第1章 笔试第一

“jie,bishichengjichulaile,wokaolediyiming!”

zhongdexingnazheshoujizaizhongyuxiamianqianhuanglehuang,yilianxingfenjinger,yourudangniankaoqudaxue。

“shima?”zhongyuxiakanleyiyanshoujipingmu,henmianqiangdijichuyisixiaorong,xiaoxinyiyidiwendao,“zheici……yinggainengkaoshangba?”

“neng,jueduineng!wokeshibishidiyi!”

zhongyuxiameishuoshenme,linzhegangmaihuilaidecai,zhuanshenjinruchufang。

zheishiyijiajiebianxiaoshuiguodian,mianjizhiyoushilaipingmi。

yuanbenjiuhenxiaodedianmian,yingshengshengbeizhongyuxiagechuyigejinnenganfangyizhangshuangcengchuangdexiaojian。

zheizhangshuangcengchuang,zhongdexingshuishangceng,jiejiehetananyoulimingpengshuixiaceng。

dianmianhoumianhaiyouyigexiaochufanghexishoujian,sanrenpingshichizhudouzaizheili。

chufanglichuanchuyizhentanxisheng!

“jie,nizenmele?”zhongdexingwenshengzoujinqu,jianzhongyuxiashenqingluomo。

“dexing,nibuyaozaikaogongwuyuanle,haoma?zanmeiguanxi,kaobushangde!yiqian,nikaoshangdaxue,wobietiduogaoxing,yiwei,kurizidaotoule,womenjiakeyifanshenle。sheizhidao,nidaxuebiyehou……”

zhongyuxiahoulongfangfobeishenmedongxijikazhuside,zaiyeshuobuxiaqu,yanliyouleihuazaishanshuo。

“douwunianle!niyaokaodaoshenmeshihou?bierenxiangnizheigenianjidouchengjialiyele,keshini……”

“jie,nibuyaozheiyang!zheici,wobushibishidiyilema?zheimegaodebishifen,kendingnengshangde!”zhongdexingbizisuanliuliude,xinlishuobushangshenmeziwei。

zhongdiandaxuezhongwenxibiyehou,zhongdexingmeiyouquzhaogongzuo,ershizaijiejiekaideshuiguodianbangmangdaxiashou,ranhou,choukongkaogongwuyuan。

yuanyiwei,pingjiezijidenuli,yidingnengkaoshang。

naliliaodao,lianxusicikaogongshibai。

qianmianjicichengjiyehaibucuo,bushidierjiushidisan,kedaolemianshihuanjie,tazongbeishuaxialai。

zheicibishinalediyi,tafeichangzixin,yidingnengkaoshang。

“qianmianjici,niyeshizheimeshuo,keshi……”zhongyuxiataiqixiuzi,caleyixiayanjing,zhanqishenzi,henrenzhendikanzhezhongdexing。

“dexing,zheigongwuyuan,zanmenkaobushangde!yaobu,niquzhaogepumianmaishuiguoba?maishuiguo,xinkushixinkuledian,danshi,haohaogan,haishinengzhuandaoqiande!”

“jie,jiuzheici!zheiciruguozaikaobushang,wojiumaishuiguo!”

kandaozhongyuxiatoushangyoulebaifa,zhongdexingxinliruzhencibannanshou。

fumushentibuhao,youmeiwenhua,genbenmeinenglizhengqian。

gaozhonghedaxuedoushijiejieqizaomoheizhichita,taqianjiejiedeshizaitaiduo!

zheiciyaoshizaikaobushang,tazhenbudasuanzaikaole。

douershiliusuidedananrenle,bunengzailianleijiejie。

“haoba!”zhongyuxiaqingqingditanxi。

jiranzhongdexingbusixin,neijiurangtazaipengzuihouyicibiba!

“苹果真甜!”

zheishi,waimianchuanlaiyigecanglaodeshengyin。

“jie,jiuzheimeshuodingle!”

zhongdexingcongchufangchulai,yigeshenchuanbaisechenshan、huibaisekuzidelaotouzhengzhanzaishuiguotanqian,shoushangnazhegepingguo,dakoudakoudikenzhe。

douhaimeifuqianni,jiuchishangle?

这简直了!

“laobobo,ninyaomaipingguoma?wukuaiqianyijin!”

zhongdexingzixikanlaotou,faxianlaotoumuguangyoudiandaizhi。

“bumai,maishenmeshuiguo!”haimeidengzhongdexinghuiguoshen,laotouyougunongdao,“bumaishuiguo,wolainizheierganshenme?”

“ninyaoduoshao?”zhongdexingzhaileyigehongsededaizi,dijilaotou。

laotoumeizuoda,jianlejigepingguofangjindaizili,ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou。

“ai,ninhaimeifuqianni!”

tingshuoguochibawangcande,meixiangdao,jingranhaiyouchibawangshuiguode!

zhongdexingzhengyaozhuichuqu,turan,laotoujiaoxiabeiyixiaoshitoubanleyixia,putongyisheng,shuaidaozaidishang。

jigepingguosanluozaidishang。

“ai,wodejiao!”laotouzuozaidishang,wuzheyoujiao,mianlutongkuzhise。

“ninmeishiba?meiqian,ningenwoshuo!jigepingguoyoumeiduoshaoqian,ninzhiyuma?”

zhongdexingguoqujianglaorenfuqi,ranhou,wanshenjiansanluozaidishangdepingguo。

jiuzaizheishi,yizhangzhitiaoconglaorendoulipiaoluoxialai。

zhongdexingjianqizhitiaoyikan,shangmianxiezheyijuhua:“cilaorenhuanyoulaonianchidaizheng,wangkandaozhebangmangsonghuilai,huozhedadianhua!”

zheijuhuadexiafangliuyoudizhiheyigedianhuahaoma。

原来是个老年痴呆!

zhongdexingmochushoujibodashangmiandedianhua,dalejicidoumeidatong。

zhenghaozheihuiermeishi,jiashangzhitiaoshangdedizhijiuzaifujin,zhongdexingbianqishangdiandongche,jianglaorensonghuiqu。

……

“xiaozhao,nibangwozhaozhao!youxiaoxi,nijiwodadianhua!”

“shi,yushuji!”dianhuaneitou,zhaoxingqiangbigongbijingdidadao。

gualedianhua,yuxinranxizhangdeliumeizhouchengleyituan。

muqinqushimeiduojiu,fuqindagaiyinweisinianguodudelelaonianchidaizheng!

fumujiutazheimegenver,tabunengdiuxiafuqinbuguan,yushi,gancuijiangfuqinyedaileguolai。

gangdaodahongxian,henduozhunbeigongzuodouhaimeizuo,tashenzhidouhaimeilaidejigenzuzhidayishengzhaohu,fuqinjiuzoushile。

ruodadedahongxianxiancheng,shangnaerzhaofuqinqu?

“人哪儿去了?”

“这可怎么办?”

yuxinranzaishafashangzuoxiameiduojiu,youqishenzaiketinglijiaojididuolaiduoqu。

“xiaozhao,zenmeyang,youxiaoximei?”yuxinranyoubotonglesijidedianhua。

“haimei!yushuji,yaobu,ninranggonganjuneibianduopaijigerenzhaozhao?”xiaozhaotiyidao。

“haoba!”yuxinranganggualedianhua,yizhenqiaomenshengxiangqi。

“yourenzaijiama?nimenjiadelaoren,wojinimensonghuilaile!”menwai,zhongdexingdashenghandao。

ruguolaorenjialimeiren,tazhinengjianglaorendaihuidaodianli。

buran,fangrenlaorendaochuzoudong,tajiarenzhaobuzhe,bietiyouduojinzhanghejiaojile!

wuli,tingshuoyourenbafuqinsonghuilai,yuxinranxuanzhedexinyixiazidiaohuiduzili。

fuqinshitazuidadeqiangua,shitadejingshenzhizhu,yaoshichushenmewenti,tanalihaiyouxinqingkaizhangongzuo?

yuxinranzoudaomenkoubamendakai。

fuqinguoranzhanzaimenkou,jiangfuqinsonghuilaideshiyimingnianqingshuaiqidexiaohuo。

“ba!”kandaofuqin,yuxinranbiziyisuan,youleiyongdechongdong,“ninshangnaerqule?”

ziconghuanshanglaonianchidaizheng,laotouziyijingrenbuderenle。

napamianduizijinver,tayemianwubiaoqing,chenjinzaizijideshijiezhong。

“pingguohentian!”laotouzishuo。