“啪！”
huameishuowan，qiaojianyeyigebazhangzhongzhongchouzaitalianshang。
zhangchunlanbanbianliandoubeidamale，erduowengwengzuoxiang，ganggangdaishangqudeerhuanyebuzhidaofeidaolenagejiaoluo。
tawuzhelianjianjiaoqilai：“ni、nidawo？”
“老子打不死你！”
qiaojianyexiangtoumengshoubanpuguoqu，yibachezhuzhangchunlandetoufa，zuoyoukaigong，pilipaladilianchouletashijigedazuiba。
zhangchunlandoubeidamengle，pitousanfa，yibiankuyibianhao。
“nigandalaoniang，laonianghenipinle……wuwu……bie……biedale……tong……tongsile……tadabo……jianye……raolewo……raolewoba……”
“nigesi**！shuo！nishibushizaojiuheqiaojianmingaoshangle？laozijiuzhidaonizheinvrenkaobuzhu，yitiandoulibulenanren！”
“niganbeipanwo！laozidasinizhei**！”
“shuo！nibadong**naerqule！”
qiaojianyebiandabianma，zhidadezhangchunlankudiehanniang。
qiaonuokaishihaikandehenjieqi，henkuai，tajiucongqiaojianyetaotaobujuedemashengli，caidaolehenduoyiqianbuzhidaodeshiqing。
yuanlai，zaizhangchunlanjiajitabazhiqian，jiushiqiaojianyedepintou，houlaiqiaojianyebaiguanglezijifendaodejiachan，jiubazhuyidadaodidishenshanglai。
qiaojianminheyoushouhaoxianzhizhidaochihepiaodudetabuyiyang，tanadaoyibandejiachanhou，jixutouzikuodachangfang，haiyinjinleguowaidexianjinjishu，jiangliangjiachangziyuebanyuehonghuo。
kandaodidirijindoujin，zijiyueguoyuejieju，qiaojianyedeyandouhongle。
weilededaodididechanye，tarangzhangchunlanzhudonggoudazijidedidi，jizijidezhinvdanghouma，shenzhibuxijizijideqindidixia**！
beishejideqiaojianminqulezhangchunlanhou，tahaijixuhezhangchunlanbaochizhebuzhengdangdeguanxi，qiaoweiweijiushitamentouqingshengxialaide，keqiaojianminqueyizhibeimanzaiguli。
qiaonuohuranjuedeexinfanwei，henxiangtu！
“哇！”
tawuzhezuipaochuleshufang。
dadeshangtoudeqiaojianminzheicaiqingxingguolai，tafaxianzijizhengqizaizhangchunlanshenshang，zuoshouhaoxialetayidabatoufa，youshoudeshouzhangxindoudahongle，tengdeyaoming。
zhangchunlanbeitadadexianggezhutou，tadouchadianmeirenchulai。
“wo……chunlan，nimeishiba？”taganjinbazhangchunlancongdishangfuqilai。
zhangchunlanyizhiyanzhongdelaogao，lingyizhiyanchenglexiongmao。
tatengdecongchifenglisisixiqi。
gounanren！ganbalaoniangdachengzheiyang！laoniangraobuleni！
danyizhangkouqueshi：“jianye……womeina……wozhendemeinabaoxianjulidedongxi……wuwu，nixinwo……”
“haohaohao，woxiangxinni，wodangranxiangxinni！wogangcaijiushiyishishangletou，xiashouyoudianzhong。”
kandaoqiaonuobuzaiyanqian，qiaojianyeyebuzhuangle，zhijiejiangzhangchunlanbaozaihuaili，qingqingpaifu，yandiqueshanguoyimohenlizhise。
chou**，haizaigenlaoziyanxi！kanlaozizenmeshoushini！
“ma！dabo！ni、nimen……”
qiaoweiweikandaobaozaiyiqidelianggeren，yanzhuzichadiandiaochulai。
tazheiyikaikou，qiaojianyedefennudunshizhuanxiangleta，nuhouzhekaipao：
“nigangcaishisirena！weishenmebulanzhe！kanbanimadade！”
neiehenhendemoyangxiangshitabatamadachenglezhutou。
乔薇薇：“……”
zhangchunlanduitayemeihaoqi：“ganjingun，biezaizheiailaoniangdeyan！”
怂货！
kandaolaoniangbeichounanrenda，liangepidoubuganfang，laonianghaibatadangchengbao，shenmehaodedoujitahuala，shengtaburushengkuaichashao！
gangzaoshoudaojudachongjideqiaoweiweibeierrenmalegegouxuepentou。
“wuwuwu……”takuzhepaolechuqu。
dabohema……tamen……tamenzenmekeyizheiyangmaziji！
mingmingshiqiaonuoneigesiyatoubadong**qilaile，daboquebatamadachengneiyang！
都是乔诺！
她恨死乔诺了！
qiaoweiweiyikeyebuxiangdaizaizheifangzili，yikouqipaodaowaimian，lakaiyuanmen，quehezhengzhunbeianmenlingdezhangshaofengzhuanglegemanhuai。
zhangshaofengbaozheshuxianhua，beizhuangdediaozaidishang。
“weiwei？zenmeshini！”
zhangshaofengganjinbahuashiqilai，quefaxianhaojiduohuadoubeizhuanglanle，dunshichenxialianlai。
tamaiyuandao：“nizenmehuishi！bawodehuadounonghuaile，zheirangwozenmesongjinuonuo！”
乔诺，又是乔诺！
qiaoweiweijiuxiangbeicaileweibademaoyiyang，baofale。
tayibaduoguohua，rengzaidishang，qihuhudiyongjiaocai！
“worangnisong！worangnisong！songgepi！taqiaonuogenbenjiubupei！”
zhangshaofengkanzhebeiduochenglenidehua，shengqididao：“nifashenme**piqi！taqiaonuobupei，nipei？nizaihunao，xinbuxinwodani！”
qiaoweiweigangyaofanji，naozhonglingguangyishan。
tamashuoguo，biekanzheigetanggebiaomiansiwenruya，kequeyiduzihuaishui。
xiangdaozheili，tamashanghuanlefuyuqi。
“shaofengge，nihaihuzhewojie？nizhibuzhidao，tagenbenmeizailihunbaogaoshangqianzi！”
yitingzheihua，zhangshaofengjiujile：“zenmehuishi？bushishuohaoyaolihundema？”
taqingukeshidayingguota，dengqiaonuoyiqianzilihun，mashangjiudaitaqushoubiaochangbanshouxu，baqiaonuoneigehuijidegongzuorangjita。
这可是铁饭碗。
chishangguojiadeliang，tajiubuyongxiaxiangquchayang。
乔薇薇眼珠一转。
“wojietahaoxianghuaiyunle，suoyicaibuxianglihunba。”
tabenlaishisuikouzaoyao，meixiangdaoqueshuozhongleshishi。
zhangshaofengmeitouzhoudegengjin：“tahuaiyunle？”
这可不是个好消息。
“shaofengge，wojiebudanbuxianglihun，haixiangbazheisuolaozhaijimaile，naqianbawobajiuchulai，dengwobayichulai，tajiuyoushineigegaogaozaishangdeda**le，daoshihoutahaihuibanifangzaiyanlima？zhiyutadegongzuo，nigengshixiangdoubiexiangle！”
qiaoweiweiguanchazhetadebiaoqing，kezhejingdehushuobadao。
guoran，takandaozhangshaofengyaojinlesaibangzi，yanliluchuyimohense。
不离婚？
想得美！
tahualezheimeduojinqian，haiyoushijianhexinsilaitaohaoqiaonuozheigezibenjiada**，tudejiushitadetiefanwangongzuo，dangran，haiyoutadelianheshenzi。
jiuchalinmenyijiaole，xianzaihetashuobuxing，haizhenbatazhangshaofengdangruanshizile，liyongwanjiureng？！
qiaoweiweijiandaotayaoyaqiechidemoyang，xinzhongqiexi，jixuhuoshangjiaoyou。
“shaofengge，wojiushijianbudetapianni，niyouxuyaowobangmangde，zhiguanshuo！”
zhangshaofengshuangshou**kudou，saoletayiyan。
tayoubusha，nanengkanbuchulaiqiaoweiweizheishixiangduifuqiaonuo，natadangqiangshini。
但，这正合他意。
“weiwei，nibangwoyigemang……”