第1章
“tiwozaidayanwangchaohuoxiaqu，dannixuwanchengliangjianshi！”
“diyi，weiwofumubaochou，bingqieduohuizuchan！”
“dier，weiwojujialiugehou，yanxuxianghuo！”
“sannianweiqi，ruruoniwanbucheng，zuzhoushengxiao，bisiwuyi！”
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“我答应！”
juningmengdijingxing，congchuangshangzuoleqilai。
tamolemozijideshenshang，suijidengdashuangyan，jingchabuyi。
“我没死？”
tabenshitezhongbingxiaoduidejunyi，zaiyicifankongxingdongzhongdieluoxuanya，benyiweizijibisiwuyi。
kexianzaitaquejingqidefaxian，zijihaofawusun，shenzhilianyidianguzhedoumeiyou！
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“kanlai，shiyoulaoxiangjiulewo！”
jiehouyusheng，juninghenxiangganxiejiumingenren。
huanheleyihui，tazouchuwuzi。
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tuikaimumen，tamengdiyileng。
zhijianmianqian，heranshiyigeshaonvxianxi**，buzhecunlvdebeiying！
“啊！”
suizheshaonvdeyishengjianjiao，juningyeshimiansezhanghong，jimangzhuanshentuilechuqu。
这不成耍流氓了嘛！
jiuzaitazaiyuanzizhongaonaozhishi，naohaizhongfengkuangyongruyizhenjiyi。
“我竟然重生了！”
tazhongshengdaoleyige，huaxialishishangbingbucunzaidefengjianwangchaodayan，hetatongmingtongxingdebaijiazishenshang！
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“haizhenyouzhongsheng？”juningjingqibuyi。
随即，又很是无奈。
zhanlerenjiashenti，bangrenjiabaochoudaoshiwukehoufei。
kexianzaigaosuta，haideshenggehaizi？
youmeiyougaocuo，tahesheishengqu？
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简直堪称极品！
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xuchuneryouxieyiwai，zheigejiunangfandai，yehuihenvziditou？
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weileganxiechushengruside，bingqiezhansidejujialaoyezi，linzhandingxiahunyue，huiranglinshihuangzuhourenyujujialianyin。
zhikexixiandizisibufeng，zhihuoxialailinyunyigenver。
xiandiyingnianzaoshihou，linyunbuxiangweibei，yiguhuangyeyehefuhuangdeyiyuan。
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jiuzailinyunxiangzhedeshihou，juningfaxianleshenmeside，jianmeiyicu，yansudao：“nilaiyuelile？xiezituoxia，wobangnipaojiaoshizhen，huanjieyixia。”