第3章 激将法

xiangshibeichuodaotongchuyiyang,jichuliansedunshinankanqilai,shuo:“shangshenmejiemunihaibuzhidaoma?nanbuchengnishibanlubeizhuaiguolaihuazhuangde。”

weisusushudigensaiwenduishileyiyan。

houzhebeizhejichupinmingchongtayaotou。

tadao:“baoqian,huaderentaiduoyouxiejihunle,nishineigekongbumishidataotuoba。”

genjujiyi,jichushangbeizibenlaishigehenhuodenantuanchengyuan,queyinmougouzifadeyigeyisiyunvfenyuepdezhaopian,rangtayixiazichenglewangbaodeduixiang,erxianzaitameijicuodehua,zheigeshijiansihushitazhiyeshengyalizuidigudeshihou。

budandanbeigongsianpaidaozuimeishenmerenkandejiemudangjiabin,jiuliannantuandexunhuiyanchangyemeiletadeshenying,baimingleshixiangyaojitaxuezang。

danweisusuxiangqizijizuihouyicikandaojichudeyangzi,tayijingzhonghuiwutai,chengleyulequanzhishoukeredewumianzhiwang。

qieyeshishangbeizijingchangchuxian,queweiyimeiyouxihuanshangweilusidenanren。

jiudanpingzheidian,weisusuyeyuanyijiduifangduoyixienaixin。

batabenjiujingqiaodelianpanghuadegengxiangshibujingyiluorufanchendexilagaoguishensi,chongmanleyouyadehunxueweidao。

jichubudebuchengren,zhengyandeyishun,tashenzhibeizijidemoyangjingyandao。

suijikanxiangweisusudoushunyanbushao,zuiliquehaibuyiburao:“zheigejishu,yejiubizhiqiandehuazhuangshihaoshangneimeyidian。”

saiwenzaipangkuajiang:“zheinalishihaoshangyidian,fenmingjiushihaodebuxinga,nizheijishukendingdeyouqibanianjingyanleba。”

weisusuyibianshoulizuozaoxingdeshouweigongzuo,yibianshuodao:“meiyou,woyecaixuesinianeryi。”zhibuguotatianshengduimeideshiwuminrui,nengyangzhangbiduan。

suoyizhixukanyiyan,jiuzhidaoduifangshiheshenme。

dangranzheixietezhangweijiarendoubuzhidao,zhitingshuotashisanliudemeizhuangxueyuanbiyehou,jiubuzaiwenhua,ziranyejiubuzhitayizhishixuexiaolidediyi。

“shima,zhenkanbuchulai,kanlaiwoshizhenzhaoduirenle。”

jichuwenyan,shuditiaomei:“shenmezhaoduirenle,nandaotabushiwodehuazhuangshi?”

saiwenhaichenjinzaiweisusudejishuli,meiguonaojiudao:“bushi,tajiushiwoconglubianlaguolaideyingpinsheng。”

ranhoutalengleyixia,chajuedaokongqibiandegangajingmo,shudipieguotou,jiazhuangshenmedoumeifasheng。

quejianjichuxiangyaofazuo,tayoudao:“aiya,zheizhongshinijiubuyaofangxinshangle,sheihaimeiyougediguqile,zhenxiangzonghuidabai,gongsixianzaizhishiweileliyicaibaniliangzhe,dengneixieheizibushuohuale,nibujiuyounenglutoule。”

“suoyizheishitamenbujiwoanpaihuazhuangshideliyou?”

jichuyiwei,buguanzenyangzijiyejilaodongjiazhuanlebushao,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao,meixiangdaoyudaoshideshihou,tamenbubangzhechengqingjiusuanle,haiheishoushendebisheidouzhang,xianzaijingranfazhandaolianhuazhuangshidoubuanpaidedibu。

shenhuisedetongkongbuyouluchulelengyi。

tashudiqishen,yibiantuohuanhaodejiemuzufuzhuang,yibianduqidao:“zheijiemuwobulule。”

beiweisusuyibalanzhu,shuo:“buxing。”

jichuyanshenqingmie,yongshengaodeyoushifushiduifang:“zheigenniyoushenmeguanxi,nishuobuxingjiubuxing?”

tahuida:“shi,womeizigeshuobuxing,danshinibujuedenizheiyangdexingweihenchunma?”

saiwenzaipangbiandaoxilekouliangqi,“gunainai,nizhidaotashisheima,ganzheimeshuohua!?”

weisusuzhiyan:“bujiushiyigekuaiguoqidenantuanmingxingma。”

tayebupaduifangfangfoyaosharensidemuguangluozaizijishenshang,shixianguangmingzhengdazaijichucongtoudaojiaokanleyibian,youdao:“woshini,jiubuhuifangguorenheyigenengbiaoxiandejihui,bijingnimeixiangguo,jiujintianeryanhuoxushinizuihouyiciluliandejihuima?yigebeigongsiboxueleyingxiaonenglidemingxing,qishiduitamenlaishuoyijingshikeyoukewu,nizaizibaoziqibasongdaozuibiandeyazijibieren,shuwozhiyan,jiunizheiyang,jiusuanzaijinianpaishigejinpaizhulitiniyingxiaolazanzhu,nidouchengbuleqihou。”

neiyuqi,bietiyouduochaonongle,haosijichuzhenjiumeishenmenadechushoudedifang。

ranerjiuzaisaiwenyiweiduifanghuibaozhashi,duimiandenanrenquelengjingxialai,shuangshouhuanbaobeibangdikanzheweisusu,dao:“neinishuo,zheishigenishenshangnizenmechuli,liuyanfeiyudouzaiwoshenshang,nizijishuodeshiqingsong,nidaodizhibuzhidaowomianduideshishenme?”

“zhidao,heizieryi,suoyizheizhongshihounicaigengyaolengjing,woshinibiqidangyigebutingsichushudideciwei,quliaoxiadanzishenmedoubuguan,**dourangzhulilaica,wogengpianxiangyudanggezhizaibiyaoshihouyijizhimingdelaohu。”

weisusupailepaitadejianbang,zhengshiyanqianzheizhangwuketiaotidemiankong:“qucanjiajiemuba,woxiangxinbiqiyaoyan,haishihuiyouhenduorengengyuanyixiangxinqinyankandaode,jiranmeizuo,jiuyongshiligaosubieren,napayourenbanituixiangheian,niyekeyijuechufengsheng,daoneishinizhihuishibizhiqiangengjiashanyaoduomu。”

budengduifangshuohua,tayoudao:“erqienizheizhanglian,bujiuzhudingnibuhuibeimaimeizairenqunlima。”

kongqijihujingmozaijingmo,saiwenmudengkoudaidikanzhejichuxiangbeixinaoside,guaiguaiqucanjiajiemu,tazhanzaiweisusudepangbian,shuo:“congtachudaoqinianyilai,wohaishidiyicikandaotazheigeyangzi。”

weisusuwen:“shenmeyangzi?”

“tinghuaa,nidoubuzhidaotayouduoziwo,zongjuedezijizuodecaishiduide,suiranrenbuhuai,danzhongjiuyulequanshigenitan,meirenyuanyitingzhenhua,suoyitaa,zaizheijianshiqingshangyebuguoshigebeiheiguode。”

saiwentanlekouqi,meiyouxishuoyaoyanjingguo,quezailinzoushihougenweisusujiaohuanlelianxifangshi。

houzhejianzhuang,zuijiaogouqiyimoqingxiao,benlaihaiyaoyingpinde,xianzaijingguozheishiqing。

tazhijiechulegongsijiuqufujinzhaolegelvguanshuixia。

dengxinglaishi,tafanfanzhalang,kandaolezhiqiantajijichuzuodezaoxing,yijingshangleresou,talianshangluchuyisiyiliaozhizhongbandexiaorong。

zaikanpinglun,wuyiliwaidouzaikuatayanzhizhalie。

“tian,wohuaiyizijidesanguanyaogenzhejigoudeyanzhidaodiaole,tazenmehuituranzheimeshuai?”

“woyeshi,wogangkanjiemudeshihoubenlaishichongzhepentaqude,jieguotayilulian,wojingranzhixiangguizaitadejiaodixiahansheng,shuaige,nengjigelianxifangshima?”

“loushangjige,naozinengbunengqingxingdian,kandaoshuaigejiuxiangdangtiangou,shijieshangdeshuaigeshisijuelehaishizenmede,tayijinghule,jiusuanshihuazhuangshibatahuadezaihaokan,yezhegaibuletayuefensideshiqing!zheizhongqipianfensiganqingdemingxing,chumenbibeichezhuang!”

她更是笑出了声。