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我是文曲星转世。
shangyishi，wojiluobangqicidezhouyiduleqiciyun，zhongyuzhutajinbangtiming。
tazuanzheluqutongzhishuxiewo，shuowanghoudinghuihaohaodaiwo。
woyiweitashinianzhewoqiniandefuchi。
kezaishoudaomingxiaoluqutongzhineitian，taquebawofansuozailengdongshi：
“xiaoxiaodougaosuwole，qishinishigesangmenxing，zhuanmenlaikewode。”
“yaobushiniciciduyundouchanzhewo，wozheizhongtiancaizaogaikaoshangle，shinituolewoqiniancaikensongbang！”
“nibushiwenquxingma？xianzaikunzaizheili，wodaoshiyaokankanninengbunengzijifeichuqu！”
wozailengdongshibeidongchengbingdiao。
zaizhengyan，huidaolezhouyidiqiciluobang，hongzheyanlaizhaowodeneitian。
我立刻摇头：
“nayoushenmewenquxingduyun，wozijichengjidouchadehen，nigaibuhuishadaoxinzheizhongchuanyanba？”
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shuowan，wolimaduanlewohezhouyizhijiandewuxingdeduyunsheng。
“jiangwen，nibiezheiyang，zhouyizhendehenxuyaonidebangmang。”
zhangxiaoxiaomanyandanyoudekanzheyipangdizhetoudezhouyi，zheicizhouyidezongchengjibudao300fen，lianyigezuilajidedazhuandoubaobushang。
erwo，weilejizhouyiduyun，yingshipeizhetafudule7ci。
jianwoyishengbuhang，zhouyihongzhedeyandiaoxialeyanlei，fangfoshoudaoletiandadeweiqu，
“xiaowen，wozhidaowozijimeiyong。”
“keshiwoyijinghennulile！”
“woyebuzhidaoweishenmehuizheiyang，nibuyaobuguanwo......”
kanzhemianqianxingxingzuotaideliangren，ruoshiqianshi，wokendingjiuxinruanle。
danshixianzai，wozhiganjuewodepifubiaomiankaishimaochubaiyan，yachiheshenquzhibuzhudedazhan，shentijianjianbiandejiangying。
那是我死时的感受。
huiyiqizheifentongku，wozhijienachuchengjidanpaidaozhuozishang，
“236！bizhouyihaishaoliangfen！”
“sheijiawenquxingkaozheifenshua？”
shijishangwokaoneimedifenquanshiyinweiwobakaoyunquandoudujilezhouyi，buguankaojuandadeduowanmei，fenshudoubuhuibizhouyigao。
wozhuantoukanzhezhengzaianweizhouyidezhangxiaoxiao，
“xiaoxiao，wojidenidangniandefenshukebudia！”
“adabiyeyoushanganyanjiushengle。”
“wokannicaishiwenquxingba！”
“yaobunibangbangzhouyi，womenzhaogedashibanidekaoyunfenjizhouyizenmeyang？”
zhangxiaoxiaodengzheyanjing，yishijianshuobuchuhua，wolimabiwenzhangxiaoxiao，
“zenmela？xiaoxiaonibuyuanyia？”
“xiaowen！xiaoxiaomeiyoulichangbangwo！”
zhouyibudongshengsedidangdaolezhangxiaoxiaomianqian，zhoumeikanzhewo，
“你是我女朋友。”
“woxiangkaoshanggehaodaxue，yeshiyinweiwoaini，xiangyaoheniyougeweilai。”
“yougehaowenpingcainengzhaodaohaogongzuo，womenyihoudeshenghuocaihuigengyoubaozhang。”
“niyebuxiangwoqusongwaimaiyangniba？”
kanzhezhouyiyiliandezhenzhi、duiwomendeweilaichongmanleqidaideyangzi，wobuyoudegantantadehaoyanji。
wohaijidejiuzaiwobeiguanjinlengdongshideqianyitian，wodaozhouyisushequzhaota，xiangyaohetayiqichafenshu。
jieguoquecongmenfengzhongkandaolezhouyihezhangxiaoxiao，tamenchishenluotidijiaochanzaiyiqi。
“zhouyi~niyuelaiyuemengle~”
“嗯~好爽！~”
yinyanhuiyucongmenfengzhongchuanchulai，wozhuanshenluohuangertao。
jintianzaihuixiangqizheigehuamian，woneitianfangfokandaozhangxiaoxiaodeweigushangyouyimojusederongmao。
dangshiwohaiyiweishishenmeqingqudaoju，zhonghuoyishirangwoxiangdaolelingwaiyizhongkenengxing......