第5章自恋的男人
suiran......taqueshicengjingyouguoyigehaizi，ruguohaizihaihaohaohuozhedehua，yinggaigenzheiweishengxiaoluochabuduonianjiba？
duanzandeyoushangguohou，xiaxiranqingxikouqi，yuqibutaihaodichongzhechechuangneidenanrenjiaoyudao：“zheiweixiansheng，nizhidaonenggenzijidehaizishenghuozaiyiqishijianduomexingfudeshiqingma？erniqueyidiandoubudongdezhenxi。dabanyederangtayigerenzaiwaimianxiahuangjiusuanle，haijitashenshangdaineimeguizhongdexianglian，nizhibuzhidaozheiyangyouduoweixian？”
youyuchechuangneidenanrenbeiyinzaianchu，takanbuqingduifangdezhangxiang，danyinyuekeyikandechulaishigeshencaitingba，qizhigaoguidenianqingnanzi。
bingqie......haoxiangbuzenmegaoxing？
buguoduifangzhangshenmeyangzitabingbuganxingqu，gaobugaoxingyegentawuguan，tajixudao：“ruguonibuxiangyaozheigehaizi，dakeyibatajiaojizhenzhengtengaitaderenfuyang，biru......。”
qishitaxiangshuo‘birutamuqin’，yinweiganggangtingshengxiaohuodekouwentafumuyinggaishilihunde。
buguozhuannianyixiang，wanyihaizidemuqinqushileni？zheimeshuoqibushishanglehaizidexin？
“biruni？”chexiangneidenanrenzhongyukaikoule，shengyinlengderutongcongdiyulimianchuishanglaide。
xiayike，chemenbeirentuikai，yiweizhangxiangyingjun、shengaobixiaxirangaochujinyigetoudenanzicongchexiangneikualechulai。
很高！很帅！
youzheyizhangyishudaodiaokechulaibandewuguan，yishuangruilidebaolanseyingmoushechuhanpodejingmang，yingtingdebiliangdaizheyisiouzhourenduyoudeshensui，weimindebochuntouzheyigushangweizhedeshulihelengmo。
meixiangdaoshengxiaohuodediedi，juranshizheimegeshuaiderenyuangongfendejipinmeinan。
guoranshiqinshengfuzia！zhangzhetongyangyansedeyanjing！
muguangzaibankongzhongxiangyudeyichanei，nanrenyingjundemeishaoweiweitiaoqi，turanqingshenguolai，dazhangkouzhutadeshoubeiwangqianyitui，jiangtadizaizijihechezizhongjian，dongzuoaimeididaduanletadeshenyou：“zheiweixiaojieyandebucuo，buguohenyihan，niyijingbushidiyiweile。”
xiaxiranbeitaturuqilaidedongzuoheleyitiao，bennengdiyongshuangshoudizhutajianshuodexiongtang，meihaoqidao：“shenmeyisi？”
shenmeyandebucuo？shenmebushidiyiweile？
haiyou，zheinanrenyoubingma？shanglaijiugenzijitiedeneimejin。
“liyongwoerzilaixiyinwodezhuyili......zheizhongjuqingzhendeyijinghenlaotaole，xiaojiehaishixiangdianbiedezhaoshiba。”
什么鬼？
zheinanrenyoubeizhuiwangxiangzhengba？yiweiquantianxiadenvrendouxiangjiajita？xiaxiranwuyudixiang。
shengxiaoluozoushanglai，chezhenanrendeyijiaodingzhetadao：“diediniwuhuile，zheiweipiaoliangayigenbiedeayibushiyang，tashenshangyoumamideweidao，ta......。”
“shengxiaoluo！”shengmuchendaduanerzidehua，lengmoshengyinjihushicongyafengzhongjichulaide：“wominglingni，wumiaozhongneigundaocheshangqu，wu、si......！”
shengxiaoluoxiaozuiyijue，yiyibushedikanlexiaxiranyiyanhoudongzuoxunsudiparuchexiang。
nanrenlengmouyisao，muguangzhongxinluohuixiaxiranshenshang：“zheiweixiaojie，kanzainirucichimidangxiaoluohoumadefenshang，zheiyiciwojiufangguoni，ruguozaiyouxiayici，wohuizhijieyiguaimaiertongzuibanisongjiaojijingcha，benrenshuodaozuodao。”
rengxiazheiju，tazhijiejiangtacongcheshenzhuaikailiaodaozaidi，wanyaozuohuichexiangnei。
xiaxiran：“......”
什么东西？
mingmingjiushitanvedaihaizi，baerzibidaobierenjialidangxiaotoule，quefanguolaizeihanzhuazeidiwumietaguaimaiertong？
zhangdeshuailebuqile？youqianlebuqime？jiukeyidiandaoshifeiheibaileme？
“zheiweixiansheng，nishibushiyouwangxiangzhenga？ninazhiyanjingkanchulaiwoxiangjinierzidanghoumale？”
heisechechuanghuanhuanguanshang，nanrenbochunweiqi：“kaiche。”
cheziqidong，penlexiaxiranyishenweiqihouxunsudixiaoshizaiyemuzhong。
xiaxiran：“......”
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chexiangnei，shengxiaoluoshitukaikoushuoxieshenme，budengtazhangzui，zhengzaibimuyangshendenanrenlvxiankaikou：“shengxiaoluo，huiqujiwobazheiyigeyuelaixuededancichaoxieyiqianbian，meiyouxiewanbuxushuijue。haiyou，mingtianliudianzhongzhunshiqichuangshanganquanjiaoyuke，yizhishangdaoninengzizhuyishidaojintiandecuowuweizhi。”
shengxiaoluoxiaoliankualexialai。
zaozhidaotajiubugaosuneiweipiaoliangayiwuzhulidedianhuahaoma，jixulijiachuzouhaole。
qianzuodewuzhulixiaoxinyiyidao：“shengzong，xianzaiyijinghenwanle，erqiexiaoshaoyeyeshizaorenwudaocaihuilijiachuzoude，buru......zheicijiusuanlebei。”
shengmuchen：“zaiwoheshengxiaoluozhijiandezidianli，conglaimeiyou‘suanle’zheigeci。”
zhidaozijiyouduozuile，wuzhulimanggaikoudao：“duile......woganggangfanfukanlehaojibianjiudianfaguolaidejiankong，ganggangneiweixiaojiebingfeixiawujiangxiaoshaoyecongjiudiandaizoudeneiweinvshi。”
shengmuchenyanjianweiweizhengkai，wangzheta。
shengxiaoluojuezhexiaozuigunong：“benlaijiubushi，jiudianneiweiayishiweilexiangxiaoluodatingdiedidianhuahaoma，caidayingdaixiaoluolikaijiudiande，danpiaoliangayishishouliuxiaoluodehaoxinren。”
“jiusuanbushitabanicongjiudiandaizou，neiyeyangaibuletaxiangliyongnidemude。”shengmuchenzhongxinbishangshuangyan。
tacaibuxiangxinshijieshanghuiyouzheimechunzhendenvren，ningyuanfangzhejiazhishuqianwandexianglianbuyao，yeyaobanghaizizhaodiedi。
haiyouganggangneigenvrendiyiyankandaozijishidebiaoqing，genbiedenvrenmeiyoushenmeliangyang！
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suiranbeineiduimomingqimiaodefuziqidebuxing，kebijingshibuxiangguanderen，xiaxiranzhuantoubianwangle。
huidaojiabianmeimeidishuileyijue，yizhishuidaodiertianxiawu，beixiaziqingdedianhuachaoxing。
dianhuaneitoudexiaziqingqiyanbujiandangran，zaitamianqianyitonglengchaorefenghou，dingzhutawubichuxitamendejiehunwanyan。
xiaxiranlengxiaozhegouqichunjiao：“meimeiqingfangxin，jiejiewoyidinghuizhunshichuxide。”
“neiwojiuanxindenghoujiejiededajiaguanglinge。”xiaziqinghuaixiaozheguaduandianhua。