第2章 麻烦精(1990字)

jingdelinzhongniaoersusuqifei。

hedetahuangmangyouduohuidaoguancailimian,yishuangheibaifenmingdemouzijingtidekanzhesizhou,ziyanziyudao:“nandaozhidaowomeisi,haipaileshashouguolaile?”

xiayimiao,tajiuzhidaozijixiangduole,yinweitatingdaolebuyuanchudecaoconglimian,chuanlaileyizhenxixisuosuodeshengyin,tajingdemeixinyitiao,kandaopangbianyoudaomurenliuxiadeyibafenglibishou,bianzhuaruleshouzhong,xiaoxinyiyidemaozheyaozouleguoqu!

yefenghanliang,chuiqitayuanbenjiudanbodeyiqun,rangtarenbuzhuyachidazhan!

qianbiandekucaobeiyalexiaqu,sihuyouyigerenzhengtangzaineili!

“shenmeren?”yefengwanraoshizaidanda,zaizheimuyuanlimian,yeshixinjingdanzhan!

meiyourenhuiyingta,danshiyigunongliedexuexingqiquepiaolechulai,xundetaxiayishidezhoulezhoudaimei。

shoushangle?youlezheigerenzhi,tajiusongleyikouqi,kanlaishiren,bushigui…..

tacengguoqu,kandaoyourenzhengpazaicaoconglimian,yidingbudong!

yuanlaishigesirena!tafangsongdepaileyixiaxiongkou,zhijuedezijidexinzanghaoxiangtiaodongdeyouxiekuaile,erqie,haiganshoudao,yizhongmomingdeyuwangzaishentilimianyouzou!

tatianletianyouxiefahongdezuichun,wangleyixianeigefuzaineiliyijiuyidongbudongderen,haoqidedaliangzhe!

mengranyidaojifengxilai,tahaimeiyoufanyingguolai,yibafenglidezhangjianjiugezailetahoujian,tamangjuqishuangshouhandao:“woshigeluren!woshigeluren!”

nanrenyinlengdemousongtadelianshangsaoguo,bochunqingqi:“luren?”

“shia!shia!”yefengwanxiaojizhuomibandelianliandiantou,bingxiaoxinyiyidedaliangzheyanqiandenanzi,zhijiantayishenheiseyexingyi,meimujunlang,wuguanyourudiaoke,dangzhenshiyimeibuzhebukoudemeinanzia!ruoshizaipingchang,dingranhuirangyefengwanhaohaodeyyyixia,danshi,cike,nanziyandideshayi,rangtameiyourenhedefeifenzhixiang!

nanzihenhendedengletayiyan,zaisanquedingtadequeshiduizijiwuhaideshihou,mengdefangxialezhangjian,hanshengdao:“gun!”

yefengwantouyebuhuidejiushoujiaobingyongdepazoule,danshixiayimiao,tayoupalehuilai,yanmoukelianxixidekanzhemoshengnanzidao“wohaoxiangshigunbule!”

nanzisaotayiyan,zhijianqingcaowufengzidong,zhouweimimandeqianglieshaqichaozhelianggerenxijuanerlai!

“henhao!zheimekuaijiuzhuishanglaile!”nanrenlengxiaoyisheng!

yefengwanshangshangxiaxiadedaliangzhetashuodao:“shinidechoujiama?”

“nandaoshinide?”nanzibochunqingqi。

“wokemeizheimelihaidechoujia!kanyangzi,shixunlianyoududeshashouba?erqiehaibuzhiyige!”tazuozaitadeshenpang,baqiyikeqingcaofangzaizuilimianmanmandejujiaozhe。

nanzizheicairenzhendedaliangzheta,zhijiantadeyizhangxiaolianshang,manshichentu,zangxixide,quewusuntashenshangdelingdong,gengnannengkeguideshi,ruoshipingchangdenvzi,yudaozheizhongweixiandeqingkuang,zaoyijinghedehuarongshise,nalihainenggentazheiyanggentazuozaineilidandingliaotiande?

xiongqiandeshangkoutengtongxilai,rangtarenbuzhuwanleyao。

“nishoulezhongshangleba?”yefengwanxienizheta。

“yaoniguan?”nanzihenhendedengzheta。

“woyebuxiangguana!zhishi,woxianzaiyezoubule!zabanni?”yefengwantanxiyisheng。

nanzideyanmouchenning,saoleyiyansizhou,gancuibulita,duzizuozaineilidiaozheneixi!

“wei!woshuo,nidaoshixiangbanfaa!zanliangkexianzaishishuanzaiyigenshengshangdemazha!paobuleni,yebengbulewoa!”yefengwanjiaojidechezhenanrendeyixiushuodao。

nanrenhuoranzhengkaiyanmou,yandishanguoleyimojingguang,heleyefengwanyidatiao,danshitayiranjueqiangdemeiyouchehuizijidexiaoshou!

ditoukandaoleneizhixiaoshou,tajingqijidemeiyoujiangtayizhangpaifei,ershirenyoutachezhe!

“woshuoa,wozhendeshishoulenidelianlei!niqiaoqiao,yuanbenwocongguancailimianpachulai,nengzouchuqude!xianzaihao,waimianshashoubaowei,wanyiyijianshesiwo,woqibushiyoudezhongxinhuiguancailimianqule?”yefengwankaiqisuisuinianmoshi,yishuangheibaifenmingdedayanjing,xiangshanghaodeliulifeicuineiban!

“bizui!”nanrenhechitayisheng,anheideshuangmousuiyidesaoleyiyansizhou,zhijuedekongqidouranjinzhangleqilai,neixieshashouyijingzhuidaojinqianle!

yefengwanyeshiganjuedaole,tajibeimengdiyilin,zhenggerenyouruchonglexuedemengshou,jimindekanzhesizhou!

nanziweiweiyouxiejinge,tagangcaibuhaishiyifurenchuwuhaidexiaobaitumoyangma?zenmexianzaiquexiangshibianleyigerenneiban?tazixidedaliangzheyanqianzheigenvzi,zhijiantashenliangshouxiao,yifupolan,queyinyindejuedeyouyizhongliliangzaitadeshentilimianyouzou,rangrenwufahushi!

zheixiaonvren,henyouyisi!nangongyerenbuzhuxiangdao!

sihuchajuedaoletadedaliang,yefengwanhuitoudengtayiyan,bumandao:“zheixierenkedoushilaizhuishanide!”

“nikeyitao!”nangongyebochunqingqi。

yefengwanpiepiezui,tashikeyitao,danshineixierenjiuzaiwaimianshouzhe,yankanzhetawangwaizou,kendinghuihaobuyouyudejiangtayiqishale,yinweitamenhuirenweizijigentashitonghuo!zheinanren,yejiuzhangleyifuhaoyangmao,jianzhishirehuodemafanjing,rangrentouteng!

“woyaoshitao,yedexianshalezheixierenzaishuo!”tahuayinluoxia,renjiuchonglechuqu!

yinzangzaianchudeshashoujianyourenchonglechulai,bianyexianshenyutasidazaiyiqi,tadezhaoshuhenshiguiyi,rangneixieshashouchijingzhiyu,gengshiananzhenjing,duifangyuanbenshiyigexiaonvzi,chushouzhaoshijiurucidehenla,zhaozhaoluodeyaohai,tashouzhongdebishougengshifengliyichang,yibaputongdebishou,zaitadeshouli,jingshichenglesharendeliqi,daodaofenghou!shunjiandegongfu,neixieshashouyijingsileyiban!

nangongyechenningdeyandishanguoleyimojinge,zhishipianke,zheixiaonvrengongfutakanbuchulaili,danshiquezhendeshijiweilihai!rangtazheigeguanchangsharende,yekandedanzhanxinjing!

turan!yimingshashoudezhangjianxidaoleyefengwandehounao,tazhenggenrenchandou,wuxiafenshen,yankanzheneizhangjianjiuyaojiangtadehounaocichuan!

“xiaoxin!”nangongyerenbuzhujiheyisheng。