第一章配阴婚
chishiyizu--shangchaoxianrenchirendedichuanxuemai。
benyingjiezumengyin，zhifanyemao、ruchaoweiguandefuguimingge。queyinweimoudailaozuyanxiguoyinmishusunleyindeerzhongzhi。cihousuoyouchijianandingzaiwurushiweiguandeyundao，qiezisidiaoling，nandingjinyoudushengyizi。suimeisanquewubineimeyanzhong，dancihouchishijiazuzhinengpianjuyiyugouqieshidaicongshi“dale”yizhidehuo，zheirangchijiazhongrenkubukanyan。
zhu：dale，baishixiansheng。
七月，艳阳流火。
tongwangxiangxiadetulushang，chileizhengjuezhe**hanliujiabeididengtaneiliangpozixingchewangjiagan。jinnianjixiaoganggangbiye，tajiubeibeiguguanpaidaozhenshangyijiajixiechangzuolinshigong。
tabayidazaojiudadianhuarangtaqingjiahuijiashuoyoushishangliang。duiyutazheifengongzuo，tabashiyibaigebuyuanyi。anzhaotabayisi，jieshouwankeyejiaoyu，jiuyinggaihuijiajichengzuye。
刚进家门，放好车。
haimeidengchileijinwu，tabachiyoudejiucongtangwuzouchulaiyingta。
“ba，shashia，zheimeji？”
tashuozhenaqixiangfangchuangtaishangliangzhededashuibeimengguan。
chiyoudeqiazhezheyan**deshouyidun，suijishenxiyikou，huanhuandao：“neishenme，nizhunbeiyixia，jintianjiegehun！”
“噗......”
chileixianxiemeiqiangsi，wuzhezuizhikesou。
什么玩意儿？
结婚！
跟谁结婚？
“nigequeledadedechiyoudao！nijiuzheimetancai~a！wojiuzheimeyigeerzi，tayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduanwogennipinming！”chimuzhangjincuicongwulikuhaozhepaochulai，yi**zuozaitianjinglijiaoma。
“chushenmeshi？youwozaihainengrangtachushi。”chiyoudegengzheboziyingjiang：“zaishuo，tazheigeyinyuesheng，buzheimeyonglangfei。”
“nihaihunshuo！”zhangjincuituoxiajiaoshangdexiezhijierengguoqu。
chiyoudeduoguoxie，feikuaichongmenpaoqu。bianpaobianhan：“woqumaidongxi，nigexiaotuzaizi，ganjinde！wanshangbadian，biewulehaoshichen。”
一溜烟消失不见。
zhangjincuilazheerzideshouleiyanposuo：“leilei，nikuaizou，nibashoulerenjiashiwankuai，yaoniqugesigui。”
“又娶！”
chileinaotou，diercile，shangcipeiyinhunshitashiersuideshihou，rangtashaolesiwutiancaihao。
“zaoshangwoshimeikandaotadadianhua，yaoburanshuoshenmewoyebunengrangtada，nikuaihuizhenshangqu，tinghua。”
“meishi，ma，niwangle，woshiyinnianyinyuesheng，duiyuyinwulaishuo，wojiushitonglei，fangxinmeishide。”
chileianweizhelaoniang，xinlipansuanzheishijieshuyaogenlaodieyaojigelinghuaqian，bunengmeicidoushiyiwulaodong。
budaoqidian，tabachiyoudekangzheyidaduidongxihuijialai，jintongyunv，jinshanyinshan，zhihudebeiru，heibianhongxizi。zouguochileishenbian，shunbiancongzanghuhudeshangyikoudaineimochugenxuehongdekuyaodairengjita：“zhashang，wanshangdongfangyebiezhai。”
taishoulaoguoyaodai，chileihenshuliandezaiyaozhongjiandagesijie，jiuyaoshenshoubangzhebandongxi。
chiyoudaoduokaishuo：“nikuaiquxiangfangzuo。jizhu，fangjianlimiandedongxishadoubuyaochi，yihuiworangnimajinisongmiqu。”
chileidiandiantou，mantuntunwangdongxiangfangzou。
suishuojingliguoyici，dantayepaa，suiranzhidaomeishaweixian，keneibijingbushiren，zongyouzhongbeirenbaineishadeganjue。
tuikaimen，wuliyijingshoushiganjing，kaoqiangdebaxianzhuoshangzhengqidebaizhesigediezi，quanshigaodian，meipansige。
chileiwuliaodizuozaiyizishangwangzhechuangwaishushangdeniaowodengtianhei。
wanbadianyidao，yuanbenreqitengtengdekongjiandunshihanqibiren。
chileijiuganjueerbianyizhenzhenweiweidelengfengguaguo，hanmaozhishuqi，jiuhaoxiangsheizaitashenhoukailebingxiangmenmeiguan。zhitingtabazaimenwaizhongzhongyike，ranhougaoshengshuo：“lailejiujinwu，leileizaiwulidengnini！”
shuozhemenbeituikai，chiyoudaojuzheyigenbanbianbaibanbianhongdelazhujinlai，doudadehuomiaochengxianqinglanselengguang。jianglazhufangzaizhuozishang，chiyoudaojiuzhuanshentuichufangmen，zaimenbiandekaiguanshangzhijieanxia。
dunshi，wuneijinkaozhuhuofachuweiruodeguang。
heran！zaichuangyanshangzuozhegeyishenhongyideweipang“nvzi。”zhengmiantiandidingzhechileixiao，jiantakanta，youxiebuhaoyisididixiatou。
chileibuyoudetunletunkoushui，suiranbuhaokan，danshiyebutaiheren。laozubaoyou，yihuierkebieturanbianshenshade。takejingbuqihe。
“nijiushiwolaogongleileima？”nvziyouyoukaikou，shengyinyouxiepiaohu。
额~
“woshi......shiba。”chileiyouwangyizilimiansuolesuo，zhanshenghuida。
“那你过来。”
“我坐这里挺好。”
“嗯？”
女子声音有些发沉。
chileilimaqishen，youdiansongdiwangqiannuo。
nvzishenshangfachuyizhongfuhexiangliaodeweidao，ruguomeijicuo，yinggaishifangfude。nongcundexisushisihoutingshiqitian，xiatiantingsantian。zheimedadeweidao，nandaotahaimeiyouhuohuahuozhexiazang？
buduia，ruguomeixiazang，zenmepeiyinhun？
zhenglengshenzhe，nvzideshouyijingshendaochileilianpangbianqingqingmoleyixia。
“我叫笑笑。”
“wo......ya，wojiaochilei。”chileibeibinglengdeshoujidiyiduosuo。
“wozhidao，shichenbuzaole，xiuxiba。”
这么直接？
haibudaichileiyouyu，nvzizhuazhutadeqianjin，zhizhixianghoudaoqu。
yankanjiuyaozadaonvzishenshang，chileishoumangjiaoluandizhizhuzijideshenzi。
ditoukanta，queshimeiyouhuxi，guoranbushigerena！
“neige，qishibuzheji，womenbuyinggaixianshuxishuxi，lejielejiebici，ranhoua，haha，shibushi！”chileiganjuezijiliandouyaoxiaochoujinle。
zhentayuemude，tainanle，tacaigangchengnianjiuyaojinglishehuixianelea！
“lejieshenme，wulunruhe，niyeshiwoderen，tianbuliangwojiuyaozou，biedanwushijian。”
qishenyibazhuaguochilei，anzaichuangshang，nvziqishenyaxia，neigunongyudexiangliaoweiqingxieerxia。
zheiweidao，zhenrangrenxiangtu。
jiuzainvzidezuichunjulitabudaoyigongfendeshihou。
turan，yougukuangfengguaguo......
“leilei，huzhudeng！”waimianchiyoudaogaoshengdahan。
jinjiezheyigudalizhuangjimenfei。
“buhao，tazenmelaile！”nvzizhiqishen，yuanbencangbaideliansegengjiabaile。
chileihaobuyouyuchongdaozhuoqian，naqizaojiuzhunbeihaodedengzhaotaozailazhushang。
waimianfengguazhezhuangmenshengyuelaiyuejicu。
chiyoudaodejiaohanshengyinjianjianyanmeizaifengshengzhong。
wunei，nvziyizhijiaolvdiduozhebu。
kuangdeyisheng，xiangfangdemenzhongyubeizhuangkai。
yigedichendaomeiyouwendudeshengyingaohe：“xiaozi，ninaminglai！”