第一章 穿越成马仔?

“wonima,zheishinanfengchao?”

“kao,jingranchenglefutoubangzhongdexiaomazi?”

“huashuobangzhuhaoxianghaishiyigeniangliniangqidejiahuo!”

yikehuaishuzhishang,linchenxiekaozaishuchashangxianglebantian,yewufajieshouchuanyuezheijianshi。

yuanbenzaijialishuijue,zhengyanjiuchuxianzailezheili,huanlesheiyegedehuang!

zaishuobierendoushichuanyuechengdiwangchengxiang,yihuoshishenmewangsungongzige,zijidaohao,chuanyuechengbangzhongxiaomazi?

haodaijigebangzhushuashuaweifengyexinga!

zuikeqideshi,leisileihuocainababaiwenyueqian,xiangquqing-louzhaoguniangtantanrenshenglixiangdoumeidiqi!

qunimadefutoubang,shenmejibawanyier!

suoxingdeshi,qianshiyesuanzhimingdaxuebiyedetianzhijiaozi,gaodianxiaofamingzhuandianyinzigenbenbuzaihuaxia。

不过……

linchenxiayishimolemokudang,lakaiyaodaiyiqiao,xinzhongbuyoulele。

“chenge,dasaoyouqing。”

zheishifanglizouchuyigemanlianhanhoudeqingnian,tajiaotuding,toushangmeimao。

bangzhongyouxiaodaoxiaoxichuanyan,zhisuoyiquzheimingshitalaodiewangzichengcai,xiwangtanenggouchengweidamingdingdingderenwu。

sheicengxiangchuanyanchenglexiyan,zheibu,gangmanershijiutudingle!

“来了。”

linchenxinzhonganxi,congshushangyiyueerxia。

genjuyuanzhudejiyi,neidasaobiyuexiuhua,zaoyibeitaqiaoleqiangjiao。

meiyuedechuyiheshiwu,bangzhujiuhuiqianwangsimiaoshaoxiangqifu,linchenzaizheitianbianhuiyudasaozihui。

yaozhidao,dasaoliuyiyishengdepiaoliang,weidaoshizu。

“tuding,niquchengximaifenjiaozi,yuqianzijinaquhuaxiao。”

linchentaochuyidiaoqianpaojituding。

congchengxiwangfanzenmeyedeyigeduoshichen,dengtahuilai,shazishidouyongwanle。

“嫂子,有何事?”

linchenjinleliuyiyideguifang,shunshoujiangmendaishang。

pobujidaidechongxiangchuangbian,quebuliaoyizhijiebaijingzhidexiaojiaoyashenlechulai,dingzailinchenxiaofushangcenglejigequanquan。

“xiao**,meicidouyaorenjiaqinziqingni。”

liuyiyijiaoshengshuozhe,xiaojiaohuanhuanxiangxiahuaqu。

piankehou,dizaimougeweizhi。

chuangkou,yimoyangguangsaluo,zhaozailiuyiyidejiebaidexiaojiaoyashang,rangrenyouxiemizui。

liuyiyitiaodoubandekanzhelinchen,meiyandaixiao,danbodebaiseyishanbanluxiangjian,qizhongdexuebaiyilanwuyu。

linchencuolecuoshou,mengdepuleguoqu,taiqiliuyiyidejiaoyazi。

dunshizhijian,qundichunguangzhaxian,meibushengshou。

linchenshuangshouyifan,jiangliuyiyidejiaoqufanzhuanguolaibeiduiziji,biantingliuyiyiqingbuzijinfachuyishengyourende**。

“saozi,nizheibanmoyang,kerangwoyouxiechongdongni,nanbuchengshizaiguyigou-yinwo?”

“xiao**,kuaifangkaisaozi。”

liuyiyiminzhehongchun,shuangshouchengzhechuangtou,zuilihanhubuqing。

“nijiuqifuwoba,fanzhengyebudonglianxiangxiyu。”

“woyaoshixiyu,ninengyongzheiyangdezishiduizhewo?”

linchenweiweiyixiao,dashoutanjinlequnzhong。

zaijiyili,yuanzhuzhisuoyiheliuyiyiandisigao,jiushiyinweitadekuangyehecubao。

suiji,linchentaiqiliuyiyideyitiaotui。

nazhiliuyiyituranfanshen,pudaolinchenshenshang,shuangjiaojinjinjiazhutadeyaojian,yiliansinve。

“xiao**!yaobujiaoshengnianglaitingting?weiniangjiufangkaini。”

“neinikezhunbeihaole。”

linchenyanba,zhuazhutadeshuangtui,mengdiwangqianyiding。

liuyiyijinghuyisheng,hunshenfaruan,linchenlisuodesikaitadeyiqun。

ranhou,tuozhexiangtunyalexiaqu。

fangjianzhizhong,wuxianchunse,sanfazheyigunongnongdeaimeiqixi。

……

jiangjinyigeshichen,linchensiyangbachadetangzaichuangshang。

liuyiyikaozaitadexiongkou,meiyishizu,jiangbeizijilinchengaihao,qiaolianjinshimanzu。

zheishi,liuyiyihurankanxianglinchen。

“linchen,ninengdaiwolikaima?”

“likai?zheishiweihe?”

linchenweiweiyizheng,bujiedekanzheta。

“fenglangyijingyousuocaice,wopa……”

shuozhe,liuyiyiluchuyisidanyou。

“啥玩意儿?”

linchenshunjiancongchuangshangbengleqilai。

“ni,nijingranzhidao,haitemeganzhaolaiwo?”

yaozhidao,futoubanglaodazhisuoyijiaofenglang,shiyintafengqilaibuyaomingde。

xiangdangniantachaoqiliangbafutoujiugancongchangpingxiandongtoukandaoxitou,zheiyidaisheijianlebupa?

ruguozijiheliuyiyitouxingdeshirangtadezhi,jiebushibeiduochengroumoweigou?

“woyebuxianga,taminggenzibeirenjixueleyidao,xianzaijiuyifeiren。”

liuyiyizuoqishen,buguchunguangzhaxie,jiangqiaoliantiezailinchenbeihou,hanqingmaimaideshuodao。

“daiwolikai,wosixiacunlexieyinzi,zugouwomenxiaosale。”

“nigoule,likai?nigaosuwozenmelikai?zheishifutoubangdedipan,budengwomenzouchuchengxijiudebeibanghuilaiduoleweigou!”

linchenxinzhongqiji,zhenxiangjizheiniangermenliangdazuibazi。

“nizheibanshuoshibushitaihenxinle?fenglangshizheiyang,niyezheiyang,suanbusuangenanren?”

liuyiyiyilianbeiqie,shuangyanhanlei。

林辰不禁无语。

疯狼咋了?

tashizhijiebanijibanghuilaidangyazhaifurende!

linchenzuozaichuangshangchensiqilai。

yaoshuofenglangyeshige**wanyier。

laozitiantianleisileihuobangtaweihudipan,yueqiancaijibabaiwen,bujiushiqibuguowanletadeponiangma?

“jintianshizuihaodejihuile,fenglangcongsimiaohuilaihaiyouxieshiri,nizuogejuedingba。”

liuyiyishuowanjiujingjingdekanzheta。

“youle,woxiangdaoyigezhuyi!”

“哦?真的?”

“ng,yibuzuo,erbuxiu!”

linchenbilegemobozidedongzuo,lianshangluchuxionghendeliqi。

“弄死他个**!”

tashijingguoshensishulvde。

jiranfenglangyijingyousuocaice,neijueduitaobuguotadediaocha。

yuqibeichageshuiluoshichu,beiluanfukansi,daoburugancuiyidian,zhijiegaosifenglang!

gangxiangdaocichu,linchendeyuguanghuranpiedaoliuyiyideqiaolian。

不对劲儿!

他心中冷然。

rucishiguanjinyaodeqingkuang,zheiniangmenerchulezuikaishiyoudiandanyouzhiwai,xianzaijingranyidianbuhuang?

youqishitadeshensezhizhongtouzheyizhongmomingdeyiwei。

阴谋?

伪装?

linchenchenxinjingqi,feikuaisisuoqilai。

ruruofenglangdangzhenduizijiqiyi,jiehuidengdaoxianzai?hairangzijijixuwannongtadeponiang?

tayaohuaiyi,youhexuqudiaocha?

zhijierangxiongdimenjifutoukansijiuwanshile!

也就是说……

liuyiyizaishuohuang,henkenenghuaiyideduixiangshitacaidui,genbenmeiyouqianchedaoziji!

linchenyongyouyuanzhudejiyi,ziranqingchuzheiniangmenerbingfeibiaomianneibanjiandan。

yaozhifenglangdenvrenheqizhiduo,bitapiaoliangdeyebuzaishaoshu,ranernenghuodaozhijin,tongshihuodezheibanxiaosakuaihuodenvren,weiyoutayiren!

linchenhuranyouxiemingbai,dangchuneixienvrenweiheyiwaicansi,yihuoshiliqishizong!

zaizheshuo,wulunshizijihaishiyuanzhu,yuzheiniangmenerdouzhishiyushuizhihuan,helaideganqingkeyan?

erjintayaosiben,jiubupazijibeihoutongdaozibatajimaile?

neime,jibenkeyiquerenliuyiyishizaijiedaosharen!

qimude,bianshirangzijichulidiaofenglang,tacongciwuyou,shenzhitangerhuangzhidetundiaofenglangdesuoyoujiadang。

zhiyulinchen,zelunweibeixinqiyi,shishalaodadeshubei!

zaijianghuzhizhong,zheikeshizuiweidayibudao,yaobeizhuishazhiside。

huotuotuodetizui**a!

nanguai,doushuonvzinanyangshiweishexiexinchang,gurenchengbuqiwo。

kexia,niyudaolechuanyuezhihoudewo!

lunshouduanheyinxian,laozijueduihuibiniyouguozhierwubuji!

xiangjici,linchenkanxiangleliuyiyi。

“saozi,xiangyaochedijiejuezheigemafan,bixugandiaofenglang,dansharenxuyaoqiancai!”

“sharenhaiyaoqianma?bushiyibafutoudeshi?”

liuyiyiyilianbujie,raneryanzhongtouluchuyimoyinhuidejipo。

“saoziyousuoyouzhi,ruruowoshishou,nidexiachangkexiangerzhi?”