womengdezhuantoukandaoshenhouderen，shiyigezhangxiangfeichangpiaoliangdenvren，nongzhuangyanmozhe，chuanshangyishendixiongzhuanggewaibaolu，woganmangbieguolelian。
非礼勿视！
“duibuqi！duibuqi！meiyouzhuangtengniba？”
nvrenkanzhewo，buzhidaoweishenmehuranchixiaoleyisheng，“tulaomao，diyitianjinchengba？chuandedoushishenmedongxi？”
tingdaotadehua，woyihuodekanlekanziji，hunshenchuandezhengzhengqiqi，meijuedeyoushenmebuduijinga。
“tugou，niyeshilaizheizhongdifangzhaokuaihuode？”
nvrentaitoukanxiawodeshenhou，neilizhengshiwoyaoqudedifang——hutaojiuba。
wozhoulezhoumei，buxiangdalizheiyangdenvren，zhangdebucuo，jiushizhangleyizhangzui。
“xiangnimenzheiyangdecunlirendiyicijincheng，bushiyinggaizhaoxiyuzhongxinma？laijiuba，wandeqima？”
woyizhidoumeiyoushuohua，kenengshinvrendezuijiuxiangjiguanpaoyiyangshuolenenduo，gengshiyidiandoumeiyoujiwoshuodejihui。
wojingjingdekanzheta，quezaizheigenvrendelianshangfaxianlexiexuyiwai！
tadelianshangliaoraozheyicengnongnongdeyinqi，zheigenvrenguangcongmianxiangshanglaikan，etoukuankuomingliang，zuichunbaomanyuanrun，yesuanshiyishengshunsuizhixiang，danshixianzaizheiyangdehaomianxiangquebeiyicengyinqijiliaoraozhule。
tianmingshishibadoudangzhongzuiweiteshudecunzai，zhitianmingyinguo，xiaolunhuiyinyang，wulunshisuanmingkanxianghaishidaguaquxie，douyaozhanshangyidian。
taiyebujinjiaohuilewotianmingshidebenshi，haijiaohuilewoqitajijiadebenshi，wozhidaotayeduiyuzheijijiadoushifeichangjingtongde，keshibuzhidaoweishenme，taiyejiushibukenjiaojiwo，zhishirangwoqianqiandelejieleyixie。
dangshidewoshangqiebuzhidao，ruoshiyaoxuehuizheixie，yaozaoshouzenyangdetongku。
言归正传。
wozhuanshenjiuyaozou，nvrendengshiyoulanzailewodemianqian，“dengdeng，womenhaiyouyibizhangmeisuanni！”
“什么账？”
“niganggangzhuanglewo，jiuxiangzheimeyizoulezhi？”
“woyijinggennidaoqianle，wobushiguyide。”wochengkendekanzheta，erqiewozhendezhishibuxiaoxinzhuangletayixia，lidaobingbuzhong。
“cunlilaidejiushicunlilaide，yidianguijudoubudong。”
nvrenxianqidao：“zheigeshi，meiyouyiwan，nijintianbiexiangzou！”
yitingtadehua，woxinzhongdunshiyouxieyunnu，zaixianzaiyiwankuaiqiankebushixiaoshu！
taiyeyibeizixingshanjide，zhuandaodeqiandabufendoujuanlechuqu，zhiliuxiayidianzugouwenbao。zuowomenzheixingdexieludetianjitaiduo，gengshirongyichufanwubisanque，weiyoujiangdelaideqiancaiquandoujuanchuqu，duoxingshanshiyulaotianhuandeyixianshengji。
chumendeshihouwozaixiaomuwulizhaolelaobantiandoumeiyouzhaodaojibaikuaiqian，gengbieshuoyiwanle，yiqianwodounabuchulai！
“我没有钱。”
suiranzhidaomianqianzheigenvrenshiguyiewo，danshiyewolikuizaixian，xianglexiangwoshuo：“yaoburanwojinisuanyiguaba，nikankanzheiyangxingbuxing，woguannimianxiang……”
“meiqianjiuxiangzaizheizhaoyaozhuangpianle？niyiweizheishizainimencunli，suibianshuoliangjujiuxianghuyouzhuwo？sishengun，meiqianhaizaizheizhuangdegenzhendeyiyang……”
我他妈……
wobuyuedekanzhemianqiandenvren，conglaimeijianguoshuohuazheiyangnantingdenvren。
kanleyiquanzhouweidoumeiyoushenmeren，wowangqianmianzouleliangbu，nvrenjingtidekanzhewo，meiyanjiandoushixianqizhise。
“tulaomao，nixiangganshenme？！”tahoutuiliangbujiuxiangshikanzheshenmewenyibingduyiyang，“niliwoyuandian！”
“nizuijinwanshangyinggaitiantianbeiemengjiuchanba？”woshuo：“nidetiantingliaoraozheyicengheiqi，shibushijingchangbanyeshuijuedeshihoushoujiaobingliang，jiugenbeiguiyachuangyiyang，zaiemengliruhedouxingbuguolai，zhiyoutianliangdeshihou……”
“hushuobadao！jianzhibukeliyu！”
wodehuahaimeiyoushuowan，nvrenjiujianjiaoleyisheng，zhengzhangjingzhideliandouniuquzaileyiqi，“genbenjiubuzhidaonizaishuoshenme！shenjingbing！”
womingxiandeganjuedaotadeshenqingzhongdailexiexuhuangzhang，danshiqueshenmedoubukentongwoshuo。
“gennizheizhongshenjingbingshuohuazhenshilangfeishijian！exin！”
talianlianmaleliangju，zhuanshenjiudengzhegaogenxielikai。
wowangzhetadebeiying，yiguheiqicongtadetoudingchushengtengerqi，xingchengleyizhangkebudeguilian，yanzhongmuguangyindudidingzhewo，sihushizaijinggaowobuyaoduoguanxianshi。
woxiaolexiao，bingmeiyoubeineizhangguilianhedao，zhuanshenjinlehutaojiuba。
zheigenvrenjiranbutingwodequangao，jiushuomingwomenzhijianmeiyouyuanfen，ruoshiqiangxingchashouyouweitianli，huizaodaobaoyingde。
zheihaishiwodiyicijinjiuba，yijinmenjiubeilimiandeqifenjihedaole，dengguanghunan，wuyanliuseleishedengzaitoudingshanshuozheguangmang，zhaoyingzaimeiyizhangnongzhuangyanmodelianshang。
yiqunnannannv。nvzhanzaiwuchizhizhongshuaizhenaodaigebo，jiurutongqunmoluanwuyiyang！
xiangshijiubazheizhongdifangchangnianbujianguang，zhaobudaoyouzangdongxixihuandaizaizheizhonghuanjingli。
kanzhemianqianwuyangyangdeyiduiren，wodunshiyouxieweinan，rijilishuolao。huhelaoyan，yetiqilezaihutaojiubajianmian，keshishijiandouguoqulezheimejiu，wogaishangnaliquzhaotamen？
huozheshuoyinggaizenmeyangdatingtamendexiansuo？
jiubadeliudongxinghenqiang，shenmeyangderendouyou，yexutamenzhishisuibianyueleyigedidianjianmian，genbenwucongwenqi。
wodaliangzhesizhoudehuanjing，zheisimianbafangheduiwuxingbagua，zhouweidebaishedoufangdeshifenyoujiangjiu，suirandoushizaibuqiyandedifang，danshiquezaiwuxingzhizhongzuchengleyigejucaizhen，erjiuzaiwomianqianyejiushishuyujiubazhongjiandeweizhizefangzheyigejudadepixiuxiang。
pixiuzheigedongxizhijinbuchu，zaipeihejucaizhenfa，caiyuangungunerlai。
shuomingzheigejiubadelaobanyeshigedongxingderen，muqianbujushifenqiaomiao，zhakanqilaizhishijiubaliputongdebaijian，shizeburan。
meiyigebuju，meiyibubaishe，yongxinyichang。
“ninhao，qingwenshiyaokaitaihaishikaika？”
wokanzhemianqiandefuwusheng，budanengmingbaitashuodeshishenmeyisi，xiaoshengshuodao：“woshilaidatingyigerende，buzhidaonimenzhibuzhidao。”
“您请说。”
“yigejiaowuyanderen，tashiwojiujiu，wohenjiudoumeiyoujiandaotamen，zhitingshuotazuihoulaidedifangshijiuba。”
“wuyan，tashiwomendianlidechangkea！”