jizuleguanzhongxiaodeshijianhou。
gujiujiangzaicikaikoudao:“maiwanleshuwojiuhuijia，luyuan，dezuogongjiaoche。”
“是得坐坐。”
“shanglegongjiaochewodourenbule!”gujiujiangluchushengqideyangzilai。
sunhefanpengdao:“youyoushenmeshia?”
“yihuiershanglaiyiweilaodaniang，liuqishisui，zoudaozhanzhanweiwei，zhandouzhanbuzhule!”
yishuoqizheige，gujiujiangjiuyouxiexintengdemoyang。
sunhefangankaidao:“suishudale。”
xintengdemoyanghaimeijianchiyihuier，youzhuanweileqifen，mianbubiaoqingchadianniudaoleyiqi!
“danshigongjiaocheshangmeiyourenrangzuo，nishuotaoyanbutaoyan!”
sunhefanyeshiyouxierenbuzhule，qidao:“zheixierendoushenmesuzhi!”
“jiushi，yaomeditouwanshouji，yaomejiazhuangshuijue。wodetianna!”
gujiujiangzuoshoufangzaizuishang，meitoujinzhou，yifunanyizhixindemoyang。
“hahaha，zheihaizibiaoqingtaidoule!”
guanzhongmenlehuaile，fenfenpengfudaxiao。
“咯咯咯咯咯!”
chuxiaotongyeshihahadaxiao，zheibuxiaobuyaojin，yixiaokebataishangdegujiujianghedaole。
he!zheiguniangxiaodezenmegenzhieyiyang?
gujiujiangchadianxiaochang，mangzhebiezhu，weichiganggangneifunanyizhixindebiaoqing，jixudao。
“qidewodoukuaizuobuzhuge!”
sunhefanyifumeifanyingguolaideyangzi，jiezhepengdao:“duile，qidetadou……”
shuodezhei，tamengdetingxia，shengyingaobadu，shuangmoudengdasitonglingyiban!
“he!qidenidouzuobuzhule!nizheishiyouzuoa!”
cihuayichu，baofudunshijiuxiangle，baofachubigangganggengjiahuankuaidexiaosheng。
“吁……”
guanzhongmenyibianguzhang，yibianfachuxusheng。
neixiemingweichuxiaotongdeguniang，cishigengshixiaodekuaifafengge。
neiyishengshengexiao，chadianrangtashuobuxiaqule!
gujiujiangbiezhe，yifuweiqudemoyang，huanhuandiantou，guoleyiliangmiao，youxiebuhaoyiside“ng”leyisheng。
“haojiahuoer!shenmerendouyou!”sunhefanpoweiwunai。
gujiujiangshouhuineifubiaoqing，heiheileleliangsheng，zaijixudao:“zheishihoujiuyouweisanshiduosuidedajieguolaile，tarangwoqilai!”
“rangniqia?”sunhefanpengdao。
“haojiahuoer，wodouzuoxialeyouneimerongyiqilaima?”
shuozhe，gujiujianghenshilisuodangran，yifutianlaodawolaoerdemoyang。
“qiaoqiaozheifudexing!”sunhefanhentiebuchenggangdao。
“wodangshijiushuole，nipingshenmerangwoqia?”
gujiujiangqiyanshenshixiaozhangdeshuozhe。
“duia，pingshenmea?”sunhefanjiechadao。
“neidajieshuole，jiupingzheishiwodezuo!”gujiujianglaleladagua。
“weishenmeya?youzhengjuma?”
“我是售票员!”
cihuayichu，youyoubushaorenxiaole。
“e!hezhenishizuoleshoupiaoyuanneierla!”
gujiujiangyoushibuhaoyiside“ng”leyisheng，biaoqingneijiaoyigejianxixi。
观众笑声不断。
“wozhanqishenhou，dajiejiurangdaniangzuoneierle。”
“nikankanrenjiadesuzhi!”
gujiujiangfanqibaiyan，chuilesunhefanyixia，dishengdaoleju:“taoyan!”
“哈哈哈!”
guanzhongmenhaosijiuaikangujiujiangdezheigujinger，tamenjuezhezheiduanxiangshenghaosibiqianbianshuodeneixieyaokeletaiduole。
meidengsunhefanjie，tayoujixukailekou。
“zhanzaigongjiaocheshang，wojiurenbulele!”
sunhefanfangfomoqingletaolu，manbuzaiyidao。
“这回又怎么了?”
“gongjiaocheshang，shenmerendouyou!”
“怎么说?”
“yourendadianhua，shengyintebieda!”
“这是不好。”
“haiyourendaierjitingge……wodetianna!”
“daierjitinggeyouzenmele?”
“tingjiutingba，guanjianshihaichangchulai!aiyou……neijiaoyigenantinga!”
shuozhe，gujiujiangzijibalazhezijidenaodai，yifuhentongkudemoyang。
“哈哈哈!”
guanzhongmenguzhang，suiranbushishenmebaofu，dangujiujiangneibiaoqingqueredebushaoguanzhongkaihuaidaxiao。
“zuolebangezhongtoudeshijian，wodaozhanle，jiuxiachele!”
“kebunengzuoguozhanle。”
“yixiachewojiurenbule!”gujiujiangyouqidao。
sunhefangandaowunai，dao:“xiachezenmerenbulea?”
gujiujiangwuguanniuzaiyiqi，youxieyaoyaqiechi。
“wokandaoyourenwangchewairengdongxi，nishuozheiduokeqi!”
“zaimalushangrengdongxikebudui!”sunhefanjieguohuacha，pengdao。
“niqiaoqiaozheixierenduotaoyan!qianliangtiandianshishangkeshuole，haojigehuanweigongrenyinweizheigeniangchengledahuo!”gujiujiangyuefashengqidao。
“是出事了。”
“nixinlinanbunanshou!biebubieniu!”
“是这种心情!”
“我忍不了!”
“你打算怎么办?”
“我抵制他们!”
“怎么抵制?”
“wokansheiwangchewaimianrengdongxi，jianqizheigedongxiwojiuzhuizhequ。”gujiujiangzuozhepaobudedongzuodao。
“nizhuiqichea!?”sunhefanshengyingaobadu。
“nga。”gujiujianghaibuzaiyidediantoudao。
sunhefanyilianzhenjing，dao:“zheiwanyiernizhuideshang?”
“qianbianyouhonglvdengjichekongzhizhulewa!niqiaoqiaonishenmenaodai!”gujiujiangzhizhesunhefan，zheihuidaotayifuhentiebuchenggangdemoyangle。
“e……yuanlaishizheiyanga!”sunhefanyemeizaiyi，yifuhuangrandawudeyangzi。
“wozhuishangqiche，papapadeqiaoboli!wodehetashuodaoshuodaoa!”
“是得教育教育。”
“nicaihoulaizenmezhe?”gujiujiangyifunanyizhixindemoyang。
“zenmezhe?”sunhefanpengdao。
“tadichulaiyikuaiqian!wodetianna!”
“huo!nanidangyaofandele!”
yipengyidou，changzizhakaile，guanzhongmenlekailehua!
neixiaoguniangyeledeshizaibuxing，nachushoujizaineilushipin。
“nishuozheixianghuama?houlaiwobayantoujitadijinqule，nicaizheihuizenmezhe?”
“怎么着?”
gujiujiangbiaoqingweiqudaolejidian。
“tadichulaishikuaiqian!”
“he!haishinanidangyaofandele!”
youleqianbiandepudian，zheihuiguanzhongmenledegengshenle，yanleidouxiaochulaile!
“这你忍得了吗?”
gujiujiangzaicishuodao，henqifendeyangzi。
“worenbule!”sunhefanyifentianying。
dan，gujiujiangzaizheilailegefanzhuan。
“worendele!”biaoqingluchuyisijiaoxiadexiaorong。
wenyan，sunhefanheleyitiao，yanjingweiweidengda，erhoukaikoudao:“nizenmerendele!?”
gujiujianghahadaxiaoyisheng，biaoqinglveweiweisuo。
“haha!woneitiankaozheige，zhengleyibaiduo!”
sunhefanjianci，renbuzhuyituigujiujiang，erhouxiaomadao:“woqunideba!”
liangrendaocijieshu，duizheguanzhongjuleyigong，erhoubianyaoxiataiqule。