【jiushitahenvyanyuanyinxishengqing，ranhoubeixianqishijianduanerfenshou？】
嗯？什么声音？
谁在说话？
juzaiketingdeqiweijiabinyihuodedaliangqizaichangsuoyouderen，lianxiaoyidoujiangzailianshang。
jiuzaidajiayiweishihuantinghou，neidaoshengyinyouxiangqi：【duiduiduijiushita，lurong。】
【a？jiuzhiyousanfenzhong？】
【白长这么帅了。】
daizhezhiyihewanxideshengyinyouzaidajiaerbianxiangqi，zheiciquedingyijikendingyourenzaishuohua，keshidoumeirenjiandaoyousheizhangzui。
neizheishengyincongnaerlaide?
大白天闹鬼了？
erlurongbenrenheichenzheyizhanglian，chuizailiangcedeshouzhouransuojin，“made，zheishiwumie，mingmingbangexiaoshi！！！”
jiuzailiangfenzhongqian，chuyiyicongshangwuchexialaihou，luronglvxiankandaotadeshenyingjiuqishenxiangying。
yixiheisediaodaizhangqunbaoguozhelinglongyouzhideshenduan，wuheidefasijuanchengbolangzhuangsanzaiyaojian，jingzhidexiaolianhuazhedanzhuang，neishuangtaohuayanshuibolianyan，gaotingdebiliangxiayingchunweiyang。
qitajiabinyetongshiqishenzhunbeihuanyingxinlaidejiabin，xianshibeitamingyanjuechendezhangxiangsuoxiyin，houyouzailuronglimaodejieshaowanzijihou，shurantingdaotaheqitanvyanyuanyinxishengqinghou，beixianqishijianduanerfenshou。
chuyiyikandaodajiazhengzhudeyangzi，youxiemeng，suiranbuzhidaoweishenme，dandajiazheimezuoyidingyoutamendedaoli。
suoyitajuedingxiankaikoujieshaoziji，yicilaidapojiangju。
“geweilaoshihao，wojiaochuyiyi！”
zaicheshangdeshihou，tadejingjirenqinlianjiuyizhizhufutajiandaoqianbeiyaoxiandazhaohu，yaoshaoshuohuaduozuoshi，biekanjiangeshuaigejiuwangshangcou。
zheihaoburongyizhengqulaidejihui，yidingbiegaochushenmeyaoezi，burantonggaofeizhijiejianban。
chuyiyitingdaozheijuhuadeshihouchadianbeiqisi，qiankeshitademinggenzi，kouyibanneihaidele？
dantarenweiyanqing，zhinengbeipodaying，sheirangshizijizhudongyaoqiucanjialianzongdeni？
dui，jiushitayaoqiude，dancichuyiyifeibichuyiyi。
jiuzaiyigeyueqian，haizaiaoyegaifangandechuyiyichuanshule。
chuanjinle《haomenqianjinyongchuangyulequan》zheibenshuli，yuanzhuhetatongmingtongxing，shenzhilianzhangdedouyimoyiyang，zhishiyuanzhushigebeiquanwangheidexiaohuka。
yanjichahaibunuli，zhizhidaocengqitadingliumingxingderedu，zhengtiankunbangzijihebierendecp。
shuyushiluguoyitiaogoudouyaobeitajiejichaozuo！
guangshizheiyangjiusuanle，guanjianshiyuanzhuhaishigelianainao，hecongaidouzhuanxingyanyuandelinxiaoyinxishengqing，zhengtianzhuizairenjia**houmianzuoxiehaowuyiyideshiqing，shenzhihaibazijiduoniandejixuquanhuazaixiaoxianroushenshang，haibazijidefangzijixiaoxianrouzhu，jiuyinweitashuozheililitagongsijin！！！
yuanzhuxianghexiaoxianrouzhuyiqi，bujinbeixiaoxianroujujuele，haidaizheqitanvrenquyuanzhudefangzililiangliangqiangqiang？？？
chuyiyizhidaoyuanzhudezheixiejiyihou，zhijieliangyanyiheiyunleguoqu。
yuanzhudingjilianainao，wayecaidewangbaochuantingjianledouyaopaidisan，baizhoujiepaidier。
danhaozaichuyiyineixinjianqiang，yunlejimiaozhongjiusuxingguolai，taqiazhezijiderenzhongbeipozijijieshouzheijianshi。
haihaotayouyanyoushencai，yebushibunengwanjiuzijidemingyu。
dengtazhuangouqianhoujiutuiquan，zaiqingbage18suiyougaoyoushuaidenanhugonglaifushita。
zheirizia，yeshiyoulepantouge！
yexushilaotianyekelianta，zaitachuanguolaideshihouhaidaileyiben“baguazhishu”dexitong，jianeryanzhijiushinengsoudaoyulequandegezhonggua。
suiranlipu，dantaxihuan。
bijingrenleidebenzhijiushichigua，zhenghaozuijinyoudanglianzongyaokaibo，danmouweiliuliangxiaohuachicuodongxiguominle，daozhiqueleweilianaijiabin。
yushitalianyejifangqilezijidejingjirendadianhua，gaosujingjirenzijiyaoqucanjialianzong。
zhongsuozhouzhiyulequanshuishen，xiangbiguayeshixiangdangzhalie！
younengzhengqian，hainengchigua，shazicaihuibudaying。
qinlianbenshihenkanhaoyuanzhude，bijingrenmeishencai**，danyuanzhudescaozuorangqinlianzhijiexuanzefangqi。
zheiyangdeyiren，budaiyeba！
zaitingdaotazhudongyaoqucanjialianzongdeshihou，qinlianyidurenweitanaozihaihuaidiao，haidaizhetaquyiyuanzuolegect，quedingmeimaobinghoucaikaishirenzhensikaoqizheijianshiqing。
bijingzheicicanjiadejiabinyoulinxiao，qinlianpatacicicanjialianzongyeshiweilelinxiao。
chuyiyiyizaibaozhengzijibushiweilelinxiao，haidushanglezijideshenjiaxingming——gongxingkaliweiyidesanbaikuaiqian。
“wodanfanhelinxiaoyourenheguage，zheisanbaikuaiqianjiudoujini，mimashi541888。”
zhidaozheiyang，qinliancaikaishilianxidaoyan。
suiranyuanzhubeiquanwanghei，danheihongyeshihong，zenmezheyeyouliuliang。
jiemuzuyebingchizhezheigeniantou，caidayingrangchuyiyijinzu。
zheibu，gangdaolianaigongyu，lurongjiuqishenyingjieta，haizibaojiamen。
youlejinshouzhi，tadangranbunengfangguorenheren，suoxingjiuconglurongkaishi。
haojiahuo，busoubuzhidao，yisouheyitiao。
原来是个三分男啊！
zhongrentingdaozheigexiaoxihoudouhaimeilaidedazhaohu，jiulengzaileyuandi，daizhexiaoyideyanshenruoyousiwudedaliangqilurong。
rentingshuai，tilibutaixinga！
chuyiyideziwojieshaodapolejiangju，ranerxiayimiaoqishuashuademuguangdoujujizaitashenshang。
youqishiyoudaoyiweibumingqiejiduyanedemuguang，congchuyiyitajinlianaigongyuhoujiuyizhiluozaitashenshang。
si……zheishengyinhaoshuxi？
ganggangmomingqimiaodechuanlaideshengyinshichuyiyide？
ketaxianzaicaikaikoushuohuaa，nandaoneishi......？
chuyiyibeidingdemaogusongran：【doukanzhe***shenme，wolianshangyouzangdongxi？】
zhongren：【lianshangyoumeiyoubuzhidao，dannirenjiutingxiangzangdongxide。】
linxiaoxianjianggangadeqifendaduan，maizheqingqiaodebufazouxiangchuyiyi，xianedeyanshenyiranhuanshangrouqing，“yiyihaojiubujian！”
bianshuotabianchaozhechuyiyidexinglixiangshenshou：“wolaibangnitixingliba。”
chuyiyijimanghoutuiyibu，baxinglixianghuanlegefangxiang，manlianjujuedeyaoyaotou：【zhanan，tui、tui、tui。】
林萧：“？？？”
zhongrendemuguangyouluozailelinxiaoshenshang，yanjiantaliansezhujianbeizhangdetonghong。
【huawoqianhaishuiwofangzi，jianzhibuyaolian。】
什么？
林萧还要靠女人养？
确实不要脸。
linxiaobenrennuqichongchong，shudigaoshenghechi，“chuyiyinitamahushuoshenme？”
benyiweichuyiyizhuitadouzhuidaolianzonglaile，haixiangzhebatahuyouzhe，rangtajixujizijihuaqian，yourangtabiejieyijiemuluzhijieshuhouheqitanvjiabinqianshouchenggong。
fanzhengzheinvrenchun，suibianshuoshuohaohuajiuhonghao，sheizhidaotabazijizhutajia，haihuataqiandeshiqingshuochuqule？
（younanzhu，dannanzhuchuchangbijiaowan，bingqienannvzhudouyouzui，qianqizhudachiguagaoxiao，houqichongqiwudu）