第3章：你懂个屁
“laoxiansheng，wozhixiangxiashanananjingjingguorizi，zhongdiqulaoposhenghaizi，nihekuni？”
许凡压低了声音。
tadouxiangbutong，guanyutadechuanyandaodishicongshenmeshihoukaishide。
dengtazhidao，quantianxiadourenweitajiushishengrendezhuanshizhishen，zaiyejieshibuqingchule。
tingdaoxufandehua，wenxuyileng，suijisihuxiangdaoleshenme。
“shaozongzhushibuxiangzhuimingzhuli，weishisusuolei？”
“chabuduojiuneigeyisi......”
许凡无语道。
wenxusisuopianke，xiaoshengdao：“yishaozongzhudeshengming，xiangyaobubeishisusuorao，nanyudengtian。buruzheiyang，shaozongzhugenwoquhanlinxueyuan。”
“laoxiuchengnuo，weishaozongzhutigongyichupijingyuanluo，jueduiwurentaorao，suanshilaoxiubaodashaozongzhudezhidianzhien。”
许凡暗暗点了点头。
suiranzheilaotoumingxianlingyousuotu，kexianzai，tayemeibiedexuanze。
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与此同时，北武宗。
luoxingfengshang，yidaorenyingjingjingzhuli。
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kushandaorendeshengyinzhongtouzheyigushenshendewunai。
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“laoxiuyijinganpaihaoleyuanzi，weiqushaozongzhule！”
文序不好意思道。
“wuai，zheizhongpingdancaishiwoxiangyaode。”
许凡微微一笑。
luguohanlinxueyuanzhengzhongyangshi，xufantaitoukanleyanneigaogaochulidediaoxiang。
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kejiuzaizheishi......
咔嚓！
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xufanxinzhongdunshiandaobuhao。
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jiuliankushandaorenzheigedangshifude，doubuganrangxufanxingli。
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咔嚓！
又是一声脆响！
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“yuanzhangdaihuilaidezheirendaodishishei？weishenmejiulianfayanshengrendouchengshoubuletazheiyibai！”
......
yishijian，renqunluanchengyituan！
zhongrenmuguangshuadeyixiaquanbuluozailexufanshenshang。
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xufanwunaideliandaobaoqian。
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“youdaoli，youdaolia！”
“说的极是！”
......
zhongrenqizuibashe，jiulianyipangdewenxudouzhenjingdekanzhexufan。
neiyanshen，jiuxiangshidiyicirenshixufanyiban。
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......
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文序认真行礼问道。
“wozhendezhishiyigeputongren。”
许凡有些崩溃。
“hahaha，laoxiudong，laoxiudong！”
wenxuyifuwohenshilejiedeyangzi，kandexufanxiangyaodaren。
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