第2章

weilebangwogonglvejingquanershaoyeyuanfang,quanjiarenpeiwozhuangchengpinminkunvhai。

xiayutianbuguyiqiesongsan,dongtianmaozhefengxue,jitadaireredehongshu,shenzhiyouyici,tingshuotabanyefagaore,wolianyepaqilaiaojiangcha,youbashuimengzhongdelaobalaqilai,songwoqutajia。

zoudetaiji,zaibanlushangchulexiaochehuo,jiangtangsale,tazhidaohou,zhishiqingqingyaotoutanqi:

“niyinggaibajiangtangzhuangzaibaowenpingli,neiyangjiubuhuisale。”

wopidianpidiangenzaitahoumian:

“shishishi,xiaciwozhuyi。”

mamaweilefuhesaodajiederenshe,yingshengshengbielesannianmeiyouqumeirongyuan,yaozhidao,tayiqiankeshisantianzuoyicibizi,shitiandianyixiapigudeyimeikuangmo。

babaweilefuhewoduitashejidehaochilanzuorenshe,zongshitoutoumomodijinzijiagongsidalou,churudoudaizhekouzhaomojing,zuozeiyiyangdanglaozong。

woyeyijingzhengzhengsannianmeimaiyijianxinyifu,bayuanfangjuanzhujiwodesuoyouqian,douzhuantouyouhuazailetashenshang。

zheiyiqie,doushiweilerangwojixubanyanpinkunnvhai,jieshouyuanfangdejiuzhu,chanshenggengduodejiaoji。

ketayidanchajuedaowodexihuan,jiurenbuzhuzhizhoumeitou:

“woxinlizhiyouxiaoyi,nibuyaochixinwangxiang。”

zaitayanli,woyizhishilaihamaxiangchitianerou,ernengpeishangtadezhiyounvdingliuxiaoyi,youzheyiwanfensidekuangrezhuipeng,tianshidemianrong,moguideshencaiqiejingjiziyou。

suoyoujianletadenanren,dourenbuzhujingtannvwapianxin。

jiugongbuxia,zhengyichoumozhan。

sannianbujiandexitonghuranchuxian:

“suzhu,nihaoxianggonglvecuorenle。”

我如遭雷劈。

duizhexitonghuoliquankai,weishenmebuzaoshuo?weishenmebuzaoshuo?

sanniandeqingchun,jiuzheiyangcuofule!

系统也很尴尬羞愧:

“zheiyangba,benlainigonglvechenggongdejianglishichengweibenguoshoufu,weilebuchangni,buzaixianzhinideshenfensheding,zainigonglvechenggonghou,jianglinichengweishijieshoufu。”

我撇撇嘴:

“suoyiwoyaogonglvededaodishishei?”

“yuanfangdegegerenqin,jingquandashaoye。”

wojingdiaolexiaba,youbajingdiaodexiabaanhuiqu,huchuyikouqi:“benlaixiangdangyuanfangdeqizi,xianzaizhinengdangyuanfangdesaozile。”

说干就干。

worangmamajiquanneimingliudadadianhua,zuzhiyigewanhui,renqinzaiyaoqingmingdanshouwei。

妈妈惊讶万分:

“nibushishuo,feiyuanfangbujiama?shibushitayouqifunile?”

我十分认真:

“mama,wohualesanniandouzhuibudaodenanren,yidingshibuxing,suoyizibeibugandaying,zheizhongyingxianghoudaidenanren,haishisuanleba。”

tajingrangandongdikuqilai,shengyinlidaizhemaiyuan:

“chouhaizi,sannian,nizhidaozheisannianwoshizenmeguodema?zhongyujiefangle,wojintianyaoqumeirongyuan,fenshua30wan,bawodexiongdianchenggzhaobei。”

womomodiantou,mamadeguimiliayishanggeyuedianlexiong,kebamamachanhuaile,queweilewojitaderenshe,renzhumeiqumeirongyuan。

wogandongmodiaoyanjiaodeleizhu:“mama,wotuoleinile,congjintiankaishi,ninhaohaoxiangfu,woaini。”

genjugonglveyuanfangdejingyan,zhuangchengruoshiquntibotongqingdeluzixingbutong,suoyiwodasuanyizhenzhengdeshenfenjiejinrenqin。