第1章 穿到荒岛,参加综艺

“bushiba,tasile?”

“好像没呼吸了!”

“bujiushibeisheyaoleyikouma,zhensile?!”

“jiemuluzhidiyitianjiuchurenming,zheikezenmeban!”

……

qieqiesiyudeshengyinchuanlai,suyangyangmengdizhengkaiyan,dakouchuanxi!

suijilengzhule,shixiansaoguozhouweideren,zhanglezhangzui。

这是哪儿?

tayuanbenshidayannvdi,daizheqianjunwanmashajindijunzhong,jieguobeirenyijianshezhongmeixin,linsidoumeiyoumingmu。

yizhuanyan,shijiejiubianle,naozilihaiduochulewushuqiqiguaiguaidejiyi。

suyangyangbizheyanjingxiaohualeyixia,haoburongyicaijieshoulexianshi:tajieshihaihunle。

bingqiezheiliyijingbushiyuanlaideshijie,zheigeshentidezhurenshiyigemaiyide,zheilirencheng“mingxing”,zhibuguoshishibaxian,gentatongming,yejiaozuosuyangyang。cike,zheiyuanzhubeijimeitoutoubaoleming,zhengzaicanjia《mingxingmendehuangdao2》zongyizhibojiemu!

zheizongyicaiyongzhibodexingshi,xiaoxiyifangchuqu,biangouqiledazhongdexingqu,yuanyinzhiyouyige:zheidangzongyi,shiqianleshengsiyuede!shengsibugu!

yidanbeirengjinzheigehuangdao,bianmianlingezhongshengcuntiaozhan,dushechongyi,diyijishizhendechulerenming,suoyiyuanbenanlilaishuo,dierjibaomingderenyinggaibijiaoshaocaidui,danfanerbidiyijiyaogengduole。

shouxian,jiangpindeshezhirangrenyanchan。

zaidaoshangdaigou30tian,keyizhijieqianyuetianhuayule,nadaojiangjinyiniandedingjiziyuan。

zheibirenhejiangjindouyaogengjiayouren。

gengyourendeshi,zheiyijijingranyouyingdibosilindecanjia。

yeshiyinweita,jiemuzubaozhengzheicihuizuohaoanquangongzuo,zheicaiyindekuangfenglangdiefenfenbaomingqianlai,cixingderenshuyaozuzuchaochuxiongxingsanbeibuzhi。

……

suyangyangxiaohualezheixiexinxizhihou,ditoujiukanjianlezijituishangdeshangkou。

是蛇毒。

haishihuashedeshedu,shuyuwuzhongsheleijuduzhiyi,zaidayanshifenchangjian。

zhishi……zheilisihubijiaowenrechaoshi,zenmehuichuxianhuashe?

suyangyangzhoumeitaiqiletou,zaicikanxiangzhouweirenbaihuahuadedatui,renbuzhupielepiezui。

真是世风日下。

zheiliderengegechuandexiangqingloujiziside,jianzhishiwurenshuangmu!

tagangyaoqishen,yigeshenyingbiandaizhenongnongdezhifenwei,zhijiepuxiangleta。

“yangyang,nimeishiba?wokuaidanxinsinile!”

jiaodididejiaziyinchuxian,shoubeiyeshunjianpanshangleyishuangdaizhehongseliangjiadeshou。

suyangyangdunshiwanghouyitui,zhijiechezhulairendetoufa,wangshibishangyiza!

砰!

“啊!”

尖叫声顿时响起。

“niganshenme!suyangyang!”

“kuaifangshou!nifenglema!”

suyangyanghuangruoweiwen,zhishidaliangqibeizijianzhuderen。

jiyizhong,zheirenshiyuanzhudeguimishenruoqing,yixiangxihuanzaijingtouqianheyuanzhushihao。

zheizhongguimiqingshendebaxi,yuanxiandesuyangyangkeshichidesiside。

dantashenweidayannvdi,shenmequanmouqingyameijianguo?shenmewanwanraoraodexinsimeiduifuguo?

zenmekenengbeizheidianzhangyanfapiandao。

“jizhu,zhen……wobuxihuanbeirenpeng。”suyangyangsongkaishou,shuoleyiju。

zhongrendoujuedezheisuyangyangshifanbingle。

buguosuyangyangchoufengyeshizhengchang,jingjigongsijitadingweidejiushiheihongluxian,jieguoheizheheizhe,jiuchediliangle,sihuopengbuhong。

bujinzuotianzuodi,lianjinruyulequandemude,douzhishizhuixingeryi。yaoshuozhuiyigeyejiusuanle,jingjigongsihainengxiechuyipian“zhuixingzhuidaozijichenglemingxing”delizhitonggao,ranersuyangyang,shitongshizhuileshibage。

shenruoqingchouchoudadakukaile:“yangyang,nizheishizenmele?niyaoshihaizaiyinweishangciboyingdijiwoqianmingdeshiqingshengqi,wo……”

zhongrendunwu——yuanlaizheishia!xinyanziyetaixiaoleba?!

“yaoburanjiushiniguaiwomeijinimaidaotgirldeyanchanghuimenpiaoshima?woaoyeqiangle,zhendeqiangbudaoa!”

众人倒吸一口凉气。

yizhidouzhidaosuyangyangbahu,meixiangdaozheimeguofen!suyangyangheshenruoqingtongshuyigenvtuanlidechengyuan,zheiyijingsuanbalingleba?

daoyandunshijizhulishiyanse。

“kaizhibo,kuaidiankaizhibo!”

zhulishoudaoxiaoxi,limajiangzhibotiqiandakaile。

yuanbendiyitiandejiemuzhibozhishiboyixiejieshaohehuaxu,wanwanmeixiangdaohuituranchulezheimedadehaoxi!

yaozhidaosuyangyangjiushiliuliangbenshen,tazijishizhaoheitizhi,queyougemeimeisuling,shidanghongdexiaohuadan!

zheilianggexiaoguoyidiejia,meirenbuaikana!

弹幕瞬间涌入。

【shenmeqingkuang??tiqiankaishizhibole?!】

【ganentengnianshipin!zhongyuganlejianrenshia!】

【yilaijiuzheime**ma?】

【neibushisuyangyangma?zhenhuiqi,yidakaijiukanjianzheizhongzangdongxi!】

……

zheibian,shenruoqingyanmouyizhuan,yanleiyebiebuchulai,kuqianghaizaijixu:“wozhendebushiguyiyaohuainidehaoshide!shangcizaijiudianhuanfangjiandeshiqing,shiboyingdishuole,nibanyeqiaomen,shizaishidaraotashuimian,suoyiwocaigennihuande……”

众人:“!!!”

danmu:【???!!!】

【wotingjianleshenme???】

【惊天大瓜?!】

导演笑得合不拢嘴。

妥了啊!

resoutuole,shoushiyetuole!

guoran,suyangyangmeibaiqing!genghekuangtahaishishoulehaochucaibasuyangyangsaijinlaide,zheinengbukaixinma?zhuandafalea!

与此同时。

苏家。

“ba,ma,jiejieyoushangresoule。”sulingdingzheyishuangshuilinglingdexingrenyan,danyoudicuzheliuyemei。

“shenme?”suyaoguolengxialian。

sulingteyijiangzhiboshipinfangdaosuyaoguogenqian,haidiankaileresoucitiao,heranshi【#suyangyangjiemudaren】he【#suyangyangsaoraoboyingdi】lianggeresougaogaoguaqi。

苏耀国瞬间暴怒。

又来一次!

zheigeyuedoushangledijiciresoule!sujiadeliandoubeitadiuguangle!

zhibodanmuli,mayugengshinanting。

【tongyangshisujiaren,zenmehuiyangchulianggewanquanbutongdehaizi?】

【taikepale,xianggesishengfanside!】

【haidaren,zheikeyibaojingleba?jianyibaojingchuli!】

sulinggouchun,piaoliangdeyanjinglifanqilengguang。

dushemeinengyaositazheigeqinaidejiejie,zheikurizikejiuyaoduoshouyizhenle!

shenruoqingdekuqishenghaizaijixu。

yankanmayuyuyanyulie,yidaolenglengdesangyinzhourancongchuanshengtonglixiangleqilai。

“diaohuanfangjian?”suyangyanglengyankanzheshenruoqing。

“e,nishuoneishia。neibushinizhudongzhaowohuandema?”

huayinyiluo,shenruoqingkushengzhilezhi。

什么?

“nishuowoneilililiudaojin,nixianggentataolunjuben。”qinglengdeshengxianzaikongkuangdechangdigewaihongliang,“zhihounimendabanyehaidajia,zhuangqiangdeshengyinpengpengpengde,zhongjiandahuxiaojiao,shenmeteng,shenmegegeqingdian……”

“woneihuishuibuzhe,jiuqugenboyingdijiegeersai,suoyicaiqiaoletademen。”