【benwenshidaibeijingdabufenduibiaotangchaoshiqi（chulechenghu，yeyezhileidechenghuzuozheshizaishixinshangbulai）
suoyouxijiejinkenengzuodaofuheshidaibeijing，ruoshishuhuzhixiachulechacuo，haiqingduoduobaohan】
【zhiyaobuqieshu，meitianshidianzhunshigengxin，juebuduangeng】
“啊~~哈！”
zaiyizhongrenweiguanxia，chuangtashangdeshaoniandalegehaqian，huanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
danshihenkuai，shaonianlianzuidoumeilaidejibishangzhenggerenjiujiangzhule。
henxianran，shaonianyanshenzhongyouzheyisimangran。
shaonianzhongxinbishangleyanjing。
我是谁？我在哪？
zhengyuanxinlibuduanfanyongzhezheilianggewenti。
yijueshuixingzenmelianjiadoubianle？pangbianweizhedezheibangrenshishei？zenmehaidouchuanzheguzhuang？paixidema？
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yebaokuobuyuanchuyizishangzuozhedeyiweishenchuanheijinlongpaodeweiyanzhongnianren。
yibabaihuzideyuyiyouyoutanlekouqi：“bixia，laochenbuhuizhencuode，jiuhuangzidianxiakendingshimeiyoudaai。”
tangzaichuangshangzhuangsidezhengyuanyanjingdongledong。
jiuhuangzi？sheia？woma？
nanbuchengzhenshipaixide！？
jiuzaizheigeshihou，zhengyuannaohaizhonghuranyongchuyidaduijiyi，turuqilaidedaliangjiyirangzhengyuanzhijuedenaodaiyizhenzhangtong，zhijiedengdaleyanjing。
kandao“numuyuanzheng”dezhengyuan，buyuanchudehuangdixiayishixiangzhanqilai，danshibuzhiweiheyoutingxialedongzuo，zhuanerkanxiangcebianzhanzhedewugehuafunianqingren。
ganshoudaohuangdideshixian，wurenmoqideweiweidixiatou，quanrandangzuoshenmeyebuzhidao。
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zheishihouzhengyuanyezhongyuxishoulequanbudejiyi。
zhengyuanyezhidaoledaodizijizheishizenmele。
他穿越了！
gangkaishiyishidaozheigeshiqingdeshihou，zhengyuanxinlihaiyouxieanxi，bijingzheikeshichuanyuea！sheibuxiangdangyihuitianmingzhizi？
keshihenkuaimoshengdejiyijiujizhengyuanpoleyidapenliangshui。
haoxiaoxi：zheishiyigeyagenbucunzaizhengshizhongdezhouchao，danshihaozaibushiyousharenrushajidenvdidewuzhou。
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youhaoxiaoxi，ziranyejiuyouhuaixiaoxi。
huaixiaoxi：suiranzijishijiuhuangzi，danshixianzaishangmiandegegejiuwugele，jiuzheihaidesuanshangtaizi。
ertaizishibujiruhuangzixingliezhongde，yejiushishuo，qianshendegegesilesige。
meiyouyigeshishouzhongzhengqin，quanshihengsi。
e，budui，yinggaisilewuge。
因为前身也嗝屁了。
chushoudejiushidazhoudewuhuangzi，taizidezuidadiren。
dahuangziduziyidang，sheiyebudalishei，yebugentamenchanhe，taiziyusanhuangziyidang，erwuhuangzigenbahuangzishiyidang。
congmingmianshangkan，taizishilizuida，danshiqishishiwuhuangzishilizuida。
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zhihoupaisishidabanyezhuangguihehuqianshen，jingguozheiyi**，qianshenzhijiebeihedexinzangzhoutingercusi，zheicairangzhengyuanxilihutudejiuzhanquechao。
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bijinghuishikendinghuibuqule，haiburuyongzheigejiuhuangzideshenfenhaohaoxiangshouyixiahuangjiafubaideshenghuo。
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tadenengliliangenqianshenyigeshiliusuihaizibidouchadianyisi，zenmekenenggenneijigehuangzidoudeguo？
erqiedanghuangdiyouduolei，zhengyuanyoubushibuzhidao，shuojushuidebigouwanqidebijizaodousuanshimeihuabushao。
bujinruci，haiyougezhonggeyangdexianzhi，telei。
haiburudangyigexiansanwangyelaideshutan。
zhengdasuanzhezijiweilaidezhengyuanhurantingdaoyizhenjiaobusheng。
“jiranxinglejiuzhengyanba。”yidaoweiyandeshengyinzaizhengyuanerbianxiangqi。
zhengyuanjinzhangdeyanlexiakoushui，xiaoxinyiyidezhengkaileyizhiyanjingchaozheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanqu。
xiayimiao，zhengyuanbennengdetuokouerchu：“fuhuang。”
dazhouhuangdizhengjunweiweihanshou，yanshengujingwubo，xiangshiyaokanchuanzhengyuandeneixin：“shuoba，sheigande？biegaosuzhennibuzhidao。”
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suoyidagailvhuangdizhengjunhuiduiwuhuangzigaogaonaqi，qingqingfangxia。
daoshihoudengzhenglianghuanguolai，kongpajiushizijidesiqile。
zhengyuansaoshileyiquanwaichangdesuoyouren，teyiyuwuhuangzizhengliangduishiyiyan。
zhengliangyanjingweimi，jiaohuaruta，zirankanchulaizijizheigejiudizhidaoshizijisuoweile。
danshilingtameixiangdaodeshifashengle。
zhengyuankaikoushuodao：“huifuhuang，erchenbuzhi，xingxuzhishiyiwaieryi。”
“yiwai？”zhengjunmeitouweitiao：“hehehe……yuanlaishiyiwai，haoyigeyiwai！”
zuihouwugezizhengjunjiazhongleyuqi，wuxingdeweiyashunjianlongzhaozaichangsuoyouren。
suoyourendounengganshoudaozhengjundetaotiannuhuo，limaquandouguilexiaqu，daqidoubuganchuan。
zhengjunchenmopianke，kanzhezhengyuan，lianseshaohuan：“jiranshiyiwai，neibianhaohaoxiuyang，nimuhouyegendiannianni，dengxiuyangdechabuduole，jidequwenan。”
zhengyuandianlediantou，gongshundao：“erchenjinji。”
zhengjunyishuaixiuzi，kanxiangzijideerzimen：“nimenwuge，genzhenchulai！”