buguoshuoqilai……yushilizenmehuizheimere？
muhuohuocumeizoudaochuangbian，tuikaichuangranglengfengchuijinlai，shenshangdereduquesihaomeiyoujiandi，guzilixiangshiyouqianzhimayizaikenshiyiban，mamayangyang，ganjueyiyang。
tamianqiangfuqiangzhanwen，huranxiangdaoleshenme，mouguangweileng。
jinwanzaipaiduishang，tazhiheguoyibeimurushudilaidehongjiu，nandaoshineigeshihou……
sijici，muhuohuojielejipenglengshuipozailianshang，naodailisixufenluan。
ruguotameiyouyiwailuoshui，turanjianhuifuleshenzhi，murushudemudekongpazaojiudadao。
jieshimujiadaxiaojiecanzaoweihunfutuihun，daozhijingshenbengkuidangzhongshitaideshi，diertianjiuhuichuanbianzhenggebomucheng。
bieshuomujia，jiulianwaizufumingjianeibian，douhuiduitachedishiwang。
zheiliangnianlai，murushubujiushiyongzheixiexiaoshouduan，jiangtayibubulaxiashentandeme……
ranerlengshuiyejiejuebuleshentilineicuhuomiaoyueshaoyuexiong，muhuohuoxuruanzheshuangtui，shixianyuefamili。
taturanjianxiangqishenme，niutouzouchuleyushi。
咔哒。
tingjianyushiqianchuanlaidedongjing，zuozaishafashangdefenghanqiancetouwangqu，toudingdedengguangbianhuranximiele。
heianzhongyoujiaobushenglitayuelaiyuejin，yimoxianxishenyingzhandingzaitamianqian，erhou……kuazuodaolefenghanqiandeshenshang。
muhuohuoshenchurouruandexiaoshouzhuaizhutadelingdai，jiangtachaozijilaguolaixie，jiaoshengweichuan：“xiangbuxianggenwozuobijiaoyi？”
fenghanqianshenxingwensibudong，wenyantiaoletiaomei，“yuanwenqixiang。”
“yiqianwan，womainiyiye。”
买他一夜？
小骗子还挺野。
fenghanqiandididixiao，“kanlaimuxiaojiebuxianggenwotanlianai，zhishixianggenwozuo？”
“shiyouruhe，nihaipawobujiqian？”
fenghanqianmeiyoulihuitadehua，zhangxintanletantalianjiadewendu，meixinzhouqi，“nifashaole，haishibeixialeyao？”
“feihuashaoshuo，nidaodiyaohaishibuyao！”muhuohuozheihuierreqishangtou，yijingkuaiyaosangshilizhi，meizhijiebalezheigenanrendeyifu，dousuantajinchiyoudule。
“shuwojujue。”fenghanqianfanwozhutaneizhibuanfendexiaoshou，dandandao：“wozhijieshouyihunyinweiqiantidexingxingwei。”
做个爱还要先结婚？
什么玩意？
zheizhendeshitadezhuiqiuzhe，bushinagesimiaolaideheshang？
muhuohuozhenggerendoukuaishaoqilaile，yishibeiyaowujiaodehunluanbukan，mannaozizhishengxia“shuilejiupao，buxiangfuze”zheigeniantou。
kehuadaozuibian，jiubianchengle：“jiehunjiujiehun，ganghaobenxiaojiequegezhangfu，mingtianjiuqulingzhengxingleba！”
huayinluoxia，congtouzhiweidoushiyifucongrongzitaidefenghanqianweiweidunzhu，hunanzhongkanbuqingshense，jiujiumeiyouchusheng。
zhidaomuhuohuokuaiyaoshiqunaixin，caitingjiantadiyazheshengyindaochuyizi：“hao。”
muhuohuodunshiyixi，xianggerenxingdehaizi，pobujidaijiuyaochaizijideliwu，quehuranganjueshentiyizhentengkong。
fenghanqianjiangtadahengbaoqi，buzhichaozheheianzhongnagefangxiangzouqu。
“haitingjiangjiu。”muhuohuobumandidunangzhe。
qishiyebuyidingfeiyaozaichuangshang……
哗啦！
beidiujinyugangdechanei，muhuohuozhenggerendoumengle，hunchendedanaodouqingxinglejifen。
tazuozaishuiwenzaojiulengquedeyugangli，jiangyingditaiqitou，kanzhefenghanqianshitanxingwen：“……nixihuanyugangplay？”
fenghanqianhoujiegunlegun，danlengdeshengxianxielejixushaya：“nihaixiao，xianzaibushishihou。”
kuangqie，tayebingfeichuzizhenxin。
tingdaoyiliaozhiwaidehuida，muhuohuodexiaonaodaishangshunjianjiumaochulejigedadadewenhao，taditoukanlekanziji，ranhouyongshouzhizhexiongqianyaoyaqiechidiwen：
“nikanzhetazaishuoyibian？nalixiao？？”
tashenshangdesizhiyupaozaojiubeishuishitou，jiaohaodeshencaixiantiaozhanluwuyi，meiyichudouqiadaohaochuderouruanwanmei，longzaiyicengshuiguangzhongyufaxiandeyouren。
fenghanqianbeitadadandehuayunongdeweiweizhizhu，piankehouyikailuozaitashenshangdeshixian，moudiansefangun。
“你别闹。”
“sheinaole？”muhuohuozhongyunaixingaoqing，zhiqishenzhuazhufenghanqiandechenyi，yonglijiangtazhuaijinyugangli，jinjiezhefanshenershang，shuangmouzhishizheta，huranxiaokaile：“zenme，haishishuokanjianwozheizhanglian，nijuedexiabulekou？”
chadianwangle，tameiyongyaofenzheyandezheizhanglian，lianxiaohaikanledouhuibeiheku。
脸？
fenghanqianxinshenshaoding，zheicaizhuyidaomuhuohuolianshangbanbodehongban，yijitarendetaijiuerweiweifanhongdeyanwei，napazailengshuili，tiwendoutangdaobukesiyi。
jiantabushuohua，muhuohuochunbianjixiaoyuenong，songkaitadechenyijiuyaoqishen。
sheizhiyigudalihurankouzhutadehouyao，jiangtazhongxinlalehuiqu！
xiayimiao，tadejinghuquanshubeifengjianzaiyimowenrederouruanli，chunchixiangyi，huxijiuchan，chaneijiankongqizhongdehuoxingdoubeidianran，yiliaoyuanzhishixunsumanyankai。
muhuohuohaoburongyiyaxiadeyaoxinghongdizaishentilizhakai，zuihouyisilizhiyebeitunmei，xiayishijiuxiangweisuoyuwei。
fenghanqianquehuranfangkaileta，dizhetadejianburangtachanshanglai，neishuangjipiaoliangdefengmoushenyouerkezhi，shayazheshengyindao，“woshuoguo，nihaixiao。”
“难道你想怀孕？”
jianduanyijuhua，jiurangmuhuohuotingxialexiangyaozuoedexiaoshou。
“……zheilimeiyouxiaoyusan？”
“youdehua，nirenweiwohuifangguoni？”
这什么破酒店？？
muhuohuojianzhikuaihuaiyirenshengle，huoleshijiunianhaoburongyixiangchigerouzenmejiuzheimenan？？
ranerjinguanmuhuohuonaodailihaizaitianrenjiaozhan，shentiquechengshidisuohuileyugangli，yibianyonglidijiangfenghanqianwangwaitui，“ganjinzou！biezaizheiligou-yinwo！”
nengkanbunengchi，tazaodezheishishenmezui！
fenghanqianbochunjibukechadigoulegou，suihoucongyugangzhongmaichu。
tashangshendechenyijinshihoujinhutouming，yinyuekejianyaofuchuxiantiaoliuchangdefujiyurenyuxian，gezhecengbuliaofaneryouhuogangengzhong，gourenxinxian。
danmuhuohuodemuguangqueluozailetadexiongkoushang。
gangcaineimezheteng，tadechenyiniukoudoubeitachekailejili，luchubanpianxiongtang，kaojinxinzangdeweizhihaosiyougexinghongdezimuyinji。