tingdaojiangqingdeshengyin，jiangzhenganmanghuitou。
jiangqingkandaojiangzhendeshihou，likebenpaoguolai！
neishirisiyexianglewuniandegegea！
jiangzhenkanzheneigaotiaolehenduo、yemoshenglehenduodeshenying，lenglepiankehou，ganmangchongshangqu！
“ge！！”jiangqingyibabaozhujiangzhen，“ge……”
“duibuqi！geduibuqini！”jiangzhenrenshengzhongdiercijiangmeimeibaoderucizhijin，xiangdaomeimeishinianhanchuangjingrucixiachangdeshihou，tagenbenwufayuanliangziji，zhuazhujiangqingdeshuangjianwen：“baiyuelaizhaoguonima！？”
“waimiantailengle，womenjinqushuo！”jiangqingcalebayanleishuo。
gangjinjiamen，jiangqingjiudishangyibayaochishuo：“quniandeshihou，yougenandezongshiweisuiwo，haitoutoubazanjiademenjiqiaole。wojiuhuanlebaxinsuo。”
jiangzhenjieguoyaochi，zaicikanxiangjiangqingdeshihou，faxianzhenshinvdashibabian。
dangchulikaideshihouhaishixueshengdeta，cikeyichengtingtingyulidedaguniangle。
neiquheidefusecikeyebaixilehenduo，duanfabianlezhangfa，weiyouneishuangshanshuozhechunzhendeyanjingmeiyoubian。
“renbuchuwole？”jiangqingcanlanyixiao。
kanzhejiangqingneicanlandexiao，jiangzhendexinzhongqueshuobuchudetong，“nizenmehainengxiaodechulai？baiyuezenmegennishuode。”
“tameigenwoshuoshenme，shiwozhudongquzhaotade。”jiangqingshuozhe，yanshenzhongbianfushangyicengrangjiangzhengandaomoshengdechengshu，dishengjixudao：“woxiangshangdaxue，xiangchouxuefei，juedenigentatanleneimeduoniandelianai，tayinggaihuibangwo。jieguo……jieguotamashuonifanshierjinlejianyu，rangwoyihoubuyaozaiquzhaotamen。”
“王八蛋……”
“ge，zheishierzanbunengshengqi。wojiubushengqi。yinweitazhishininvpengyoueryi，youbushiwosaozi，tayaobangzandehua，neishirenjiashanliangyouxin，bubangzan，zanyeshuobuzherenjiaa。”
jiangzhentinghou，xinlijiuduzhuleside，xiongqianglidexuedougenzhewangshangyong，nuliyazhizhenuhuoshuo：“nizheixienianjiumeijianguobaiyue？”
“jianguo，danshimeishuohua……qunianhaishiqiannianlaizhewowangle。neitianxiabanhuijia，kandaotazhanzaizandanyuanmenkou，wojiujiduoqilaile。wobuxiangjianta。shuoshihua，woyidiandoubuxihuanbaiyue，dangchu，nixuexineimehao，mingmingnengkaogehaodaxue，quefeiyaopeizhetaquduzanshilideerliudaxue。bushuole，rangwoshuo，wonengshuochutayidaduidequedian。chulepiaoliang。”
“……”jiangzhentinghou，henxiangjiangshihuadougaosujiangqing，kehuadaozuibian，zijidouxiuchideshuobuchukou。
kanzhezheixiaofangzi，zhuanyihuatishuo：“neihuierpengjianloushangdefengdaye，tashuonikaoshanglehandongdaxue。nidangchujiuyinggaijiangzheifangzimaile，ranhounazhezheixieqianqushangdaxue。”
“fangzishizanliangde，wokebunengshuomaijiumai。nihaimeichifanba？woqujinizuofan！”jiangqingshuozhe，bianzhuanshenqulechufang。
jiangqingdekailanghe“wusuowei”，rangjiangzhendezizexinqueyuelaiyuezhong。
congxinglizhongfanzhaochushouji，laidaowoshizhaodaochongdianqichongshang。
kanzhelaoshinuojiyadepingmuliangqi，tacongkoudailinachuxulaojizijidelianxirendianhua，dangjijiudaleguoqu。
“wei，nawei？”yigezhongniannanrendeshengyinchuanlai。
“ninhao，shiyuxianshengma？woshijiangzhen。”jiangzhenhenshikeqidiwen。
“nihao、ninhao！jiangxianshengninhao！hehe…wojintianhaiyizhinamenninzenmemeilianxiwoni！”
“wogangdaojia，bashoujichongshangdianhoujiujinindaguolaile。”
“e，neinindasuanshenmeshijianquchangpingxian？”
“yuekuaiyuehao。”jiangzhenshuo。
“hao，neiwotongzhihanjiangshideren，xianbanideanzifanan，daoshikenenghuiyourenlianxiniqumimixiaoan。xiaoanzhihou，ninhaihuidedaoyibibuchangjin。zuowanzheixie，wozhijiejiangnindegongwuyuanguanxizhuanyidaochangpingxian。”
“hao，mafannile。”jiangzhenhenshikeqidishuo。
“bumafanbumafan！xulaojiaodaideshiqing，zenmehuimafan！wodaoshiganjueyihoukendinghaiyouhenduoshiqingxuyaomafanninni！yinindenianji，jiashangxulaodeguanxi，dangzhenshiqiantuwulianga……hehehehe！”
duifangdehuasuishihanxuan，queyeshizhenshi。
xulaoshuoguo，zheigeyuhuataoshipanjuhanjiangshiduoniandeshangren，zuoguoxulaodebaishoutao。
shilizaihanjiangshirengjiuburongxiaoqu……
tongshi，xulaoyejuedeshajiyongbuzheniudao，yigeyuhuataozuyirangjiangzhenzaihanjiangshilizu。
“he，ninzheiyangshuo，woyouxieshouchongruojinga……”jiangzhenshuo。
shangrenjiushishangren，yanzhongzhiyouliyi，jiangzhenjingguojianyude“xili”，zaoyijingmingbaizheixieshangrendebenzhi。
zheixieshangrenzuishanzhangdejiushi“weilie”guanyuan。
tamenduiguanyuandexinsijiweimingan，buzhuolijigao，lianpiyejihou。taohaorendeshihouwusuobuyongqiji，qienengshuncongduifangdeyuwangrunwuxiwushengdibaduifanglalongfushi。
zhiqianrenshideqishujijiucenggaojieguojiangzhen，zijidangchujiushicuobashangrendangxiongdi，caizoushanglezheitiaobuguilu。
suoyi，duidaitamenzheixieren，yongyuanyaobaochijingti，danbuyaoyoujuli，yinweixiangzuozhengjidehua，haiyaoyilaizheixieshangren。
“zheiyoushenmeshouchongruojingde？wozheishishihuashishuoa！ninnengdedaoxulaodeshangshi，youzenmehuishifanfanzhibeini？weilaikeqia！”
“xiexie，neiwodengnidexiaoxi。”jiangzhenshuo。
“hao！woxianzaijiuanpai！”