第3章
“zhenren，zheiqianninbixushou，yaoburan，ninzheishouchuanwomenmunvliangjiubuyaole。”muqintaidujianjue，dayoulaotoubushou，jiuyitoukesizaimianqiandejiashi。
“zhei......ai！”laotouzhongzhongdetanxiyisheng，bailebaishoudao：“bale，jiranruci，zheiqianlaofujiushoule。”
“erweiliuxiaxingming，denglaofuyunyoujieshu，huidaojiuhuashanjiuyongzheiwuwankuaijierweinongyigeshuiludefashi，jinimenmunvliangjifujishan。”
laotoushuowan，likeyingdeyipianchengzan。
erjiuzaizheishi，kanlequanchengdaxidexiaoyan，zhongyushikaikoule：“zheiweiqingyunzhenren，wozheirencongxiaojiuchongmudaojiafashushentong，duifengshuiyili，kanxiangzhanbu，yeyouhenshendeyanjiu，yaobuwojinimianfeikangexiangruhe？”
xiaoyanyijuhua，bazhouweiderendoudouxiaole。
renjiaqingyunzhenren，daofajingshen，shangzhitianwenxiazhidili，zhongxiaorenhe，zheiyangshenxianjibiederenwu，nijirenjiakanxiang？
zheibushiguangongmianqianshuadadaoma？
太不自量力了！
laotouweiweiyixiao：“e，meixiangdaoxiaoyoujuranhaiyouzheizhongaihao，jiranruci，yesuanshitongdaozhongrenle。xiaoyouxiangjilaofukanxiangneijiukanba，quanqiedangzuoxuanxuejiaoliule。”
“jiranruci，neiwojiuxianchoule。”
“woguandashiyintangfahei，qixuechongtian，pashiyouxueguangzhizai，lingyuzhihuo。”
“dashi，ninyaodaomeia！”
buxiedeshensezailaotoulianshangyishanershi。
zhouweidelvkemendouhahadaxiaoqilai，sheidoumeibaxiaoyandehuadanghuishi。
jiuzaizheishi，xiaoyanyibaqiazhulaotoudebozi，henhendixiangxiayiya。
zhiyizhao，laotoujiuhaowudikangdepazailedishang，wutitoudineizhong。
xiaoyandejudonglikejinuleweiguandelvke。
“fangsi，nizenmeganduiqingyunzhenrendongshou！
“xiaozi，nizhaosishima？”
hemashengzhong，sangenanrenzhijiechongleshanglai，chaozhexiaoyanhuiquanbianda。
xiaoyanqishen，yijiaotachu。
laotougangyaoqishen，jiubeitayijiaotazaihoubeishang，lianzhedi，zhongxinpalehuiqu。
“啪！”
“啪！”
“啪！”
yucitongshi，sangeqingcuideerguangshengxiangqi，sangeren，yirenailexiaoyanyigedabazhang，fanzhebaiyan，xiangjizaidaozaidi。
xiaoyandunxiashenzi，jianglaotoudeshouniudaobeihou，wanchengkongzhi。
“ai，nizheixiaohuozi，zenmenengdarenni？”
“jiushia，renjiabijingshigelaoren，nigedaxiaohuozidalaoren，jianzhishiqiyoucili。”
xiaoyanmianduizhongrendeqianze，dahoudao：“bizui，beirendangchenghouzishuahaibuzizhi，haibarendangdashi，nimendaodiyoumeiyounaozi。”
xiaoyanzheiyishenghou，basuoyourendouzhenzhule。
好大的嗓门！
buguanqitaren，xiaoyanjianglaotoutiqilai，lengshengdao：“shinizhudongchengren，haishiwochaichuanni？”
“wo，wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme？xiaozi，laofunaishijiuhuashandeqingyunzhenren，wodeshixionggengshishilonghushanzhangjiaozhenren，nizheimeduiwo，wodeshimentongdaobuhuifangguoni。”
“chenzaobawofangle，buranlaofushizhanleifa，yigewuleihongding，rangnibudehaosi！”
“还嘴硬！”
“niyaoshibuzhuangdaoshi，aizenmepianzenmepian，wohaizhenlandeguanni，dannijiedaojiarenshenfen，xingzhapianzhiju，huiwodaojiamingsheng，wojiubunengbuguan。”
“jirannibukenshuoshihua，neiwojiubangniyiba。”
shuowan，leizhenzailaozheshenshangliandianlewuliuxia。
“a，aaa......”
budaosanmiaozhong，laotouzuilibianfachuletongkudecanjiaosheng，hunshenzhandou，jiugendelepajinsenyiyang。
“说，还是不说？”
“wo，woshuo，woshuo，xiaoxiongdi，ebu，shangxianraominga！”laotoucanjiaobuzhi。
xiaoyangangcaineijixia，yongdeshidianxueshoufa，fenbiedianzailelaotoudeqijingdaxueshang，jieguojiushilaotouhunshenqiyangnannai，erqieshinazhongguzilideyang，lingrenshengburusi。
xiaoyanjiekailaotoudexuedao，dunshi，laotoujiuhaoxianglanniyiyangtanzailedishang。
“shuo，bushuojixujinichikutou。”
“bie，woshuo，woshenmedoushuo......”laotoukuzhelian，zaiyebuganzhuangle，dangjitanbai。
yuanlailaotouhaizhenshigepianzi。
laotouhebeixiaoyanpaifandesanren，shuyuyigetuanhuo，neisangerenshixianfeng，zhuyaofuzedatingxiaoxi，qiequxinxi。
tamenshangchezhihou，fensanzaigechuchexiangzhizhong，tingchengkeliaotian，xuanzeyouyongdexinxi，ranhouquedingmubiao，munvliangjiushibeitamenxuandingdemubiao。
xinxishoujihou，jiugailaotouchuchang。
kaozheshoujilaidexinxi，xianquxinyumunvliang，ranhouquedingduifangshenxinbuyizhihou，jiukaishihuyoudafa，wufeijiushishuoduifangzhongxie，huozhedeleyibingshenmede，ranhouzhapianqiancai。
munvliangyiting，yuanlaiduifangzhendeshipianzi，chadianmeiqisi。
lianbingrendeqiandoupian，jianzhishirenzha。
munvliangshangquduizhelaotoujiushiyidunzuheshuangda，balaotounaodemanlianhua，zhouweidelvkemensuiranmeidongshou，queyigejingdechaozhelaotoutukoushui。
xinghaochengjinglaidejishi，buranlaotousirenjiusuanbubeimunvliangnaosi，yedebeichengkemenyongkoushuihuohuoyansi。
“xiaoxiongdi，xiexienia，yaobushini，womenmunvliangjiubeipianzijipianle。”munvlianglazhexiaoyandeshouqianenwanxie。
xiaoyandao：“yihouzhangdianxinyan，qianwanbiezaibeipianle，pianqianhaoshuo，danwulezhibing，caishidashi。”
shuozhe，xiaoyankanxiangnvhai：“niqishiyemeishadabing，nizhiqianshibushijingshenshuairuo，neifenmiyouxieshidiao，yuejinglaideshihou，liangshaoshijianduan，haibansuiyoujuliedezhentong？”
“shangbandeshihou，touyunyanhua，sizhiwuli，wanshanghaihuijingchangxingdeshimian，ganjuehunshenfaleng，yaosuanbeiyetong？”
“ni，nizenmezhidaode？”
xiaoyanshuode，kebineigelaopianzishuodehaiyaogengjiaxiangxi，erqiequanbuduizheng。
“dangranshikanchulaide。”
“nijiushihanqitaizhong，nizuijinyiduanshijian，shenghuoyidingbuguilv，jingchangaoye，henshaoduanlianshentiba？”
nvhaidiantou：“ng，zheiyigeyuewomendanweichongyeji，meitiandouyaojiaban，youdeshihoushenzhiwanshangshiyidianduolehaizaijiaban，xiuxideshijiandoumeiyou，nayoushijianduanlianshentia！”
“zheijiuduile。”xiaoyandao：“hanqiruti，yihouniyaozhuyibaonuan，shidangyundong，tongguopaihanjianghanqipaichuqu，shenzhidoubuxuyaochiyao，bingziranjiuhaole。”
“就这么简单！？”
“keshi，gangcaidashijiwoyongqizhiliao”