第1章 穿越成废物

beimingdalu,dongjinguoxibianchui,duanyabian。

yueyuanzhiye,lengjidekongqizhong,touchuxiexusushayucanbao。

啪!

痛!

yizhentongchumanyanquanshen,sizhifangfobeiguanrushuiyinban,dongyixiabiantengtongbuzhi。

shaonvzhoushen,weiraolejigewudasancudeheiyiren,kanshangquqiongxiongjie。

“丑八怪,醒醒!”

qizhongyigeheiyirenwangshaonvshenshangchuailejijiao,quemeiyoudedaohuiying。

“zheichoubaguai,weimianyetaibujingdale,buhuijiuzheimesileba?”

“xiaojieshuole,batayanjingwachulai,shetouheerduogediao,diuxiaquweiyaoshou!”

shua——chuyuyigeyongbingdebenneng,moqinggetingjianbingrenchuqiaodeshengyin,shunjianzhengkaiyanjing,shensuidemouzili,duoleyisiyinlengshixue。

砰!

谁敢伤她?

shunjian,taqishenlingliyijiaotifeileweixieerlaidebingren,lianrendaijianchuaifeilechuqu。

xiayimiao,shouwanquerutongtuoleliyiban,shibushangshenmeliqi。

tadeshoujinjingranbeitiaoduanle?

zenmehuishi?tashiershiwushijijinpaiyongbing,yidushuangjue,qiejingtongwuqi,gangganghaizaifguozhixingrenwu,weilejiutongban,bushenbeimaizaidishangdezhadanzhazhong,fenshensuigu,suoyizheishina?tazheishiyouhuolema?

“choubaguai,woshaleni!”ganggangbeitachuaizhongdeheiyirencongdishangpaqilai,yaoyaqiechidijuzhedaokanlai。

“就凭你?”

moqinggemouseyileng,qingtaishou,shouwanzhongdeyinbaishouzhuoyishanshuo,shunjianfeichujizhiduzhenchuqu。

tashouwanzhongdexuanwenzhuo,shiyibajueshishenqi,keyibianhuanyibaiduozhongwuqixingtai,kexitaxianzaishoujinduanle,zhinengyongyonganqi。

chi——“a……”duzhenzhengzhongheiyirenxinkou,yingshengdaodi,koutuheisexueye。

“zheigefeiwu,jingranhaiganfanji?”

“杀了他!”

shengxiasangeheiyirenjuzhebingren,yingmianerlai。

“zixunsilu!”moqinggechunjiaoweigou,gouqiyimoyaonielengliedexiexiao。

peng——haimeidengtamendedaojiankandaoren,moqinggedeshenxinghuazuoyidaocanying,chuansuozaiheiyirenzhizhong,yijiaoyige,linglichuaifeilechuqu。

pengpengpeng——“aiyo!”

lianggeheiyirenhaowuxuanniandifeilechuqu,xintouzhongleyigenduzhen,zhengzhongyaohai,shunjianbiming。

shengxiadeneigeheiyirenjianshi,tuidouruanle,zhuanshenxiangyaolikai,moqinggedeshouzhuoshunjianhuazuoyibalinglidebishou,jiazaiheiyirenbozishang。

“sheipainilaide?shuo!”

yanluobandeshengyin,fangfoxiayimiaojiukeyisongtarudiyule。

“ni……ni……a!”

moqinggeyijiaocaizaiheiyirendeshouzhishang,erpanchuanlaigutousuilie,“kaca”zuoxiangdeshengyin,bansuizheheiyirencanliedejiaosheng。

“zaibushuo,wojiufeileni,rangnixiabanbeizidanggetaijian!”

qinglengdeshengyin,daizhexiexutiaoxinsusha,lingrenxinshengdanzhan。

shuowan,tayoujiazhonglejiaoshangdelidao,caidegengzhongle!

“啊……!”

“woshuo,woshuo。”neiheiyirentengdewuguandouchouchuqilaile,lianlianqiurao,zhanzhanjingjingdishuodao,“shi……shisanxiaojie……paiwolaijiaoxunni,xian、jianhousha!”

sanxiaojieshishei?tayoushishei?

naohaizhongdunshiyizhenchoutong,yiguyuanbenbushuyutadejiyi,dunshiyongleshanglai。

moqingge,anpinghoufuerxiaojie,yeshianpinghouzhengshidenver,nianjinshisuishijiuyishijiuxingxuanshi,fengguangwuxian,shenzhihaibeizhihunjiletaizi,guyunjing。

raner,zheigebenzaiyunduandetianzhijiaonv,yinianqianjingmaiqueturandusai,xiuweiquanfei。

congneiyihou,moqinggejiubiandefengfengdiandian,xingweicubi、pifuyouhei,qielianshanghaiduoleliangdaozhengningdebahen。

raner,tasihaobuzaiyizijichouloudewaimao,sedanbaotiandiyizhijiuchantaizidianxia,napacicibeitaiziyane!

废物,丑女!

开什么玩笑?

erneiheipangzikouzhongdesanxiaojie,zeshianpinghousanfangdenver,moqinge,rongmaomeili,xinchangdaidu。

zicongdafangfurensile,sanfangshoujinchongai,yeyuelaiyuexiaozhang,tamenbuganzhijieduiyoupingqizhiweideerfangzhijiedongshou,yiner,jiangsuoyoudeqidousazaimoqinggezheigesuoweide“dinv”shenshang。

zheiyici,shenzhibianbenjiali,guyijimoqinggexiayao,rangtaqusaoraotaizi,ranhoujiekoujiangtabanglailuanzanggang,luangundasizhihoupaoshihuangyeweigou!

呵,可真够狠毒!

“er……erxiaojie,nikeyifanglewolema?”neiheiyirenxiaoxinyiyiwenlezheimeyiju。

“去死吧!”

moqinggeyijiaojiangheiyirenchuaifanlechuqu,taishou“sou”difangchuliangzhiduzhen,ciruheiyirenshuangmu。

“a!”dunshi,heiyirenwuzhezijiliuxuebuzhideshuangmu,mandidagun,yibianchuyanmanmadao,“choubaguai,nibudehaosi!”

“聒噪!”

youshiyimeiduzhenpaochu,ciruheiyirenxintou,jitalailegetongkuai,shunjianbiming。

tayanlierduoli,conglaidoujianbudezangdongxi,sheiyaoshirangtaxinlibushufu,jiushisiluyitiao!

shudi,erpanturanchuanlaiyizhenyiyangdedongjing,pingjiemoqinggeminruideganzhili,takeyiduanding,yourenlaile。

erqiezheijiaobushengchenweneryouhunhou,renbushao,qiebutaihaoduifu。

zhishao,taxianzaizheigeshenzigu,shimeibanfaduifude!

“放箭!”

conglinzhong,chuanlaiyizhenlenghesheng,shashijianwanjianqifa。

sousousou——moqinggejiaojianqingdiandimian,qingyingdeshenzizaikongzhongyoudang,linglishanguoneimimimamadejian,buduanhoutui。

gaisi,zenmehaiyoumaifu?

taxianzaishoujinjuduan,fouze,dingyaojiangzheixiegoudanbaotianderenquanshale!

sou——yidaolinglidejianyingmianerlai,tawanghouyiduoshan,huaxianweiyi,neijianzhilinglicaguotajiantou,yaoraodexianxueliutangerchu。

ertayeyinweizheiyiduoshan,shentishiquzhongxin,shizudiexialeshenhoudexuanya。

moqinggezhigujinquan,fengruidemouzishanguoyisishayi,yisibuganxin。

dengzhe,zhiyaorangtahuozhehuilai,tayidingshaguangzheixieren,haiyousuoyoujitachiruderen,tayigeyebuhuifangguo!

peng——shentibuduanxiazhui,xiangshishunjianhuapoleyidaowuxingdejiejie,xiayimiao,ta“putong”yisheng,luoruwenquanzhongqule。

wenquanhuzhong,yipianyinyun,yanwuliaoraobuduan,wanruxianjing。

shunjian,tazhuangzaiyigenanzishenshang,youyuguanxing,tashuangshourutongbazhuayuyiban,jinjinhuanzhunanzixianxideyaoshen,chunzhenghaotieshanglenanzidebingchun。

妈呀,果男!

zhengkaiyanjing,yuese,sazainanzijingzhijuelundelianshang,gengtianjixuqinglengchuchen,bingchunhaochi、furuoningzhi,shenzipaozaiwenquanzhong,yinyuenengkanjiantaxingganbaixidesuogu。

boruchanyidejiemaozhangzhangqiaoqiaode,weihe,meiderangrenxinsui。

还是个妖孽果男!

moqinggerenbuzhushenshou,qingqingnielenietaxingganeryoulidefuji,buyoude“zeze”yisheng。

zheimeirenshencaizhenhao,zhishizhoushenbinglengdekepa!

shudi,nanzizhengkaiyanjing,shensuidemomouli,queluchulengmoshaludeqixi,wanrudiyuyanluo。

neishiyizhong,weixiandeqixi。