“shiye，woxiangshiyishi!”
gujiujiangjieshourenwuzhihou，henshijiandingdeduizhesuyunnanshuodao。
tacongjiyizhonglejiedaole，zheipianshijiedexiangshengzhujianluomo，laitingderenshiyuelaiyueshaole。
zheirangtamengshengyigexiangfa……
jianglingyigeshijiedexiangsheng，daidaozheipianshijiezhonglai!
youlexitongdezhichi，taxiangzhongxinzhenxingzheipianshijiedexiangsheng!
sulaoxianshengjiangujiujiangrucimoyang，haosixiangqiledangnianzijikankedexiangshengzhilu。
他有些犹豫。
“shifu，rangwodaitashishiba，qiaozheixiaozitingjilingde，yinggaimeiwenti。”
yiweikanzhesanbailaijindepangzizhanlechulaishuodao。
tabianneiweibeihanlaidepenggen，mingweisunhefan。
neixieyoudianyidongdeshixiong、shishucishiyequandao。
“shia，shiyishiba，youhefandouzhe，chubuletaiduopilou。”
tamensuiranyuanyiranggujiujiangshangtai，danquehenmingxiandebiaodachuleduitadebuxinren。
ruobushiyousunhefanzai，tamenkongpayeyusuyunnanyiyang，jianjuebutongyi。
“行吧行吧!”
sulaoxianshengzuizhonghaishitongyile。
bijingshizaimeirenle，guhequndedankouyekuaiyaojiejinweisheng，meirenshangtaishuoxiangsheng，neixiegeguanzhongkejiuyaonaoqilaile。
“谢过师爷!”
gujiujiangwenyan，ziranshikaixinde。
dalibaozhongyouyifenxiaoyueyuedexiangshengjineng，yingfuxiaojuchangdangranmeishenmewenti。
“xingle，niliangduiduihuo，shijiankebuduole!”
sulaoxianshengwukenaihe，wangzheneizuijiuhanshuideyuhefan，taxiangshangqianchoushanglianggedazuibazi。
yaobushiyuhefanhejiuwuleshi，zhiyuzheimebeidongma?
liangangxuesannianxiangshengdeyanyuandouyaoshangchangle!
gujiujiangliangrenwenyan，lianmangzoudaoyigejiaoluo。
shangchangqianduiduihuoshibiyaode，buduihuojiurongyichuwutaishigu。
sunhefankanzhezijizheiweishizhi，buzhiweishenme，zongyouzhongkeyixinrendeganjue。
tazhangkouwendao:“jiujiang，nihuishahuo?laiyiduanchuantongdexingma?”
gangxuexiangshengde，yibanlaishuomeishachuangzuonengli，yejiuzhinengshuoshuoyixiechuantongdeduanzi。
yinci，sunhefanyebuqidaishenme，zijijinliangdouzhebianhao。
youlexiaoyueyuedexiangshengnenglihou，gujiujiangzirannengshuoshanghaojiduanchuantongxiangsheng。
danshitaquebingbudasuanzheiyang，chuantongxiangshengguranshijingcui，danquebingbushihenianqingrenting，zheiyeshixiangshengzhujianmeiluodeyigeyuanyin。
“shishu，woyouhuo，xiangshiyishi。”
gujiujiangyouyuleyihuierbianzheimeshuodao，weilegaibianxiangshengzheiyimeiluodejumian，shoudangqichongdebianshigaibiandajiaduiyuxiangshengdekanfa。
tamenrenweixiangshengshimenyishu，deyazhi，bunengsuqile，zheibianshiwentidesuozai。
gujiujiangyaozuodejiushi，rangxiangshengzuodaoyasugongshang。
“e?shenmehuo?”sunhefanqilexingzhi，lianmangwendao。
tadaoshiyouxiejingya，xiangkankanzheishizhidaodinengbunengjitayixiejingxi。
gujiujiangjiansunhefanqilexingzhi，ziranyeweiweiyixiao，erhoujianglingyigeshijie，jiaoweichengshudeyigezuopinquanpantuochu。
bushuobuyaojin，yishuokebazheisunhefanheleyitiao。
“jiujiang，nichuangzuonenglikeyia!”
tadengdayanjingshuodao，jingyazhiqingdoufuyubiaomianle。
顾九江嘿嘿一笑。
“shishuguojiangle……zankuaidianduiduihuoba。”
suishuozheibushitachuangzuochulaide，danshibeirenzheimekuajiang，tayehenshikaixin。
……
京都天桥相声大会。
yibaiyurenzuozaiqizhong，xiandeyouxiekuanchang。
guhequndankouxiangshengjiangdeneijiaoyigemailiqi，xiexunianlingpiandadeguanzhongledebuxing。
tamenshilele，danneixienianqingrenquebingbuganmao。
laoguweilejiangshijianchendezhangyixie，jiezouziranmanxialaile，suiranmailebushaoliqi，danneixienianqingguanzhonghaishihunhunyushui。
“shizaitaibukelele，haiburuqukantuokouxiuni!”yiweinianqingmaomeidenvhaishuodao。
tajiaochuxiaotong，shiyiweixiaowanghong。
jintianshipeizhezijialaorenguolaide，jiantaledegouqiang，zijiqueshiyouxiemomingqimiao。
shizaiwuqu，chuxiaotongnachuzijideshoujishualeqilai。
yutayiyangdenianqingrenbushao，daduoshibeizijialaorenzhuaguolaiganshouyixiayishudeqixi。
tamenyeyuchuxiaotongyiyang，jiangshoujinachulaiwanlewan。
laoguziranjiangzheixiexianxiangkanzaiyanli，suiranbuyingxiangtadeyanchu，danxinliquebaliangbaliangde。
zhaozheimexiaqu……zheimenyishu，pashiyaochedishichuange!
yanchuhaizaijixu，suiranxinlianglebushao，dantayededuideqiguanzhong，zheidankouxiangshengyingshichenglesanshilaifenzhong，zuihoushizaimeibanfale，zheicaijieshuxialetai。
“唉……”
laidaohoutai，laogushenshenditanlekouqi，kanzhehanshuideyuhefan，xinzhongwunai。
“kezhaodaorenle?”tawendao，nanmianyouxiejiqie。
zhishaohaideanpaiyiduanxiangsheng，taneiliangweitudicainengganlai。
sulaoxianshengdiandiantou，yeshipoyouxiewunai。
“renshizhaodaole，danshuobushuodehaojiushilelingwaiyihuishierle。”
henxianran，tayijiuduigujiujiangmeishenmexinxin。
guhequnquebuyiweiyi，kaikoudao:“nengzhaodaojiuzuihao，dizichadianmeishier，biejiangchangzizalejiuxing。”
sulaoxianshengwenyan，mianqiangdianlediantou，miansebuzijuedailexiexuningzhong。
“duile，haimeiwennimenzhaodeshisheini。”
laoguzheicaixiangqilai，ganmangwenlewenshenbianjiweitudi。
beiwendaodejiweidizimiansedaizhexiexuganga。
tamenyouyuleyihuier，zuihouhaishikailekou:“shininerzi……”
“shenme!!?”tingdaozheigexiaoxi，laoguyanjingdengdegentonglingneibanda。
taerzishenmeshuiping，tahaibuzhidaoma?
jiutaerzineiyang，guhequnshijuebutongyirangtashangtaide。
“nimenzenmehuishier!?ganjinbatazhaolai，kebierangtashangtaige!”
guhequnmengdezhanleqilai，likerangneixietudiquzhaogujiujiang。
raner，jiweitudihaimeidongshen，baomudeshengyinbiancongqianbianchuanlaile。
“xiamianqingxinshangxiangsheng《worenbule》，biaoyanzhegujiujiang、sunhefan。”
zheishengyinchuandaoguhequnerzhong，wanruoqingtianpiliyiban。
“wanle!wanleya!”tabiaoqinglveyouxiechouchu，“zheixiaojuchangkejiuyaozazaineixiaozideshoulile!”
guhequnjidelaihuiduobu，xiangzhebujiudefangfa。
“daodisheitiyide!zheixiaozishuodehaoxiangshengma?shifunizenmeyebulanzhedian。”takanzhezhongren，shizaiyouxieqinaodao。
“xinglexingle!niyebieji，youhefanzai，chubuledaluanzi，ruoshimeirenjiuchang，womenzheixiaojuchangcaiwanle!”
sulaoxianshengzhouzhemeitou，shuolejugongdaohua，suishuotabuxingujiujiang，danzheiyeshizaimeibanfale。
laoguwenyan，zhidaoshifuzheishikuaishengqile，yejiubikoubuyan，zijizaineibianganzheji。