第1章 废物女婿

dechengshengyiyuan,zhuyuanbudaloumenkou。

zhangyangtizheyidaishuiguoyijiyiheniunaipaolai。

menkouchu,zhanzheyigeshencaigaotiao,zhangfapijian,chunhongchibaideenaduozidenvzi,shifenmeili!

zhengshitayoumingwushideqizipengyunman。

“zhangyang,niruzhuiwunian,womeikuidaiguoniba?xianzainainaishengbingnijiuzhilinleshuiguolai,cunxinjiwonankanshibushi?”pengyunmanyuqilengdan。

“shishishi!shiwobudui!”,zhangyanglianmangwanyaodiantou。

“suanle,dengxiasanbohetangditamenmani,nibiehaizuijiushi,fanzhengnizaogaixiguanle!”,nvzishuowan,zhuanshenxiangzhezhuyuanbudaloulimianzouqu。

zhangyangqingtanyisheng,genleshangqu。

wunianqian,jingdoushilidaxipai。

tadeshifushenyilitianyiyuhai,mingxiaderentangdaobi,tagengshibeiwumiechengmajiamiezuandexiongshou。

talianyedaizheshifudehaoyoupenglaoyezicongjingdoutaohuidecheng,yiyuehou,shenzhongqidudepenglaoyeziqushi。

zhiyuruzhuidechengpengjia,zeshishifulitianyihepenglaoyezideyisi。

suishuopengjiazaidechengzhishigeerliujiazu,kepengyunmantianshenglizhi,chuixianqimeisederenshubushengshu,zheiyangdedameirenerzuihouquejialegewumingxiaozu,chenglezhenggedechengdexiaotan。

zhangyangbasuineinianhezhangjiajuelie,shifushenyilitianyishitarujichu,chuanshoutayishenyishu。

ershisuishi,zhangyangdeyishujiuyijingyuanyuanchaoguolemingmanhuaguodelitianyi。

kewunianqianshifulinzhongqianzhufuta,zaishizhilimingbodalaidianhuagaosutafengtouyiguozhiqian,wanwanbukebaoluzijideyishenbenling。

taruzhuipengjia,yinrenwunian,meirichulexiyijiushizuofan,jiuerjiuzhi,bianzuoshilefeiwunvxudeshenfen。

liangrendaolezhuyuanbusiloudeyijianliaoyangshi,zhijiandeyizhangbingchuangshangweimanleren,nannvlaoshaodouyou。

penglaotaidesanerzipengwu,zhangzhezijishiyiyuandemoukeshizhuren,zaipengjiaxiaozhangguanle。pingrilishizuiqiaobuqizhangyangde,meicijianmian,bidingbazhangyangcongtoushuluodaojiao,taerzipenglinyouyangxueyang,zhengrizaiwaishuozhangyangdehuaihua,henbudezhenggedechengdouzhidaozhangyangshigefeiwu。

zhijiancishipengwushouzhongniezheyigeyinzhen,zhengxiaoxinyiyideningdongzharubingchuangshangyilaotaitaidejianbangshang。

zhangyanggenzaipengyunmandehoumian,nieshouniejiaodezoujinleliaoyangshizhong,shengpanongchushenmedongjingyiyang。

qishi,yemeiyousheizhuyidaozhangyanghepengyunmanlaile。

pengwujiangshouzhongdeyinzhenxiaoxinyiyidezharuzhihou,calecamanshihanshuideetou,shuodao:“ma,ninganjuezenmeyangle?”

“shufu,shufuduolea!erzi,xinkunilea!”,laotaitailianshangluchulejiuweidexiaorong,zaikuajiangsanerzipengwuzheijianshishang,taxianglaishibuliuyuli。

buweibiede,sanerziyouchuxia,keshizhurenni!

buxiangneigefeiwuererzipengyong,liangeerzidoumeisheng,nvxuzhangyangyoushigehetayiyangdefeiwu,diuren!

jianpenglaotaigaoxingle,zhongrenlianmangshangqiangongxi,liaoyangshineidunshirenaofeifan。

xiangzheizhongchangmian,zhangyangziranshilandequcanyude,buguotabucanyu,xiangzhaotamafanderenduodeshi。

tangdipenglinjiushiqizhongdaibiao,hetadiepengwuyiyang,meicijianmian,tabidingdaitouzhaozhangyangmafan,chenjixiuruyifan。

“zhangyang,nikanwangnainaidailaideliwu,buhuijiushizheiyixiaodailanshuiguoba?”penglinxiaoxixidi,jiusuansonggeguolanyebizhijienasuliaodailinguolaihaoba,zhangyangzhei**zhenshimeichuxidaotoulea!

“youzi,mihoutao,shengtangzhishujiaodi,shihelaorenchide。”zhangyangjieshidao,suanshichengrenlepenglindehua。

penglinyilianbuxie,“nizheiyixiaodaiditanhuokongpabuguobaiba?”

zhangyangdiantou,shuodao,“sanshiliukuaiqian。”

tazheihuayichu,pengjiazhongrendunshixiaochengyipian,xindaozheigezhangyangbukuishigongrendefeiwu,nasanshiduokuaiqiandeshuiguokanwangpenglaotai,haiyifulisuodangrandebiaoqing,zhenshixiaosirenle。

pengyunmanmeijianyinyinyounuqi,danyemeishuoshenme。zhangyangdiulian,liandaizhetayiqidiulian。wunianlai,zheiyangdechangjingshizaishitaiduole,tadouyijingmamule。

“renshima?wosongnainaidesanbainianrencan!shisanwanni,nizheibeiziyoujianguozheimeduoqianma?”penglindeyiyangyang。

“e。”zhangyangmeimaodoubutaiyixia,tashifudederentangzaijingdoukeyishuoshihufenghuanyudecunzai,shenmehaodongximeijianguo?xihanzheigebianyiwanyier?

ranerpenglinmeiyoukandaomanyidejieguo,xianranbuhuitingzhixiuruzhangyang。

“yunmanjieyezhenshide,zhangyangzheigefeiwumeiqian,niyebujitadian,jiulinzhesanshiduokuaideshuiguolaikannainai,zheibushiguyiqinainaima!”

liaoyangshipengjiazhongrenyouxiaoqilai,duizhangyanghepengyunmanliangrenzhizhidiandian。

zhangyangzhidangpenglinzaigoujiao,pengyunmanqueshoubulezheiqi,zhangyanghaodaishitamingyishangdelaogong,lundezhepenglinzaizheiyinyangguaiqi?

“penglin,xinyidaolejiuxingle,womenshilaikanwangnainaide,youbushilaipanbide。”

zhangyangtaitou,kanxiangtitashuohuadepengyunman。

wunianlai,pengyunmansuiranbuxiangqitarenneiyangbubatadangrenkan,danyexianshaohetajiaoliu,gengbietanzaiwairenmianqianweihutale。

“nihaihaoyisishuoxinyini?jiuzhei?sanshikuaiqiandexinyi?”penglinzhilezhipangbianxiaozhuoshangdadaxiaoxiaodelipinhe,chaofengdao,“womenjiaweilenainaidebingkeshijinxinjinlile,xianbushuozheisanbainianrencan,jiunawobalaishuo,weilejinainaizhenjiu,rangnainaishufudian,wobakeshiyitianyiyemeiheyanlianxizhenjiushoufani!”

“nainai,ninchilezheisanbainianrencan,yihoukendingshizhangmingbaisui,dafudagui!”

penglaotaimanyididiantou,lianshuolehaojigebucuo,kanxiangzhangyangdeyanshenyebushanqilai。

pengyunmanbeipenglinzheihuajiduidemianhongerchi,shijiwanderencan,taqueshishimaibuqi。

jiajizhangyanghou,dabosanbotamenjiukaishimingzheqiangtamenjiazaijituanfuzededanzi,tafuqinpengyongyincitoubenlemuqinhefangdeniangjiahejia,yijinghaojinianmeihuiguojiale。nainaizhongnanqingnv,pianxinpenglin,tapingshiliangelinghuaqiandoumeiyou,nalaideqianquzhibanzheimeguidelipin?

“nizheirencanshishuixu,biaopinenerbai,lianlaopidoumeiyou,zaikanwenlu,duanduanxuxu,henmingxianshirengongpeiyude,juebukenengyousanbainian。”

“nainaifareqixu,bunengdabu,nimaizheidongxilai,shixianghainainaima!”

zhangyangyuqilengmo,kanleyiyanliansecangbaidepenglin,jiuzhidaotashiguyiyicichonghao,buranjiupingtadiepengwuzaishengyiyuangongzuoershiduonian,zenmezheyebuzhiyubeipian。

liaoyangshiyipianjijing,sheiyemeixiangdao,yigechiruanfandefeiwunvxu,jingranhuishuochuzheiyangdehua。

“zenmekeneng!wozenmehuizuozheizhongshiqing!daoshinizheigefeiwu,meiqianjinainaisonglipinjiusuanle,haidaodayipawumiewo!”

penglinjianpenglaotaichenzhelian,xinxuqilai,huangzhebianjie。

“nainai,womenkuliyeyouyikesanbainianderencan,shiyeyecongjingdoudaihuilaide,buranwomennachulaiduibiyixia?”

pengyunmanshuozheihuadeshihouxintiaojiakuailejifen,yaoshizhangyangzheicishuodemeicuo,jiudangshixiaochengyixiapenglinle。yaoshinengbeipenglaotaikanhao,tamenyihouzaipengjiayebuzhiyuxiangxianzaizheimenanguo。