第5章 上门女婿

夏日的夜总是喧嚷的。虫鸣、蛙叫,加上不安分的风声,让本就静不下来的叶晚萧,更加睡不着了。

yewanxiaoqiaozhechuanglingwaiyaoyedeshuying,zongjuedehuiyouyishuangkugaodeshou,suishipochuangerru,qiazhuzijidebozituoruwudishenyuan。

tayuexiangyuejuedehoubeiliangdefajin,gancuizhuanshenguoqu,buzaiqiaoneixiegemozhuayibandeshuzhi。

“darenshuilema?”qiaoyichenqiaoleqiaoyewanxiaodefangmen,budengzheyewanxiaohuiying,qiaoyichenyijingtuimenjinrule。

dekuiyewanxiaoyinweibaitianzhongmiyaodeguanxi,touyunchenchendehen,weizuoshuxijiutangxiale。buranshenmeyangdechunsedoubeitaqiaoganjingle。

yewanxiaozuoqishenlai,dayanqiaojianhuanleyishensuyideqiaoyichenjingranjunxiuqinglangbushao。mingmouhaochi,mianruyupan,buxiangshigebukuai,daoxiangshigeguanhuanjiadegongzige。

yishishishen,jingduokanlejiyan。

“bairiliqiaojiannishoushoushangle,wozheiliyoupingzuchuandejinchuangyao,haoyongdehen,jinisonglaiyiping。”qiaoyichenshuozhe,jiucongxiuzizhongnachuyihongsecipingfangdaozhuozishang。

yewanxiaoqiaoqiaozhuoshangdeciping,zaiqiaoqiaota,daoyouxiejingya。

tazenmexiangshituranbianlegerenni?zheibanturuqilaideguanxinshinaonayang?

“duile,woneibukuaifuxuyaosanliangyinzi。”qiaoyichenzhijieledangdeshuodao。

yewanxiaojieshe,gangxiangshuoxieganxiedehuaxianxiayigeziyeshuobuchukoule。

haiyiweitatediguolaisongyaode,meixiangdaoshilaiyaoqiande。

tacongyindaizilinachuwuliangyindingjileqiaoyichen,dao:“duodesuanshibuchang。”

补偿她吐了他一身。

qiaoyichenyiqiaojianyinding,lianshanglijiduimanletanfuxuncaidexiaorong。

taganjingliluodenaguoyinding,chuaidaohuaili,dao:“tianseyiwan,wobudaraodarenxiuxile。”

qiaoyichengangyaozhuanshenlikai,hudexiangdaoyijianshi。

“duiledaren,haoshichengshuang,wojiangzuchuanjiemiyaodeyejini,niruoshihaitouyunjiuzaixiliangxia,baozhengnimingrishenqingqishuang!”shuozhe,tayoutaochuxiaobaicipingjileyewanxiao。

zaiyewanxiaokanlai,tayinggaishinadaozijideyinliangguoyibuqu,caiyouliuxiayipingzuchuanmifang。

danzaiqiaojianqiaoyichenyizhichichibuzouhou,yewanxiaofanranxingwu,youcongyindaizilitaochuyidingyinzilai。

zheicibudengzhetafangdaozhuozishang,qiaoyichenshangqianjiuqiangzoule。

“darenguoranshimingbairen,shuxiajiubudaraoninlaoxiuxile。ruozaiyoushenmezhongmiyao,shoushangdeqingkuang,nindingyaozhaowo。wozheilihaiyouhaoxiepingyao。shenmezhongguzhongdu,anqisuoshang,guzhetanhuan,shuxiayedouyoubanfade……”

qiaozheqiaoyichenneifulangzhongmaiyaodemoyang,yewanxiaobudengtashuowanjiubaishoushiyitazou。

haojiahuo,liangxiaopingyaojiunazouzijishiliangyinding,zaiguoyihuizijiqiandaizilideyindingdingdoububao。

nadaoqiancaideqiaoyichenhenshizhiqudezhuanshenlikai。

chumenzhiqiantahaibuwangzaizhufuyewanxiaoyibian,“jideyidinglianxiwoe!”

yaobushicishideyewanxiaotouhaishihunhunchenchende,dingdangdagunzijiangtadachuqu。

qiaoyichenguanhaoyewanxiaodefangmen,lianshangdexiaorongzhujianxiaoshi,ruheiyaoshibandemingmou,lenglengdejiangsizhousaoshiyibian。

hudeyidaoheiyingcongyewanxiaofangdingshangxiaoshibujian。

qiaoyichenzaojiufaxianzheiguiguisuisuideheiying,yuanxiangzherangyeqingfengzheigexiaogenbanduojiazhuyi,meixinmeifeidetashuideleidabudong。

wunaizhidejiezhemaiyaodeyoutouzaiyewanxiaofangliduodailehuier,ruciduifangbujiuganqingjuwangdong,zheicaibaozhuleyewanxiaodeneikenaodai。

ruoshizheixiaonizidiyirishangrenhaiweidiaochachushenmejiuguale,yihougengwurenganlaicitangzheihunshuile。

buguorangqiaoyichenzheiyidanwu,jinwandaoshikeyishuigeanwenjuele。

xiarideqingchenliangdebipingshizaoxie。

yewanxiaokenengzhongmiyaodeguanxi,banyelitoutengyulie,xilexiqiaoyichendejieyao,shunjiantoubutengyanbuhua,tangxiajiushuileguoqu。

zheiyijuexinglai,yewanxiaozhijuedequanshiqingsong,laohudoukeyidasijizhi。

qiaoyichenzheisishibuxing,tadeyaodaoshijihaodedongxi。

yewanxiaoshenzhanjingu,zhengzhunbeilaitaojiachuande“yejiaquan”,hudefangmenbeirenchuaikai。

“大人!”

menwaidezhangdaqiaoliansebimenliyewanxiaodehaiyaonankan。

“you,youfaxianyijuwutounvshi!”

yewanxiaodejingheyanxiaoyunsan,meitoujianjiancujin,genzhezhangdaqiaochufaqianwanganfadi。

dengdaotamendaole,zhoubianzaoyiweishangbushaoren。dandouyinweipazhanlehuiqi,zhishiyuanguaneryi。

liumunianhewangtianfuliangrenzaoyijianchawanbi。jiudengzheyewanxiaolaile。

“daren,nvzibojingshangdeshangkoushiliqidaozhi。”wangtianfuyiqiaojianyewanxiao,limashangqianhuibao。

yewanxiaomeitoucudegengjinle。

利器!

talijixiangqilezhifuqianjin。danzaijianchahoufaxian,bingbushitongyixiongshousuowei。

wangtianfujianyewanxiaomeitoushaoweishuhuan,caidaoletadexiangfa。

“zheixiongshouhezhiqianneiliangjuwutounvshidexiongshouweitongyiren。zheinvziyeyoubeizaojianguodehenji。”

wangtianfuhuayingangluo,yiganshoudenanzijicongcongdipaoleguolai。

zaiqiaojianwutounvshishoushangdejinzhuozihou,shuangtuitanruanguidaozaidi,beiqiedekuhanqilai:“niangzi,niangzia,nizheizoule,rangwokezenmehuoa……”

beiqideshengyinyindezhouweirenlianlianyaotoutanxi。

“zheiliershuolaiyeshikelian。tajiayuanxianjiubufuyu。zijibenshenjiutiruoduobing,yougequetuidelaodie,haiyougexialeyandelaoniang。

laodiezaiwaikaojirenjiawaheshamanghuoshengji。kejirenjiawashaganhuoshijihuomaile,neirenjiayemeidepei,jiujilejimudi。

jialiyixiameilebiedeshouru,laoerzhidekaozhongdiguohuo。haoqiaobuqiaoneiniandahuolianshaolehaojihunongjiadedi,qizhongjiuyoulaoerde。

yanqiaozheerlaohezheixiayandelaoniangdeesi,daoshitianjiabuxianqi,shoulelaoerdangshangmennvxu。suishuozheitianshiweirenbiaohan,shuohuajiansuankebo,daoshijiqixiaoshun。

bujinjilaoerdiexiulemudi,haiyangsilexiayandelaoniang。

jiushiduilaoerdefeidajimazheishouweicenggaibian。buguozheixienianguoqule,liangrenyishixiguanyigeyuanda,yigeyuanai,riziguodedaoyesuandeshanglingrenxianmu。

kerujintianshisile,laoerzheiyihouderizi,ai……”

zhidaolierjiashidefurenzaiyipangdishengdejiaoshegen。

shengyinsuidi,yewanxiaodaoshitingdezhenqie。

“nishuozheishuolaiyeguai,tianshizhoushihaosidouzhaodeshangmennvxu。”

“ya,nizheiyishuohaizhenshizheiyang!nilinjuliushibuyezhaodeshangmennvxu,deganjingentashuoshuo,gaimingkebiechumenle!”

liangfurenshuowanhua,jicongcongzoule。

zheijigerendouzhaodeshangmennvxu?