第1章 强上谪仙公子

“gongzi,woshidiyici,meishenmejingyan,tingshuohuiyoudianteng,nirenyiren,jiuyixiaxia,henkuaijiuhaole。”

yunshuqianmengdisikainanrenfuzadewaipao,duizheshenxiazheidaizhemianju,querengjiunanyanxianzijuesedenanren,shenchuletademozhua。

xiashensiliebandetengtong,rangyunshuqianxianshoudeshenzimengdizhanlezhan,tahenhendeyaojinleyaguan。

tafashi,yidingyaobaneigexiayaodegoudongxisuishiwanduan!

tayunshuqianbenshitangtangershiyishijiyidushijiazhangmenren,pingzhejingrendetianfuheguoyingdeyishu,chuangzaoleyigeyouyigeyixueqiji,beichengweiershiyishijideyixuetiancai!

raner,wanwanmeiliaodao,tayunshuqianmeiyousizaizijidegangweishang,quezaipaozaodeshihoubuxiaoxinjiaodiyihua,nisizaileyugangli!

死的实在憋屈!

huoxushilaotiandoukanbuxiaqu,yunshuqianzaicizhengkaiyan,jiufaxianzijishenchuyigepomiaoli,yishenguzhuang,tachuanyuele!

zhishitachuanyueguolaideqingkuangshizaishiburongleguan。

tabeirenxiale**,hunshenwuli,zhouweihaiyouyiqunweisuodeqigaicuozheshou,manliandebuhuaihaoyi。

haozaiyunshuqianzaixiandaideshihou,weileqiangshenjiantiteyibailemingjiaxuewu,duifujigeqigaihaisuanyourenyouyu。

zhishiyouyushijiancangcu,tazhaobudaocaoyaolaitizijijie‘du’,zhinengxueyihuilanluqiangjiedetufei。

putongtufeijiecai,tajiese!

rongjingnumudengzhemianqianzheigemengmiannv!liu!mang!

jintianqiafengshiwu,shitadufaderizi,yaobushiyinweitaquanshensuanruanwuli,gongliquanwu,youzaoyuletaizidecisha,tazenmekenengyingoulifanchuan!

zheigesinvren,juranganduitalaiqiangde!tayidingyaojiangtalingchichusi,qiandaowangua,suishiwanduan!

yunshuqianmozhenanrendexiongdaji,yibianmianqiangdidongzheshenzi,yibianchengshouzhenanrenchirendezhuoredengshi,shengyinhuisedao:“wozhidaoninanshou,qishiwoyehennanshoude。”

“fangxin,wobuhuibaishuinide,wohuijinibaochoude。”

shuowan,yunshuqianganshoudaotineideyaoxingjianjiansanqu,tamengdicongnanrenshenshangfanlexialai,tasuishouliaoqiqunbai,sixiayikuaibubo,yaoposhouzhizaishangmiantutuxiexieqilai。

“nideshentihenxu,yinggaishidaniangtailidaichulaidetaidusuozhi,meiyueshiwushidufaderizi。”

“nibunengkaikoushuohua,yeshichangniandusuduijisuozhi,qishinibingbushitianshengdeyaba。”

“zheishiwogenjunishentikaideyaofangzi,yirisanci,lianfuyigeyue,binengyaodaobingchu,zheiyangwomendezhangjiusuanliangqingle。”

gaisidenvren!niyoushenmezigegenbenwangsuanzhang!

rongjingdengzhemianqiandiediebuxiudejiaoqiaoshenying,henbudeqiasita。

huran,machewaimiansihuyouyizhencaozadejiaobushengchuanlai,yunshuqiandeerduomengdishuleqilai!

buhao!yourenzhaoguolaile!

“zhushangdemachezaineibian!kuai!baohuzhushang!”

buyuanchu,yiqundaidaoshiweijuzhehuoba,chaozhehualidemachekuangbenerlai。

yunshuqianxianxideshenbanerdouledou,suishoudiuxiayaofangzi,renzheshentidiyicidailaidebushi,maliudixiankailianzi,tiaochumache。

yikanjiuzhidaozheigejirounanlaitoubuxiao,takebuxiangbeitadeshouxiadaizhu,neiyanghuisidehennankan。

yunshuqianlianmangsuozaipangbiandecaocongli,pingzhuhuxi,nulijiangdizijidecunzaigan。

“zhushang,yanyijiujialaichi,haiqingzhushangzefa。”

yunshuqiantingzhe,naodaidouyaodale!

zheinanrenlaitouguoranbuxiao!buzhidaozaigudaiqiangshuilediweizunguidenanren,yaopanxingbu?

tingshuogudaidexingfahuayanghenduo,haibudaizhongyangde。

hualimachedelianzibeixianqileyijiao,gezhecaocong,yunshuqianzhijuedeyidaorudaozibanbinglengdemuguang,“sousousou”disheguolai,yunshuqianmengdidalegeduosuo。

gaibuhuishibeifaxianleba?

haozaigangcaiweilefangzhinanrenfankang,yunshuqianzaitashenshangzhalezhen,yishibanhuiertaxingdongbunengzizhu。jiusuanshifaxianleta,yebunengzuoshenme,zhinengrenyouyiqunshiweihusongzhetaliqu。

zhidaorenxiaoshibujianzhihou,yunshuqiancaipaizhexiongfuzouchulai。

takanzhemacheyuanqudefangxiang,zhangshuyikouqi:“yabameinan,womendezhangjiusuanliangqingle,zanmenhouhuiwuqi。”