“liujiasishisangong，manmenzhonglie，quechuleyigedahuohai，baixingkubukanyan，baiguanmeiriyileiximian，”
“youdaoshi：jianchendangdaoqingchaoye，junwangcongcibuzaochao。”
“caojianrenmingruheshui，renshengongfenliuyuntiana！”
“jiujingshirenxingdeniuqu，haishidaodedelunsang？”
“啪！”
shuoshurenyipaijingtangmu，“zhuweiqietingwoxixidaolai。”
......
大梁王朝，柳府。
“tianer，tianer！kuaixielaichizaoshi，moyaochileshangchaoshichen，zaorengoubing！”
yiweiyongrongfutaideguifurenzaiyuanluozhonghanleyisangzi。
“吱呀——”
houyuanyizuodazhaidemenbeirentuikai，yigechuanzheyishenlichendeqingnianshuiyanxingzhongdezoulechulai，yibiandazhehaqianyibiantalazhexiezichaozheqianyuanzouqu。
yilushang，xiarenbinvmenfenfenrangluwanyaoxingli，dengdaiqingnianguoquhou，caijixumangliuzheshoutoudehuoji。
“niang，bushishuolema，zhaogexiarenhuanwobianshi，zheimehouhuishanglesangzide。”
qingnianlaidaoqiantang，dadaokuofudezuozaiyizishang，haowuguijudeduanqiwanbianchaozuilibalaxizhou。
“heng！xiarensheiganhuanni？waimianxianzaidoushuoniyitianchilianggexiaohai，nikuairangxiarenmenguoliangtiantashiriziba！”
pangbianyiweichuanzheguanfu，binjiaoranlebanbaidezhongniannanzihengmeidengyandenushizheliuyuntian。
zheiweibianshiliuyuntiandeshengfu，daliangwangchaodesangongzhiyi，chengxiangliuziqing。
guifurenbailenanziyiyan，“tianerchishideshihou，nibuyaoshuozheixiezaoxinhua，duoyingxiangshiyu？”
“砰！”
liuziqingpaianerqi，“liubaishi！worennihenjiule，kannishengdehaoerzi，guozhijianzeia！wotangtangliujiasishisangong，manmenzhonglie，tashenweiliujiadizi，jingzaichaotangzhishangwanqilezhiluweimadebaxi！”
huafengyizhuan，liuziqingnuzhihezhoudeqingnian，“niyouheyanmianmianduiliezuliezong？”
“吸溜~”
liuyuntianmengxiyidakouzhou，xijiaomanyanzhihoutuchuyikoureqi，“fuqin，ciyanchayi。”
liuziqingyileng，huyidao，“chazainali？”
liuyuntianfangxiawan，tanchukuaizijiazhexiancai，“shiwushisigong，wozheigejinyiweizhihuishiyusangongpingqi，weiliedisigong，zanmenliujiayeshiyimenlianggongle，shiduoshaorenjiaxianmubulaide？”
“你！”
zhongniannanziwuzhexinkou，yiliandetongkubiaoqing。
shaoyouhuanjiehou，kouzheshouqiaoleqiaozhuozi，“zheishizhongdianma？nizheinizi，nishiyaoqisiwoa！”
“xingle，yidazaojiuchao！niyechixiezhoushiba，miandezaicongchaotangshangyunguoqu。”
guifurentiexindeshengleyiwanzhoufangzailiuziqingshenqian，quanweidao。
liufubingbulingqing，toupiexiangyibian，duqidao，“wobuchi，shangchaoeshinaishidabujing，dengwoxiachaozaibeihaochishi！”
guifurenzaiciquanwei，“bixiadoubushangchaole，youtianerjinichengyao，nijiushidangchaoeshi，baiguandoudekuaniedezishiyouya，chixieba。”
“ei，niang，wozheichifanni！”
柳云天插了一句嘴。
“天啊！！！”
liufudaizhekuqiangyangtianzhangxiao，“liezuliezonga，nimenkuaizhengyankankanzheiyaofunieziba，woliujiademenmeidouyaorangtamenniangliangjibaiganjinglea！”
kusuwanfaxianmeirenlita，wunailenghengyishengzoudaomenkouyibaduoguoxiarenshouzhongdeguanmao，yansihefengdedaizaitoushang，“niezhang！jinriwodinglianhebaiguan，zaicanniyiben！wojiubuxinbixiayibeizibushangchao！”
shuowanshuaizhexiuzibianzouchumenqu。
“请丞相慢行！”
“请丞相慢行！”
“请丞相慢行！”
menkoulianglieshenchuanjinyi，yaokuadadaodegaodabingshidanxiguidi，gongsongzheliuziqing。
liufushenxiyikouqi，zhuanshenkuaibuzhongxinzoujinwuzi，zhizhewaimianguizaidishangdejinyiweinuhe，“nishouxiazheidoushixieshenme？guanpi？bingfei？bachaotingdegongzhirenyuandaidaojialilaidangxiarenshihuan？nishiyaozaofanma？！”
chiwanzaofandeliuyuntianbujinbumandefangxiawankuai，bingmeiyoulihuifuqindehua，ershizhijiezoudaomenkou，suihouyimingjinyiweilimaduanzhetuopankuaibuzoulai。
liuyuntiannaqituopanzhongdebeiziyikouhejing，jiangshuihanzaizuili，shijinggululeyizhen。
“噗——”
dailiuyuntiantuwan，jinyiweiyoulikenachubujinqingqingcashitadezuijiao。
shenhoujimingshinvlianmangnachushuipenfushiqixishu，zhengtaoliuchengyiqihecheng。
“更衣。”
liuyuntiandandanshuoleyiju，youyoujimingshinvpengzhequanshenmangwendejinyikuaibuzoulai。
liufuyaotouqingtan，“jiamenbuxing，jiamenbuxinga！”shijingdengleliuyuntianyiyan，beifenliqu。
“fuqin，hewoyiqiba，wozheihuazhongjindazaodemangniankeshufule~”
liuyuntianchaozhefuqinhanleyisangzi，jieguoduifangzoudegengkuaile。
chuandaihaodeliuyuntiankuxiaozheyaotou，“zheixiaolaotou，qixinghaitingda。”
liumujiangtangzhongbaizaianshangdedadaoquxialai，didaoliuyuntiandeshouli，suihouweiqizhenglileyifanzhezhuang，roushengdao，“zaichaotangshang，moyaozaiqinifuqinle，fanshirangzhetaxie。”
liuyuntianqingqingdiantou，“xiaodelemuqin，”
suihouzhizhewaimiandetiankongshuodao，“zheitiangangfanqileyudubai，ninzaihuiqushuiyihuiba。”
liumuqingtanyisheng，yanjingpiaoxiangmenwaidejinyiweishuodao，“zheixierenyihoubuyaozaidaijinjiale。”
liuyuntiannaolenaolian，huitoukanlejinyiweimenyiyan，“woyebuxianga，zheixierentaixiangjinbule，doushizijizhudongyaolaide，buguoertingmuqinde，yihoubianrangtamenzaijinyiweiyamenhouzhe。”
zouchumenhou，laidaoshanshanfaguangdehuangjinmangnianqian，yigejinyiwei“putong”yishengjiupazailenianxia，liuyuntiangangyaocaizheduifangdehoubeidengnian，bianfaxianzheigerenyoudianyansheng。
suijishouhuilejiao，jinshendewendao，“xinlaide？”
“柳公！”
yigemanyanxiaoyidejinyiweibokaizhongrenlaidaoliuyuntianshence，gongshendadao，“liugong，zheishishedi，jiuzaishangyuezhujichenggong，xiaguanteyianpailaisihouliugong。”
liuyuntianmeitouweicu，kanzhedishangderenfenfudao，“zhanqishenlai。”
neirenchengdimengdiqishen，qishihunhou，zhoushensanfadandandelingli。
“噌—噌—噌！”
shenhoujinyiweilianmangbadaohuzailiuyuntianshenqian，meigerenlianshangdoudaizhejinzhangdeshense。
neirendanxiguizaidishang，shuangshoubaoquan，“caominqisheng，jianguoliugong！”
liuyuntianbunaifandebailebaishou，huituizhongshiwei，dunxiashenzikanxiangduifang，“qisheng...qitaiweideerzia。”
suihoukanxiangshenpangzhiren，“nimenfuqintangtangsangongzhiyitaiwei，xiongdiliangdoulaifushiwobuheshiba？”