wozaizheibiankakayidunxuanjishu,sangshigemendoukanlengle。
zheishipangbianzoulaiyigeliuzhebazihudaoguokouyindechangkong,nazheduijiangji,yinggaishizaihedaoyanshuo
hua:「wogangshuleyixia,renshaolejige,buguomeiguanxi,womensangshigoule。」
[pengzilidefenchenhaizai,yaoxiaomeiguo,wentibuda,shiyankeyikaishile。」
changkongshuowan,zhuyidaopangbiansizhiluanfeidewo,guiyidichenmoleyishun,ranhoupaodefeikuaiyusuye
feikuai:「kuaikaishi!zheiliyijingyouyigekongzhibuzhule!」
woyitingmashangyaokaishile,woyifushihuanhaole,zhuanghaimeihuani,zheipodaoyanzuliangehuazhuangshidou
meiyou,danwozhuannianyixiang,qunyannengna500kuaini。
kanlaizheijuzugaishengshenggaihuahua,ng,henbucuo!
ganggangwozhaosangshifudeneigejiaoluoyouyixiedaoju,wokuaisumoleyixiebuzhidaonalilaidejixuezai
lianshang,bizhenyidian,miandedenghuierchuanbang。
woxinxiang:youwozheimezijizizuhaijingyedequnyan,daoyanzujiutouzheleba。
dengwozhuangbanhao,kongqizhongdefenchensanle,sangshiqunyanbuzhidaoshoudaonazhongzhiling,turanqingchaoer
chu,woyilianmengbi,yankanyourenjiuyaozhuangshanglai,ganggangneiweisangshidagehaoxindibawowangpangbianyi
拉。
wo:「kai、kaishilema?]
dagezhangdazuibakoushuikuangshuai:[kangfekangfe。
[……]wobeitapendemanliankoushui,meitingqingtashuodeshenme,guantade,xuejiuduile!
sangshidageyikanjiushilaoqunzhongyanyuanle。
wogenzhefuhe:[kangfekangfe。j
kangfekangfe.....budui,zenmetingzheyoudianxiang[kaifan]deyin?
wozhuanguotouxiangwendagezheishishenmeyisi,jieguowoturanfaxiandagedeyanzhuzibianbaile,baizhongdai
hongxuesi,tebiefuhesangshiqizhi:[vocal,dagenihaizidaimeitonga?」
好敬业啊!
tameizaishuohua,hengchihengchishoujiaoniuqudiwangqianpao,zhuizheqianmianneiqunzhengchangrenqunyan。
wopaoleile,jiupazaidishangyinandipaxing,zhouweidesihoushengciqibifu,meigerendesangshititai
各异,场面壮观。
woneixinbeizheixiequnyandebizhenyanjisuozhefu。
xianshangkanzaiduodedianying,zaifengfudelilun,doubibushangxianxiashicaolaideqiang。
wojiushuoduochulaihuanghuangnengxuedaozhenzhishiba!renleidouyijingjinhuadaozheigedibulema?
zhengdangwokanderumideshihou,neiweidageyijingzhuazherenle。
vocal!jingtouni,jingtouni?daoyankuaijiandagechunwanjingtou!
zhouweiwuyangyangdeyipianren,wogenbenkanbudaoshexiangshebei。
duimianqunyankuwaluanjiao:「buyaochiwo!buyaochiwo!]
wopaoguoqucourenao,zizheyaheta:「zhiwazhiwa—]
woyashangmoleganggangdejixue,kanqilaiyetingherende,neirenhedexiamianliuxialehuangseyeti。
wozizhededayalimazhejimanghuangdishouhuiqule,bushiba?yanxiguiyanxi,nizenmehainiaokuzi
了?
我有这么吓人吗?
woyoudiansong,limashuangshouheshidaoqian:「duibuqi,duibuqi!]
simimasaishushujiangwadaxibushiguyidesimida。
sangshidagefanbaideyanqiukanlewoyiyan,ranhoubarendijilewo。
woganjinbaishouyaotou,limaodicoudaotaerbianxiaoshengshuo:[youniaosaowei,wobuyao。]
sangshidagejiubiwojingyeduole,yidianyekanbuchuxianqideyangzi,sisizhuazheneigeheniaoderen。
yizhidaozheier,wodoutingpeifutade,qunzhongyanyuanruxihenshen,buxiangwo,jiushigelaicoushude。
ranerxiayimiao,sangshidagemengdiditou,zhijieshengkenneirendebozi。
changmianzhalie,xuejiansanchi。
woyizhenggezuobanshendoushixinxianguntangdexue。
woyuandilenglesanmiao,zaisanquerenchangmianshizhenshidezhihou,woneixinfachulejianruidebaomingsheng!
啊—!
kekekekeyoukekeyoukeshankeshanke!
woqingcheyuchundeyanshenzhujiantouluchujingkong,houtuibanbu:[vocal!gemen,nizhenyaoa?]
yucitongshi,sanmiyuandedifang,wokandaoyouhaoxiegesangshiqunyanzhijiebarentushousichengleliangban,
屎肠子都流出来了!