第一章
1.
balunwenganwanjiaojixueweishijiangjinwanshangshidian,wozhongyuyouyitiannengshuizaodian。
buzhishuileduojiu,zhengkaiyanshiqinshiliqiheiyipian。
denggansedeyanjingzhongyushiyingleguangxian,yigeheiyingheranchuxianzaiwodechuangqian!!
woxinliyijing,keshuihexingdaban,qishenjiushiyigedabidoushanguoqu。
shoushangdetengtongrangkeshuiyouxingleyidian,womengranxiangqi:
我不是睡上铺吗?!
neibianheiyingyezuochulefanying,tataiqishou——
wuzhubeishandeyibianlian,weiqubabadishuodao:
「niganmaya?renjiateyiguolaitixingnishangbanni。」
woyimonaomen,zheicaixiangqi。
对啊,我已经死了。
xianzaishiyiming「dixia」yuangong,zhuanxiaoyuanqi。
wojiaochenlaidi,yinweishigenvhai,congxiaobudefumuxiai。
yinweigaosubamaxueligaodianyihoucainengzhuangengduoqian,wocaizaichuzhongbiyehouhainengjixushangxue。
keshidengwonadaodaxueluqutongzhishu,tamenjiuzenmedoubukenjiwochuxuefeile。
buguohaihao,kaozhezhuxuedaikuanhe**degongziwoyesuanshunliduwanledaxue。
nuligongzuohaiwandaxuezhuxuedaikuandeneitianwoyishenqingsong,haiyiweijiexialainengqingsongdianhaohaoshenghuole。
meixiangdaojingranbeiyichangturuqilaidejibing,jisuilesuoyouxiwang。
neitianzaoshang,woyixinglaijiutulexue,daohuichuangshangxinzangpengpengluantiao,xiongkouganjuexiangchongleqi,yaozhakaiyiyangnanshou。
lianjiachuzuwulichulewo,qitarenzaochuqushangbanle,wotangzaichuangshanghunshenhuoshaoyiyangteng。
qingjiahou,tangbantianmeihaozhuan,wojiannandizhengkaiyanjiwomadadianhua。