ruguobushiyouchengshurou，zheigechengjiatazaojiudaibuxiaqule！
buguosannianshijianguoqule，chengshuroubingmeiyouhelinfengtongfangguo，yexuwenrouxianshuzhishitadexinggeeryi，tabingmeiyoubalinfengdangchengzijidelaogong。
danjibianruci，tayeshizheigejialiduilinfengzuihaoderen。
xianzailinfengyouqianle，tazuixiangbazheigexiaoxigaosuderenjiushiyoumingwushidelaopochengshurou，haorangtagaoxinggaoxing，shunbianduizijiguamuxiangkan。
“什么事？”
chengshurouxiaozhehuiguotoukanxianglinfeng，jiezheshuodao：“gaibuhuishilinjiayuanyirennileba？linfeng，wozaojiushuoguole，niyoushimeishichangqulinjiakankan，shuobudingnatianniyeyexinqingyihaojiurangnirenzuguizongleni，zheiyangyilaiwomamayejiubuhuineimekanbuqini——”
chengshuroudehuahaimeishuowan，chengmeixiaqichongchongdenumajiucongketinglichuanlechulai。
“linfeng，nigezazhongsinaerqule！haibukuailaijiwoniejiao！”
tingdaozheihua，linfengxintoudunshijiuyongchuyiguzinuyi，chengshuroudeshenqingyeyoudianbutaihaokan。
liangrenyiqijinleketing，kandaozijimuqinzhenghejigeguimicuomajiang，chengshuroudangjijiushuodao：“ma，nishuohuanengbunengkeqidian，tahaodaishininvxu。zaishuolezheilihaiyouwairen，nijiubuparenjiaxiaohuame？”
chengmeixiabiyidekanleyiyanlinfeng，lengxiaozheshuodao：“nvxu？jiutahaohaoyisishuoshizanmenchengjiadenvxu？shurou，nihaishizaozaogentalihunsuanle，tajiuzhishigelinjiabuyaodewonangfeieryi……duile，wotingshuozheijitianjiangjiadedashaoyejingchangquzanmengongsizhaoni，shibushiyouzheihuishi？”
“没有。”
chengshuroulijiyaotou，lianseshifenxiane。
jiangjiadashaoyemingjiaojiangzecheng，zheijitiandequejingchangquchengjiadehuazhuangpingongsizhaota，erqiehaibutingdejiuchanta。
danshichengshuroufeichangbuxi，zheizhongzhangzhezijiyouqianyoujiashijiuxiaozhangbahudedashaoye，bushitaxihuandeleixing，tashenzhijuedejiangzechenghaibibushanglinfeng，zhishaolinfengshigeguaiguaitinghuadehaonanren。
“haishuomeiyouni，wodouzhidaole！shurou，nihaishiduohejiangshaoyeqinjinqinjin，yaoshiniliangzaiyiqile，zanmengongsijiuyoujiule……”
shuodaozheili，zhangmuniangchengmeixiadehuajiaranerzhi，shenqingyebiandeyouxieganga。
erlinfenggengshifennuwubi，tazheigeshangmennvxujiuzaizheilini，zhangmuniangjingrandangzhetademiansuoshizijinvergenbiedenanrenqinjin，zheibushidatadelianshiganshenme？
这也太过分了！
chengshuroudezhuyili，quezaibiededifang。
“ma，nizheihuashishenmeyisi？shenmezanmengongsiyoujiule？”
chengshuroumeitouzhouqi，lijizouguoquwendao。
ranerchengmeixiaquebuhuidata，fanerkanxianglinfengyiqizhishidehechi：“nihaizhanzaineilifadai？haibukuaigunguolaijiwoniejiao！”
qitasangemeifuyedouchaonongqilai：“nizhangmuniangjiaoyazilianglebantianle，jiudengnijitaniejiaoni，nihaibudongzuokuaidian？”
“ai，yaoshiwoyenengyougejiwoniejiaodenvxujiuhaole。”
“xianmua，chengjie，yaobubaninvxujiewoliangtian，rangwoyeshihuanshihuan？”
shuoba，zheisangemeifubiandashengchaoxiaoqilai，shengyinshineimedecier。
chengshuroudeliansegengnankanle，suirantayekanbuqilinfeng，ketaconglaimeiyouduitashuoguozheizhongkebodehua，gengbieshuodangzhewairendemianchaofengta，bijingtamingyishangshizijidelaogong。
ranerzhangmuniangchengmeixiaqueyiliandelisuodangran，lianshangmeiyouyidingdiandekuijiu。
zhengdangchengshurouxiangyaoweilinfengshuohuadeshihou，linfengquezhudongwangqianzouleyibu，fushizhezhangmuniangchengmeixialenglengdeshuodao：“chengfuren，nidejiaoairangsheiniejiurangsheiniequ，fanzhengwoyihoubuhuizaijininiejiaole。”
“什么！”
chengmeixiayixiazilengzhule，suihoujiumanliannurong。
“nigefeiwuzaishuoyibian！niyoubenshizaishuoyibianshishi！nixinbuxinwoxianzaijiurangwonverxiuleni，rangnilunluojietou！”
ranerlinfengyidiandoubuhaipa，erqiehaimiandaiweixiaodeshuo：“wodezhangmuniang，neinijiurangtaxiulewoba，buguowoheninverganqingshenzheni，takebuyidingtingnidehua。”
linfengshuowanzhihouhaiyongxixuedeyanshenkanzhechengmeixia，haosizaiduitafachuwushengdechaofeng。
程美霞都快抓狂了！
sannianlai，zheigexiaonanrenjiuxiangxiarensidebeigongquxidefushita，sihouta，jialishenmezanghuoleihuodourangtagan，keshixianzai，tajuranyaozaofan！
“fanlefanle，meitianlile！shurounitingjianlemei，zheijiushinidehaolaogong！meibenshimeinengli，piqihaizheimeda，zheizhongwonangfeiyangzheganma？haibukuaidiangentalihun！”
chengmeixiaqidexiongkouyiqiyifu，meiyandeliandoujiduniuqu，kanshangqushifenheren。
pangbianneisangemeifuyedouyongmieshidemuguangkanzhelinfeng，yigegelengyanlengyu，diediebuxiu。
“linfeng，nikannibazhangmuniangqichengshenmeyangerle？haibukuaidianjitapeilidaoqian？tayaoshizhendebanicongzheiliganchuqu，niyihoukaoshenmeshenghuo？”
“jiushi，yidianbenshidoumeiyoupiqihaizheimeda，meiyidianbishu！”
“zheizhongnanrenzuiwonangle，jiuzhidaochongnvrenfapiqi，youbenshiniquwaimianzhuanqiana！”
zheixielengchaorefeng，linglinfengdexinzhonggengjiafennule。
laopochengshurouyewunaidetanlekouqi，duilinfengshuodao：“linfeng，womadequeyoudianguofen，keniyebugaishuoneizhonghua，tabijingshizhangbeiya……nikuaidianjitadaogeqianba？nipeigebushi，ganggangdeshijiudangmeifashengguo。”
道歉？
道锤子歉！
laoziyoumeizuocuoshi，pingshenmedaoqian！
“laopo，congjinyihouwobuhuizaiduirenherendaoqian，yebuhuiduirenherendishengxiaqi，woheyiqianyijingbuyiyangle。”
linfengzhuantoukanxiangchengshurou，yigeziyigezideshuodao，shenqingshifenyansu。
chengshuroushenqingweiweiyouxiedaileng，tameiyouconglinfengdeshenshangkandaoyuyiwangrenhebutongzhichu，keshitaquedaxindiliganjuezheigenanrenbianle。
tameiyouyiqianneizhongbeigongquxidexiarenyangerle，xianzaidetazixincongrong，jiuxiangshidingtianlididenanzihanyiyang。
zheishenzhirangtayoudianxindong。
chengshuroulianmangbieguolianmeiyouzaikanlinfeng，yinweitapazijizaikanxiaquhuibuyouzizhudelianhong。
erzhangmuniangchengmeixiaqueduoduobirendezoudaolinfengmianqian，mamalieliedejiuyaochouzijinvxudeerguang！
danshitadeshouganggangluodaobankong，jiubeilinfengyibazhuazhushouwan！