第1章 给你生个大胖小子

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suhuashuodehao,kaoshanchishan、kaoshuichishui!

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“张小凡!”

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“你……**!”

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“jintianwojiaonidayu,niyihouruoshixuebuchenglaoshenxiandebenshi,jiudayuzhuanqianquwoba!wojinishenggedapangxiaozi!”

jinlongcundenvrenxingge**lade,shuohuabuxihuanzhezheyanyan。

zhangxiaofantinghoulengleyixia,“dayu?”