“hai！dajiahaoa！woshinimendebaobaoe~jintianyaodaidajiakanxieshengzhilvdediyitian！”
renbaobaozheigeziliankuangjingranzaicheshangkaizhibo，haibaneigaisidebuguangdengduizhelaoniangdelian。zhenxiangbatadeshoujirengchuchuangwai。
“aiya，dajiakan，zheishiwomenbande'shenminvhai'qianxiaojiu！tachaojikude！”
taguzuoqinmidiaijinqianxiaojiu，xiangshuixundetajihuzhixi。qianxiaojiuyanediwangchuangbiannuolenuo，kaolvzheyaobuyaojitayiquan。
“滚开，别拍我。”
“womenzhengzaitaolunxiaoyuanbalingni！xiaojiu，ninengbunengfenxiangyixianidekanfa？nikendingyouhenduojingyanba？”
renbaobaodeyuqiqingkuai，danneishuangyanjinglishanshuozhede，fenmingshikanhaoxideguangmang。
qianxiaojiuzhidaotashenmeyisi。yitadeteshuwaibiaohegupixingge，congxiaodaoda，beibalingjihushijiachangbianfan。
qianxiaojiuchenmolepianke，naohaizhongturanshanguoxitongdehua：“bangzhutarenqingxing，huoquqingxingzhi。”
huoxu...zheishigejihui？
“行啊，我说说。”
renbaobaomingxianlengleyixia，sihumeiliaodaoqianxiaojiuhuitongyi。tahenkuaidiaozhengbiaoqing，zaicijichuneizhongzuozuodexiaorong。
“wa！taihaole！dajiakuaikan，pingshichaojigaolengdeqianxiaojiuyaofayanla！kuaigaosudajia，beibalingshishenmeganjue？”
tazhishizheneigeciyandejingtou，buduobushan。duoniandejinglijiaohuitayijianshi：tuisuozhihuihuanlaigengduodeqiling。
tahuanhuantaiqitou，rangshabufugaidezuoyanwanquanzhanxianzaijingtouqian，zuijiaogouqiyimojinhutiaoxindelengxiao。
弹幕震惊：
“weishenmezuoyanbaoshabu？shiyiyanma？”
“shabumeihaoku，yikanjiushiyougushidezhujiaolian。”
“tagaibuhuishixialeba？kelian...”
......
“qishi，woxiangshuodeshi，balingbuzhishifashengzaixiaoyuanli。”qianxiaojiudeshengyinqingxierjianding。
“takeyifashengzairenhedifang，renheshijian，biruzaiyiliangxingshidedabacheshang，yigehaowufangbeidezhibozhong。”
renbaobaodebiaoqingshunjianjiangying，xiangshibeidangtoujiaoleyipenlengshui。
qianxiaojiuzhenglileyixiasilu，jinruzhengti，takanzheneixiegundongdedanmu，ganshoudaoyizhongqitedeliliang，zheizhongganjue，youdianxiang...zhangkong。
“shibaofangdewenti，wangwangshiyuanyutamenchengzhangdeturang。”
“ng......huoxuzaitamenjiali，fumuzongshiyongquantoushuohua；huoxutamenjuede，qifuruoxiaoshiyizhongshishang。”
“jiuzheiyang，tamenzaiqianyimohuazhongbeitonghuahehoutianxidele，chengleqilingdehuashen。”
qianxiaojiudeyudiaozhonghunhezhelijieyufengci，bijinglijiebudaibiaoyuanliang。
renbaobaowanquanwangjiletashizhubodejiaose，dengdayanjingrenzhentingzhe，jiuliantanongzhuangxiademiankongyeluchulesikaodeshenqing。
“zongzhi，xuehuailebei。”
qianxiaojiujiandanzongjielexia，daizheyisibuyichajuedechaofeng，zuijiaoweiweishangyang。
弹幕爆发：
“zheimeizitaiqingxingleba！”
“**，shuodewodoukaishifansizijile。”
“tashixinlixidexueshengma？taizhuanyele。”
“shabumeidenaozibimouxiexinlizixunshidouqingchu。”
“zheiduanhuawoyaoshouzang，taiyoudaolile。”
......
“jiexialaishuobeinvefang。xiamiangaonengyujinga！”qianxiaojiudayufangzhen。
“beinvefang，shuobuhaotingdian，nidiemayangnizheimeda，nibeiqifule，duideqishei?”
tadeshengyindourantigao，daizheyizhongjihucankudeqingxing。renbaobaodengdayanjing，xianranmeiliaodaoqianxiaojiuhuirucizhibai。zhouweidetongxuemenyeanjingxialai，beizheifanhuazhenzhule。
“diyicideshanghainibudikang，niguaiyoudiercishanghai？goubuyaobaoziquyaoshitou？kenengma？”
tadezuijiaogouqiyisilengxiao，yanshenzhongshanshuozhenanyichajuedetongkuyujianren。
"wojianguotaiduoren，beiqifulejiuduozaijiaoluoliku，zhiwangyouyingxionglaijiu。xingxingba，meiyouyingxiong，zhiyouniziji。"
zhibojiandanmufengkuanggundong：
“**，好扎心！”
“tashuodeduia，weishenmewomenzongshidengbierenlaijiu”
“zheimezhijiedema？danhaoyoudaoli。”
“ganjuebeimale，danyouwufafanbo。”
“shabumeishuodetaiduile，beiqifujiuyaofanji！”
......
“nimenkanwodeyanjing，juedewoshigeguaiwu，duiba？”
taqingqingchupengzuoyanshangdeshabu，shengyinturanrouhexialai。
“wushumopagundahou，wozhidaoleyijianshi，ruguozheishijiebawodangguaiwu，neiwojiuzuozuikepadeneigeguaiwu。”
“suoyijizhu：yaomezugouqiangdadaowurenganqi，yaomezugoucongmingdaowurennengqi。biezhiwangtongqing。”
“zuihousongnimenyijuhua：shoushangbukepa，kepadeshishouleshanghaiwangxiangzhezheishijiehuixintengni。”
zhibojiandedanmuyishunjianbaozhale，gezhongzhenjing、zantong、fansideyanlunputiangaidi。
yourentalengxue，yourenshuotashuochuletamenbuganshuodezhenxiang，gengduodeshiyizhongbeiqiangxing"qingxing"houdezhenhan。
“renjianqingxingxitongtishi：jiancedaochenggongyindaoduorenqingxing，huodeqingxingzhi+1010”
“！！！”**a......
“shide。nideyanlunzaishejiaomeitishangbingdushichuanbo，jiezhimuqianyiyouchaoguo5000renguankan，qizhong203rendadaogaoduqingxingzhuangtai。”
“xitongpandingweiquntiqifashijian，jiyuteshujiangli。”
直播他娘的厉害啊！
tahaimeilaidejixiaohuazheigejingrendexiaoxi，shijieturanqingxiele。
“咣！”
dabachemengdiyihuang，qianxiaojiudeshentibeishuaixiangyice。cierdechachesheng、luntaiyudimianmocadejianxiao、jinshuniuqudeaiming——zheiyiqierucishuxi，rucikebu。
操！梦境是真的！
qianxiaojiudechaojiganguanlikequanmianjihuo。
tadeshijuebuzhuodaojiashishifangxiangpanshikongdeshunjian，tingjuebuzhuodaodipanduanliedeshengyin，xiujuechajuedaochachepianguoredeqiwei。zheibushiqiaohe，zheishiyujian。
dabachehuanmanerbukezudangdicefan，fangfofangmanlededianyinghuamian。
tongxuemendejianjiaoshengzaitaerzhongbiandeniuqueryaoyuan
“xiaojiu！niganshenme？gaolaoshishuoleyaodeng——”
“denggepi！chehuibaozha！”
tameishijianjieshile，youjiaomengdichuaixiangyijingguiliedechechuang，boliyingshengersui。
fenglidesuipianhuashangletadetui，dantajihuganjuebudaotengtong，shenshangxiansuzaixueguanzhongbenteng。
qianxiaojiuzhanzaicefandedabachewai，fengchuitadefasi，daizheshanjianzhiwudeqingxiang，yejiazazhecibideqiyouwei。
zheiyiqierucizhenshi，queyourutongmengyandezhongxian。
tuishangdeshangkou**laditeng，xueyeshunzhexiaotuiwanyanerxia，dantajihuganjuebudaotengtong——shenshangxiansuhechaoqiangganguanrangtadezhuyiliwanquanjizhongzaiyanqiandeweijishang。
"cao，buhuizhendeyaobaozhaba..."
tadishengzhouma，turanyishidaoyigeguanjianwenti：zaimengzhong，congcheliangcefandaobaozha，shiyouyiduanshijiande。yexu...yexuhaiyoujihui。
“xitong，nizaima？nenggaosuwozheicheshenmeshihouhuibaozhama？”
qianxiaojiuzaixinzhongjiqiediwendao，muguangrengransuodingzaineibuduankuodadeqiyoushuiwashang。
“genjudangqianxielousulv、yinqingwendujihuanjingtiaojianfenxi，yujibaozhashijianwei9fen47miaohou，wucha±15miao。”
“kao，jiangjinshifenzhong？”
tamiqiyanjing，zaicikanxiangneiliangqingfudedaba。cheneiyouershiduogetongxue，haiyouneigetaoyandegaofeilaoshi。
tamenbushishenmehaodongxi，tebieshirenbaobaoneizhongbiaomianguangxiandexuweinvren。dan...rangtamenjiuzheimesiqu？
cao，qianxiaojiu，nifenglema？gangcaizijitaomingtaodeduoshuang，xianzaixiangshenmeni？
tazaixinzhongzhengzhazhe，yaojinyaguan。
mengjingzhongdecanzhuangfuxianzaiyanqian——liehuo，jianjiao，shaojiaoderouti...neishitataobileershinianderuodian：tamadeliangxinzuosui。
“suzhu，qingzhuyi，ruguochenggongjiuchuqitachengke，jianghuodedaliangqingxingzhijiangli。”
xitongbinglengdeshengyinturandaduanletadesixu。
“给我倒计时！”