第2章 抬手就是几巴掌!(2009字)

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“nigeshazihailengzheganshani,ganjinqianle。”zhangluweilebiaoxianchulaizijideweiyan,dasuanzoushangqianqiangzhiliuyuqianshangzi。

啪!

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“啪!!”

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“啪!”

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啪啪!!

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