“jie,bishichengjichulaile,wokaolediyiming!”
zhongdexingnazheshoujizaizhongyuxiamianqianhuanglehuang,yilianxingfenjinger,yourudangniankaoqudaxue。
“shima?”zhongyuxiakanleyiyanshoujipingmu,henmianqiangdijichuyisixiaorong,xiaoxinyiyidiwendao,“zheici……yinggainengkaoshangba?”
“neng,jueduineng!wokeshibishidiyi!”
zhongyuxiameishuoshenme,linzhegangmaihuilaidecai,zhuanshenjinruchufang。
zheishiyijiajiebianxiaoshuiguodian,mianjizhiyoushilaipingmi。
yuanbenjiuhenxiaodedianmian,yingshengshengbeizhongyuxiagechuyigejinnenganfangyizhangshuangcengchuangdexiaojian。
zheizhangshuangcengchuang,zhongdexingshuishangceng,jiejiehetananyoulimingpengshuixiaceng。
dianmianhoumianhaiyouyigexiaochufanghexishoujian,sanrenpingshichizhudouzaizheili。
chufanglichuanchuyizhentanxisheng!
“jie,nizenmele?”zhongdexingwenshengzoujinqu,jianzhongyuxiashenqingluomo。
“dexing,nibuyaozaikaogongwuyuanle,haoma?zanmeiguanxi,kaobushangde!yiqian,nikaoshangdaxue,wobietiduogaoxing,yiwei,kurizidaotoule,womenjiakeyifanshenle。sheizhidao,nidaxuebiyehou……”
zhongyuxiahoulongfangfobeishenmedongxijikazhuside,zaiyeshuobuxiaqu,yanliyouleihuazaishanshuo。
“douwunianle!niyaokaodaoshenmeshihou?bierenxiangnizheigenianjidouchengjialiyele,keshini……”
“jie,nibuyaozheiyang!zheici,wobushibishidiyilema?zheimegaodebishifen,kendingnengshangde!”zhongdexingbizisuanliuliude,xinlishuobushangshenmeziwei。
zhongdiandaxuezhongwenxibiyehou,zhongdexingmeiyouquzhaogongzuo,ershizaijiejiekaideshuiguodianbangmangdaxiashou,ranhou,choukongkaogongwuyuan。
yuanyiwei,pingjiezijidenuli,yidingnengkaoshang。
naliliaodao,lianxusicikaogongshibai。
qianmianjicichengjiyehaibucuo,bushidierjiushidisan,kedaolemianshihuanjie,tazongbeishuaxialai。
zheicibishinalediyi,tafeichangzixin,yidingnengkaoshang。
“qianmianjici,niyeshizheimeshuo,keshi……”zhongyuxiataiqixiuzi,caleyixiayanjing,zhanqishenzi,henrenzhendikanzhezhongdexing。
“dexing,zheigongwuyuan,zanmenkaobushangde!yaobu,niquzhaogepumianmaishuiguoba?maishuiguo,xinkushixinkuledian,danshi,haohaogan,haishinengzhuandaoqiande!”
“jie,jiuzheici!zheiciruguozaikaobushang,wojiumaishuiguo!”
kandaozhongyuxiatoushangyoulebaifa,zhongdexingxinliruzhencibannanshou。
fumushentibuhao,youmeiwenhua,genbenmeinenglizhengqian。
gaozhonghedaxuedoushijiejieqizaomoheizhichita,taqianjiejiedeshizaitaiduo!
zheiciyaoshizaikaobushang,tazhenbudasuanzaikaole。
douershiliusuidedananrenle,bunengzailianleijiejie。
“haoba!”zhongyuxiaqingqingditanxi。
jiranzhongdexingbusixin,neijiurangtazaipengzuihouyicibiba!
“苹果真甜!”
zheishi,waimianchuanlaiyigecanglaodeshengyin。
“jie,jiuzheimeshuodingle!”
zhongdexingcongchufangchulai,yigeshenchuanbaisechenshan、huibaisekuzidelaotouzhengzhanzaishuiguotanqian,shoushangnazhegepingguo,dakoudakoudikenzhe。
douhaimeifuqianni,jiuchishangle?
这简直了!
“laobobo,ninyaomaipingguoma?wukuaiqianyijin!”
zhongdexingzixikanlaotou,faxianlaotoumuguangyoudiandaizhi。
“bumai,maishenmeshuiguo!”haimeidengzhongdexinghuiguoshen,laotouyougunongdao,“bumaishuiguo,wolainizheierganshenme?”
“ninyaoduoshao?”zhongdexingzhaileyigehongsededaizi,dijilaotou。
laotoumeizuoda,jianlejigepingguofangjindaizili,ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou。
“ai,ninhaimeifuqianni!”
tingshuoguochibawangcande,meixiangdao,jingranhaiyouchibawangshuiguode!
zhongdexingzhengyaozhuichuqu,turan,laotoujiaoxiabeiyixiaoshitoubanleyixia,putongyisheng,shuaidaozaidishang。
jigepingguosanluozaidishang。
“ai,wodejiao!”laotouzuozaidishang,wuzheyoujiao,mianlutongkuzhise。
“ninmeishiba?meiqian,ningenwoshuo!jigepingguoyoumeiduoshaoqian,ninzhiyuma?”
zhongdexingguoqujianglaorenfuqi,ranhou,wanshenjiansanluozaidishangdepingguo。
jiuzaizheishi,yizhangzhitiaoconglaorendoulipiaoluoxialai。
zhongdexingjianqizhitiaoyikan,shangmianxiezheyijuhua:“cilaorenhuanyoulaonianchidaizheng,wangkandaozhebangmangsonghuilai,huozhedadianhua!”
zheijuhuadexiafangliuyoudizhiheyigedianhuahaoma。
原来是个老年痴呆!
zhongdexingmochushoujibodashangmiandedianhua,dalejicidoumeidatong。
zhenghaozheihuiermeishi,jiashangzhitiaoshangdedizhijiuzaifujin,zhongdexingbianqishangdiandongche,jianglaorensonghuiqu。
……
“xiaozhao,nibangwozhaozhao!youxiaoxi,nijiwodadianhua!”
“shi,yushuji!”dianhuaneitou,zhaoxingqiangbigongbijingdidadao。
gualedianhua,yuxinranxizhangdeliumeizhouchengleyituan。
muqinqushimeiduojiu,fuqindagaiyinweisinianguodudelelaonianchidaizheng!
fumujiutazheimegenver,tabunengdiuxiafuqinbuguan,yushi,gancuijiangfuqinyedaileguolai。
gangdaodahongxian,henduozhunbeigongzuodouhaimeizuo,tashenzhidouhaimeilaidejigenzuzhidayishengzhaohu,fuqinjiuzoushile。
ruodadedahongxianxiancheng,shangnaerzhaofuqinqu?
“人哪儿去了?”
“这可怎么办?”
yuxinranzaishafashangzuoxiameiduojiu,youqishenzaiketinglijiaojididuolaiduoqu。
“xiaozhao,zenmeyang,youxiaoximei?”yuxinranyoubotonglesijidedianhua。
“haimei!yushuji,yaobu,ninranggonganjuneibianduopaijigerenzhaozhao?”xiaozhaotiyidao。
“haoba!”yuxinranganggualedianhua,yizhenqiaomenshengxiangqi。
“yourenzaijiama?nimenjiadelaoren,wojinimensonghuilaile!”menwai,zhongdexingdashenghandao。
ruguolaorenjialimeiren,tazhinengjianglaorendaihuidaodianli。
buran,fangrenlaorendaochuzoudong,tajiarenzhaobuzhe,bietiyouduojinzhanghejiaojile!
wuli,tingshuoyourenbafuqinsonghuilai,yuxinranxuanzhedexinyixiazidiaohuiduzili。
fuqinshitazuidadeqiangua,shitadejingshenzhizhu,yaoshichushenmewenti,tanalihaiyouxinqingkaizhangongzuo?
yuxinranzoudaomenkoubamendakai。
fuqinguoranzhanzaimenkou,jiangfuqinsonghuilaideshiyimingnianqingshuaiqidexiaohuo。
“ba!”kandaofuqin,yuxinranbiziyisuan,youleiyongdechongdong,“ninshangnaerqule?”
ziconghuanshanglaonianchidaizheng,laotouziyijingrenbuderenle。
napamianduizijinver,tayemianwubiaoqing,chenjinzaizijideshijiezhong。
“pingguohentian!”laotouzishuo。