第1章 穿成一个傻子

“wenchuci!nizheishazi,haibukuaibajiedudannachulai!”

wenruheyilianshayi,shouchihuobian,henhenchaozhedishangdeshaonvchouqu,tamianshangbiaoqingniuqu,yanzhongyouzhongdechengdeanguang,“niyiweisanjiejiesile,nijiukeyijiajibeiminggegema?”

yishanlanlvdeshaonvquansuozaidishang,shenshangxuehendaodao,beichoudaowuliduoshan。

xuruodaojibukewendeshengyin,congtaneiganlieshenxuedechunjianchuanchulai:“sijie……wo……meiyou……”

“meiyou!”wenruhelengxiaoyisheng,suijigaojuqibianzi,mengdichaozhewenchucizaicichouleguoqu,huosedeweiguangzaibianzishangyangyi,zaiqiheideyeligewaidexingmu。

tayongshanglehuoyuansu,zheishiyaowenchucisi!

yibianluoxia,wenchucifeilechuqu,yitouzhuangzaiyigequekoudehuapenshang。

benjiuyijingxuruodebuxingdewenchucichedimeiyouleshengxi。

xianxuemeiruhuapenzhizhong,dandandejibukechadeqiliushunzhewenchucietoudeshangkoujinrutadeshenti。

“shazi,buyaozhuangle。”

wenruhejianwenchucibudongle,yanfandizhoulezhoumei,yangqishouzhongbianzi,youhenhendichoulexiaqu。

zaibianziluoxiadeneiyike,yuanbenyijingmeiyouleshengjidewenchucituranzhengkaiyanjing,zhuazhulezhangbian。

温如荷傻了眼。

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shenweijiazhudefuqinshizong,muqinyouturanzhongdu,xiuweijinfei,ergezaiyichangbishizhongbeihuiledantian,jiuliantianfuchuzhongdeyuanzhuyezaituranzhijianbianchenglegeshazi。huodebiyitiaogoudouburu!

wenchuciyandishanshuozheruilideguangmang!

“shazifangshou!”wenruhexiguanxingdinuhouleyisheng。

wenchucizuijiaoweiwan,luchuleyimoyiweishenzhangdeqianxiao,“haoa!”

hualuo,jiujiantaxianshiyigeyongli,ranhoumengdisongshou,wenruhebeineililiangbidehoutuijingzhizhuangzaibinglengdelanganshang。

budengwenruheshuohua,jiujianwenchucishenxingyishanbidaolewenruhedemianqian,yibazhuaiguobianzi,duizhewenruhejiushiyidunmengchou。

wenruhewanquanmeiyouhaijizhili,jiulianduobidenenglidoumeiyou。

pikairouzhan,xianxuelinli,huoyuansuchujizhichu**ladetengtong。

buguopiankedegongfu,wenruhejiubeidadeyuntouzhuanxiang‘bunengzili’。

tayouxiefameng,“xiao**nigan……nijuranganshangwo……woyaoshaleni,woyaoshaleni……”

wenchuciyijiaocaizaiwenruhexinkou,manmanyadileshenzi,sixiaofeixiao,“jiupingni?yexiangyaoshawo?”

takeshiershiwushijiguwuxuanxueshijiadechuanren,jiusuanyizaochuanyuedaogeshazideshenshang,yebuhuibeigelianbianzidouwobuzhudexiaoyatouqifu。

wenruhedebuganzhoumayiranjixuzhe,wenchuciyijiaotileguoqu,wenruhedeshentigenzhefeilechuqu。

renhaiweiluodi,zuotuijiuyijingbeiwenchucishouzhongdebianzijichanzhule,mengdizhuaixiangyipang,jingshibaneiyimiannibaqiangdoujizhuangtale。

“huagege,qimeimeixianglaiyebushiguyide……”yigewenrouruannuodeshengyinturanxiangqi。