第一章天帅归来！
“nishihuaibaba，lelezaiyebuyaoxihuannile！”
“waimianneixiehuairenshuowoshigexiaoyezhong，shimamabuyaoliantoutouhenishengxiadeshazi，tamenhaihualanlemamadelian，yaobamamajinzhulong......”
“baba！zheilihaohei，lelehaohaipa，lelebuxiangchizheixielajile，ou！”
“lelehaonanshou，lele......zaiyejianbudaobabale......”
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“tianshuaiqinhao，zhanshenwushuang！”
“jikuijiuguodijun，chengweixijingbazhu！”
“wufengdaxiaguozhuzhiling，daisandajiangshangqianlai！”
fenghuotaishang，qinhaowozheshouji，zhoumeikanzheshizhe。
ciketaixiashiwanzhanshipingzhuhuxi，qiqidanxiguidi。
xijingzhanchang，haotiandianhengsaojiudalianjun！tianshuaichengjiuguwangjinlaidiyiren！
guozhuduitianshuaiwubizhongshi，zhanshigangding，daxiashizhejiudaolaijiajiang。
“yi，zengqinhaolaojiajinchengshinei，renyisantaobieshu！”
“er，zengwubaiyimeijin，yongyijiajiangqinhao，kaoshanghaotiandian！”
“san，fengqinhaoweidaxiadiyizhanwang，jiezhixijingbingma！”
yishunjian，xiangqishanbenghaixiaodehuanhusheng！jingtiandongdi！
shizhegongjingdexiaodao：“gongxitianshuai，ninchengweidaxiacefengdediyiweizhanwang，keweishishizhiminggui！”
keqinhaowozheshouji，zhoumeikanta：“zhangtao，niquedingzheidianhuashijiwode？leleshishei？”
zheibushitadeshouji，shizheishizhezhangtaode，zheijiahuoganglaijiudatongyigedianhua，bashoujijita。
zhangtaotingwanyileng：“lelejiushinindenverya！ninheliqinggeshengxiadenver！”
“zheiwuniantianshuaininbushiyizhizaizhaoqinggexiaojie？woteyibangninzhaodaole！”
“qishitabuxingli，shixingli，tahaimanzhesuoyouren，toutoushengxialenindenver！”
kanzheqinhaowojinshouji，taxiaowendao：“tianshuai，diyicijiandaolelexiaojie，ganjuezenmeyang？”
turan，dianhualichuanchuxiaonvhaidecanjiaosheng！
qinhaokanleyiyan，xueyongtouding，yanjingshunjianjiuhongle，yigukongbudeshaqihongdebaofa！
pingmuli，yigexiongsheneshadenanrenzhengnazheyigengenyinzhen，jurantongjinlexiaonvhaideshouzhili！
zhiyiyan，qinhaojiucongnvhaishenshangganshoudaoyigulaizixuemaideqinjingan！
tadunshiquexin，zheijiushitaqinhaodenver！
“woganjuezenmeyang？woxiangrangnisi！！”
秦皓震怒咆哮。
cike，tadenverjingbeirenyongyinzhenchamanshouzhi，diuzaigouquanlichizhushi！
简直，惨绝人寰！
电话里男人狞笑。
“haodadekouqi！nishiliqinggexinzhaodeyenanren？haishizheigexiaochushengdeqinshengfuqin？”
shuozhetayibazhuaqixiaonvhaidetoufa，jingjiangtahuohuotileqilai！
nvhaidetoupidoubeiboluo，xianxuefeijian！
“teng，lelehaoteng，qiuqiunibiedalelele，wuwu。”
“给老子安静点！”
nanrenzhoumei，zhijiejilenvhaiyibazhang，dadetawuyanyisheng，daozailedishang。
qinhaoyanjingdouhongle，yigukuangbaodeshaqicongshenshanghongranbaofa！
tashixuenuhou：“chusheng，niganzheiyangduiwonver？！”
nanrenyiting，hahakuangxiaoqilai。
“nizhendeshizheishazidediea？haha，nizheifeiwuzhongyuganmaotoule！”
“wunianqian，wojiashaoyejiugenliqinggejiexiahunyue，kewulunshaoyeduitaduohao，liqinggenei**douburangshaoyepengtayixia！”
“zhidaoyigeyueqian，shaoyezhongyufaxianliqinggedegouwo！”
“**jiushi**，juranganbeizheshaoyechugui，haishenglegeshazinver！”
nanrenxiexiaozhekanxiangqinhao。
“kexi，zanglewunian，haibushibeiwojiashaoyefaxianle！”
shuowan，tanaqigenzhenjiutongjinleqinlelebeishang。
qinleleshunjiancanjiaoyisheng：“teng！lelehaoteng！”
qinhaoxintouyouruhuoshan，gengshichedibaofa！
“zhushou！jiwozhushou！！”
kehuiyingtade，shinanrenzhuaqiyanyanyixideqinlele，herandiujinleshenhoudegouchangli！
neiyiqunkuangjiaodefenggouyanlitouzhexiongguang，koushuisijian，kuangpuxiangqinlele。