第1章变身黑胖傻
xuandewangfuhouyuan，jinlichipang。
“xiaojienikan，daxiaojiehaoxiangyizhiheizhua！”binvlvqiaopaizheshouzhizhezhengzaijinlichiliputengdefeiniudaxiao。
beilvqiaochengweixiaojiedeguniang，mianruotaohua，meimuhanqing，zhangdewenrourushui，
kexiyanshenquechongchizheeyimanmandexuwei：“lvqiaobunengzheimeshuo，zaizenmeshuotayeshiwodedajie，haibukuaikuairangrenbatalaoqilai。”
“xiaojie，daxiaojieneimepang，sheilaodedonga！”lvqiaoshuozhe，haitanlekouqi。
“zheitouzhuzhangzhezijidinvdeshenfenlaosaoraolingjiangjun，jingchengrendouzhidaowomenjiaxiaojiecaishilingjiangjunweilaideqizi，
tataibuyaolianle！xiangxiangjiurangrenshengqi！”
lvqiaoyibianshuozhe，yibianfenfenbupingdeduoleduojiao。
“lvqiaoshenyan，wohelinggegebingmeiyoudingxiahunyue，bukehushuo！”lufuronghuayulisuiranduoyouzeguai，danshilianshangqueluchulexiaorong。
“xiaojiejiushitaishanliangle，wangfuhedajiangjunfudewawaqinzongbukenengrangdaxiaojiezheitouzhuqulvxing，
biranshiwomenjiaxiaojiela！”
lvqiaoyibianshuozhe，yibianbengbengtiaotiaodehuidaolelufurongdeshenbian。
“yunmama，daxiaojiehaoxiangzaijinlichineibian！”cishi，yidaoshengyincongmenlanghoumianchuanleguolai。
lufurongtingjianyourenlaile，ganjinshouqixiaorong，tizhequnzipaoguoqu：“nimenkuailai，jiejieluoshuile！kuaibangmangbajiejielaoqilai！”
lunuanconghundunlixinglai，haimeilaidejikanyiyanzheigemeilideshijie，jiufaxianzijizaibushoukongzhidewangxiachen。
putenglehaobantiancaifuqilaiyidian，zhengzaizhaoanbiandeshihou，jiutingdaozheigeshengyin。
nalilaideyejibeirenqiazhulebozima？
haozailunuanzijihuishui，zhaozhunleanbianzhihoujiuputengzheyouleguolai，meidengrenlaijiu，zijixianshanglean，ranhoutanzaiyipangdachuanqi。
zheishihou，tazhongyuganjuedaobuduile。
她是不是胖了？
zheimexiangzhe，taxiayishitaiqizijideshoukanlekan，wugenheiluobuzhuangzi，haidaikengdeneizhong。
嗯？？
嗯？？？！！！
lunuanganjinchengzheshenzizuoqilaikanleyiyan，xianxieyijuguomatuokouerchu！
zheidaxiangtui！zheishuigangyao！zaimoyimowuliucengdeshuangxiaba！liangbaijinyoumeiyou？？？
shenmeqingkuanga？tazenmeturanbianchengyigeliangbaijindedapangzia！！！
jiuzailunuanduiroumengbideshihou，naohaiyizhencitong，zheicaifanyingguolai，tamiaode，tachuanyuele！
tabenshi25shijixiangyuquanqiudezhongxiyishuangliaoshengshou，
moridahongshuilailinqian，guojilianmengjitazhunbeileyigeyanjiuyuanbiaozhundeyiliaoqiushengfangzhou，
ranhoutajiuyinweizheigefangzhousizaizijiqinrendeshouli。
hetatongmingtongxingdeyuanzhushixuandewangfudedinv，benyingfuguironghua，
kexitashinianqianzaijiangnanwaizujiachuleyiwai，zhishangyongyuantingliuzailewusuineinian，wusuizhiqiandejiyiyeshiyipiankongbai。
fumuxiongzhangxintengta，yaoshenmejishenme，jishenmechishenme，shengshengchichengleyigeliangbailaijinde......heipangzi！
yuanzhuchuleyigetongmusuochutengaitadeshizigegelufeiranzhiwai，haiyouyiduishuchudedidimeimei。meimeizhangxiangmeihao，baidaofaguang，waibiaoshanliangrouruo，shijixinjikeshenle！
陆暖回过神来，
neigebaidaofanguangdemeimeilufurongzhengdunzaizijimianqian，
yilianjiamojiayangdeguanxin：“jiejie，nimeishiba，jiejienibiehefurongya！
nishuonimeishizenmequjinlichilizhuayuni，jinlichilideyushibunengchideya！”
lufurongzhenbukuishibailianzhongdezhandoulian，yikaikoujiuchengleyuanzhutanchiluoshuile。
shishishangyuanzhuzhisuoyihuiluoshuishenwang，wanquanshiyinweilufuronggaosuyuanzhu，zaijinlichilipaoyipaojiunengbianshou！
lvshunleqianyinhouguo，lunuanchonglufuronglailegeyigeheirenluchixiao：“womeishi，furongnikuaikan，woshoulema？”
lufurongkanzhedapangzilunuanjiannandecongdishangpaleqilai，caquleyanjiaobucunzaideleishui，lianliandiantou：“jiejieshoulehaoduoni！”
tinglezheihua，lunuanjixuheirenxiao：“furonggenwoyiqipaoshui，yihoujiubuyongrenzhebuchihaochidele！”
huayinluo，tijipangdadelunuanerhuabushuopuxianglufurong，baozhetayiqizaidudiaojinlejinlichinei！
heng，paoshuijirannengjianfei，woyejinijianjian！