialai，jiubeiyushengyijiaochuaizaiduzishang，zhenggerenchaohoumiandaoqu，zhenglegesijiaochaotian。
yushenglenglengdekanzheliansecanbaidelianghui，shengyinyinchenchende，“bawodeshuzhuohedengzibaihaole！”
lianghuitengdemantoulenghan，lianmangdiantou，“bai，bai，nixianfangshou。”
yushengsongleshou，lianghuideshoutengdedunzaidishang，duihoumiangenlaidexiongdidahou，“doutamalengzheganshenme，shangqu**ta！”