第6章 上门找茬

duifanglaishixiongxiong,xuchenglankebuxiangyingpengying,zhixiaomimideyingshangqian:“jiweizheishizuoshenmeni,shengqishangganna。”

qianguanjiazhigaoqiangyongbikongkanren:“e,yigeponiang,meiyouzigetongwojianghua,jiaonimendangjiadechulai!”

许澄澜:“……”

zheisilaotouhaiyouxingbieqishi?

qinxufengsanbubingzuoliangbujiangxuchenglandangzaishenhou:“shiqianguanjiaa,womenjiajiushiponiangzuozhu,buzhiqianguanjiayouheguigan?”

许澄澜:“?”

qinxufengmobushizaihuzheta?

qianguanjiajianshizijiaweilaiguye,mianseyihuanchaoqinxufenggonglegongshoudao:“qingongzi,womenqianjiashicunlidedahu,benbuxiangweixiejimaosuanpidexiaoshier,yuputongbaixingjijiao,dannin……erzi,sihuqirentaishen,bawomenjiaxiaoshaoyedachengzheigemoyang!”

shuozhecongshenhouchechulaigexiaohai,liangzhiyanjinggeshouleyiquan,beidachenglemimiyan,zheihuierfeijingbaladezhengkaiyitiaofeng,nudengzhexuchenglan。

“xiaohaizima,dadanaonaodeduozhengchanga。”xuchenglananxiaxinzhongdexinxu:“nikankanwomenjiachengyu,buyebeinaohualelianma,zheikeshipolexianga!”

qinchengyufeichangshangdaodehaokuqilai,qianjiaershaoyebuganshiruoyegenzhehaokuqilai,yishijianchangmianfeichanghunluan,shazhubandekushengciqibifu,lingxuchenglanyigenaodailianggeda。

“anjing!”xuchenglandaheyisheng,hedelianggehaizidouanjinglexialai,qianjiaershaoyehaidalegekuge。

qianguanjialenghengyisheng:“nimenneinaopobozi,yehaoyisijiaopoxiang,kankanbawomenjiashaoyedachengshenmeyangerle,womenjiashaoyeguojirihaidequshangsishu,beinimendachengzheiyang,haizenmeshang?”

“chengyuzhiqianduoguaidehaizi,zheinvrenyilaijiusuoshichengyusuibiandaren,qindangjiade,zheibujigeshuofa,wojiuzhinengqingzuzhanglai,rangzuzhangzuozhuxiuleta!”qianguanjiajujuzhidiyousheng,dunjuezijidaqilingran。

xuchenglandunshifanyingguolai,hezheduifangzuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu,zaizheierdengzhetani。

qianxiaojiexiangjiajiqinxufeng,jieguozaorenduocijujue,rujintalaile,qinjianeibiankongpayijingjiangtashiweiyanzhongding,rouzhongcile。

“shuofama,keyia。”xuchenglanshuangshoubaoxiong:“womenjiahaiziyeshishouleshangde,hekuanghaishinimenqianershaoyexiantiaodeshier,buzhiqianguanjianengfoudaibiaoqianjiadaoshengqian?”

“womenzheihuierrangnidaoqian,nijiufanyaoyikou,zhenkeweipofuzhiji。”qianguanjiasihaobuguanqinxufengneinankandemianse,nantingdehuaxiangshipaozhuyiyang,butingdewangwaibeng。

tingdeqinxufengmianseyuelaiyuenankan,xuchenglanchaoqinchengyushilegeyanse,houzhelikewuzhexiongkouhuanhuandaodi:“niang,wodexinkouhaoteng。”

xuchenglanmianseyibianchongshangqianfuzheqinchengyu:“qianguanjia,womenjiahaizibeiqianershaoyeyikouchuaidaolexinwo,kongpashishouleneishang,womendequzhenshangdeyiguankankan。”

qianshaoyejianzhibuganxiangxin,zheiyijiazizenmezhengyanshuoxiahua?

“nihushuo,woshenmeshihouchuailetaxinwozi!”

beichuaixinwozikebushixiaoshier,zhongzhesangmingdouyoukeneng。

“woqinyankanzhetachuaide!”xuchenglanrenzhendidao:“mobushiqianjiashida,xiangyaozhangshiqiren?”

qianjiabenjiushicunzilidefuhu,pingrilizhangshiqirendeshiermeishaogan,rujinjianxuchenglanqianlegetou,gegebangqiang:“shia,nimenqianjiazhangzheshida,xiangqifurenbushi?”

qianguanjiamiansenankan,anmazijizuocuoleshier,zheishiqingjiubugainaodezheimeduorendouzhidao,zheixieqiongguibenjiuyuqianjiabuhe。

zheihuierrangtamendaidaojihui,tamenhaibudeshijingercaiqianjia?

xuchenglandeyidikanzheqianguanjia。

houzhefeichangbunaifandidengletayiyan:“sheizhidaoshibushinizheipofulianhezheixiaohaiziqipiandajia?”

“qianguanjia,hezhenimenshuodedoushizhende,womenshuodedoushijiade。”xuchenglanlengzheliandao:“neiqianguanjiayouzenmezhengming,qianshaoyezheiliangzhiyanjing,shiwomenyuerdadeni?”

“ni!”qianguanjiazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao,xuchenglanjingranhuifanyaoyikou,lingtacuoshoubuji。

xuchenglanlengxiaozhedao:“qianguanjiamobushijuede,niqianjiazaizheiernengzhishouzhetianle?”

qianguanjiabeixuchenglanqidekuaiyaobaozha,xiongkouhuchihuchidechuanzheqi,shizhibutingdezhandou,jianxuchenglanzheifumoyang,yangqishoujiuxiangdongshou。

qinxufenglenglengdekanzheqianguanjia,houzhehedeshanshandifangxialeshou,erhouhenhendedengleyiyanxuchenglan,cushengcuqididao:“womenzou!”

“xiexiegeweixiangqin!”xuchenglanchaozhongrenfushenxingli:“ruobushinimenzaizheierbangchenzhe,neiqianguanjiabidingzhangshiqirenle!”

zhongxiangqinjieshixiaozhebaishou:“xiaoshixiaoshi。”

daiqianguanjiazoulezhihou,qinchengyucaipaleqilaipujinxuchenglanhuaili:“niangqin,wocongmingbu?”

“congming!”xuchenglanxiaomimidipailepaitadenaodai:“ruobushini,neiqianguanjiagujihaidebuyiburao。”

“niangqin,nandaowojiubucongmingme?”qinyufeijianzhuangyepujinxuchenglandehuaili,qihenghengde。

xuchenglanwunaixiaodao:“nihegegeyiyangcongming!”

qinyufeizheicaizuoba,yijiarenzhongyujindemenqu。

jinriqinxufengdeyunqibucuo,liedesanzhiyejiyizhituzihaiyoudahuo,shiyizhilu。

zheiluzhishishangdaolejiao,qinxufengsuibianzhualedianercaoyao,jitabaozhaleyixia,bijingzheidongxihuodenengmaichugenggaodejiaqian。

xuchenglantaochujigeyeguosaijinlianggexiaohaizideshouli:“nimenelema?”shuozhezoujinchufang:“zanmenxianzuofan。”

zaoshangchuquwayecaizhiqian,xuchenglancengzoujinguochufang,danbingweixikan,rujinzixikanlai,yitiankaimenqijianshier,chaimiyouyanjiangcucha,yejiuyoudianermihechaile,jiekaizhuangyandeguanzilimianzhiyoubobodeyicengyan,zhigouyidunfandeyangzi,kanqilaikeliandejin。

houmiangenzhejinlaideqinxufenggangadenaolenaotou:“jia……jialimeiqian。”

“kanchulaile。”gujishimaitahualetaiduoqian,xuchenglansichuzhuanlezhuan,zaijiaoluolijuranfaxianleyizhizhuangxiancaideguanzi,limianhaiyouyidiandianxiancai,yesuanshiyiwaizhixi。

“野鸡能不能……”

qinxufenglianmangdiantou:“keyi,keyi!”

“haode,neijiuxianshaodianershuibamao。”xuchenglanjiekaiguowangguolidaoleyidaguodeshui,jideyongkaishuicainengbadiaomaoa。