第一章蠢货和天才
wohebabadesishengnvtongniangaokao。
xuexiaoyinjinde“puwaxianxingxitong”cechu，tashidingjitiancai，woshichunhuo。
babachaofengwoburutadesishengnv；mamahenworangtazaibabamianqiandiumianzi，kuzheyaodasiwo。
jiuliananlianwodeqingmeizhuma，doukaishihesishengnvyiqizixi。
kehoulai，wonazheqinghuadeluqutongzhishu，zaiyanjiangtaishangkengqiangyouli：
“shishangrenherendoumeizigeshuowomenpu，womenbushifuhao，bunengzheimelisuodangrandibeifenchengsanliujiudeng，bulunfenshuruhe，zhudajiadounengbenfujingcaiderensheng！”
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zhangzhangdeduiwuhenkuaijiulundaowole。
zaimamajinzhangzhandoudeyanshenzhong，zaibabaheshenyexibuxiedemuguangxia，wobashousaijinjiqi。
测试结果是——
“蠢货！蠢货！”
jiqibinglengchaofengdeshengyinxiangchexiaoyuan，suihoushiyipianmanzhangdaozhixidejijing。
zheishixuexiaogaojiayinjinhuilaide“puwaxianxingxitong”，gumingsiyi，takeyicechuyigehaizishifoucongming、xuexishifoulihai，bingjiangtamenconggaodaodifenchengliugedengji。
jushuozheixitongjingguoleshangbaiwanciceyan，meikenengchucuo。
“pu......woyiweibendanjiuhencanle，meixiangdaohaizhenyourenshizuidiyideng，chunhuoa？baba，nikantadebiaoqinghaohaoxiao！”
shenyexihewobadexiaoshengdapolezheijijing，yejipolewomadexinlifangxian。
shenyexishiwobadesishengnv，tahewoyiyangda，yejiushishuowobahenzaojiukaishichuguile。
womawunianqiancaizhidaozheishi，guoduanlihun，cihouzheichengletaxinzhongdeyidaokan。
tabuduanhewobajiaojing，juansheizhuandeqianduo、sheimingqida。
houlaiyoubawozhuandaoshenyexidexuexiao，biwoqujuanxuexi。
weilejimamazhengkouqi，wobudebupinmingxuexi，jihuciciquanxiaodiyi。
womadeyilehenzhangyiduanshijian。
zhidaogaosanzheinian，zaipuwaxianxingxitongzhong，wodepingjishizuidide“chunhuo”，shiquanxiaoweiyiyige。
ershenyexi，shizuigaodengde“dingjitiancai”，yeshiweiyiyige。
womabengkuile，rangrangzheyidingshicecuole，qiangxingjikaipangbiantongxue，zhuazhewodeshouzaisaijinjiqi。
haishiyiyangdejieguo，neijiuzaice！
neitian，“chunhuo”zheilianggezi，zaixiaoyuanhuidanglewushubian。
suoyoutongxuehejiazhangdoulianmindikanzhewo，neimuguangxiangyizuozuochenchendashan，yadewomianhongerchi，chuanbuguoqi。
zuizhonghaishiwobakailekou，“xingle，zunzhongzheigejieguo，fangguohaiziba！”
womazhongyubashou，wohaimeilaidejiganji，jiutingwobayangyangdeyidijixudao：
“jiuzhonglvqingneidianzhishang，jianglaikendingmeishenmedachuxi，haihaowoshenglexixi！xixixianzaichengjisuiranyiban，dantacongming，kendingnenghoujinqifeide！nimenniangliangyihoukejiucanlou！”
woganjuedao，womazhuazhewodeshouzaihenhenzhandou，zhijiakoujinwoderouli，doujianxuele。
tayiyanbufadiwuzheliandaiwochuanguorenqun，huijiahouturanchaoqisaoba，siminghaotaozhedawo。
“weishenmebujiwozhengqi，weishenmeyaorangnibabahexiaosandeyi！nizenmehuishigechunhuoa！”
wochadianbeidasi，dashengzaisanbaozhengwohuinulixuexi，zaibashenyexiyaxiaqu，tacaizhongyutingshou。
congxianzaidaogaokaojieshu，neigexitongsuishidoukeyiquce。
meiyuemeibanxueqiyeyiranhuiyouxiaokaodakao。
我还有机会！
kegetian，tuozheshanghenleileideshentiqushangxue，wohaimeilaidejipinmingxuexi，jiubeiyipenlengshuidoutoujiaoxia。