第六章 开车撞大树

maoxiongqianxian,linshizhihuibu。

jinjinchuchudedamaojiacanmouyujunguan,yigegedaqidoubuganchuan。

suyoulengmianjiangjunzhichengdeyiwannuofushangjiang,potianhuanglexiaole。

xiaolebushiyiciliangci,ershizhengzhengyitianyiye。

zhihuibukongdeweizhi,yimingshencaitingbadelaorenshuangshoubeihou,weizheyiliangzaoxingdutedeqichezhuangebuting。

laorendagailiushiduosui,shenchuanlvsezuozhanfu。

peidaisankejincancandejiangxing。

lianshangshizhongyangyizhexiaorong。

zicongyiwannuofushangjiangshangren,junguanmenhenshaokandaotaluchuxiaolian。

congzuotiandaoxianzai,jiangjunlianshangdexiaorongshizhongbusan。

kanguanlejiangjunlenglianxunren,zhayikandaoxiaorong,duoshaorangrenyouxiebushiying。

buduoshi,yiliangjunyongyueyechecongqianfangjingzhikailai。

tingdaoleyiwannuofushangjiangshenqianjimichu。

yimingshengaoliangmi,tixingjianshuoyouruzongxiongdedamaojunguan,congchelitiaolexialai。

“yelangtezhongbuduizhihuiguanyoulizhongxiao,xiangninbaodao。”

yiwannuofushangjiangshoulianqixiaorong,shuodao:“neibangzasuizuijindexiaodongzuoyuefapinfan,budanxijiwomendebujizhan,gongjiwomendehoufangyiyuan。”

“shenzhichangkuangdaoshenruwoguojingneigongjimatougangkou。”

“zhongxiao,nishuowomenyinggaizenmeban?”

wenyan,youlizhongxiaoyuqibinglengdishuodao:“wohewodebuxia,huijiangzheixiesangshirenleiyingyoudixiandechusheng,songdaodiyuquhemoguituanju。”

shuoba,youlizhongxiaoliansechuxianleyishunjiandechayi。

jiangjunshenhoutingzhideshishenmewanyi?

林肯领航员?

zixiqiaoqiao,youlijuedebuxiang。

waixinghenxiangshilinkenlinghangyuan,danzhengtichexingxiaoleyiquan。

houmianhaiyouchedou,zheishishenmegui?

林肯领航员皮卡吗?

有出这个版本?

yiwannuofushangjiangyanjiaoyuguangpiexiangshenhouqiche,hahaxiaodao:“zhongxiao,jianshiyixiawomendemimiwuqiba。”

shuodaomimiwuqi,yiwannuofushangjiangzhongxinfuxianxiaorong。

laidaozheiliangzaoxingguguaideqichepang,youlixinzhonggengjuechayi。

zheigenbenbushirenzhizhongdelinkenlinghangyuan。

shenzhi……shenzhibuxiangshiqiche。

“呵呵呵。”

miaoleyiyanyoulizhongxiaodeguaiyibiaoqing,yiwannuofushangjianghaoxiangcaidaotazaixiangxieshenme。

“zhongxiao,buyonghuaiyi,tajiushiwomendemimiwuqi。”

“jiexialaidezheiduanshijian,nihenidebuxia,yaojinkuaishuxizheizhongchedecaozuofangfa。”

“tajianghuiweiwomendailaiyichangchangdeshengli,neibanggaisidezasuijianghuibeitanianchengsuipian!”

suizhezhanjuxianrujiangchijieduan,ermaojiatezhongbuduikaozhexifangzhiyuandewuqizhuangbei,yufabaonvechangkuang。

xiaogubuduibudanyiyuan,xuexiao,gezhonghouqindanwei。

shenzhihaiduocitouximeiyourenhewuzhuangdeyiliaodui!

weileduobidamaojiadeqingjiao,tamendalianggaizhuangdaliangwuzhuangpika。

liyongwuzhuangpikakuaisuchuanchanengli,jinxingpohuaixiji。

wuzhuangpikafangyulibuqiang,danjidongxingwanmeimibulezheigequedian。

ermaojiadetezhongbuduishenzhizaiwuzhuangpikashang,peibeilebiaoqiangdaodan。

suduqikuaidewuzhuangpika,fashechudebiaoqiangdaodan,duidamaojiadezhuangjiabuduizaochengjudaweixie。

qianbujiu,duoliangwuzhuangpikadacandamaojiadeyigetankeying。

cizhanbeiyiwannuofushangjiangdangchengqichidaru。

yiwannuofushangjiangzhunbeiyouyangxueyang,zujianzijidewuzhuangpikabudui。

paiwangxiaguozhixingrenwudeandelie,shishidijitasongleyijiandali。

yifennengrangtabaochouxuehendeliwu。

“jiangjungexia,nirangwohewodebuxiakaizheizhongche,duifuermaotezhongbuduihetamendewuzhuangpika?”

yiwannuofushangjiangdianlediantou。

“chedeyangshisuiranguguai,dantadefangyuli,jidongxing,shiwojianguodezuozhancheliangzhong,xingnengzuihaode。”

“并且没有之一。”

“zuotianfashengzaigangkoudexiji,xiangbiniyijingtingshuole。”

“jiushizheiliangche,beiat4fashedehuojiandanjizhong。”

尤里表情极度错愕。

buganxiangxinerzhongtingdaodehua。

jiangjunshizaihezijikaiwanxiaoba?

zheiliangzaoxingguguaideche,yingkangat4zhengmiangongji?

at4shishijieshangxingnengzuihaodedanbingfanzhuangjiahuojiantongzhiyi。

bieshuoqiche,liantankedoudangbuzhuat4dezhijiegongji。

yiwannuofushangjiangyongshoupailepaichemen,shuodao:“zheiliangchedefangyuliwuyongzhiyi,sudugengshikuaidejingren。”

“xianzaiyounifuzejiashizheiliangche,jianshiyixiatadefengcaiba。”

“jiangjun,zheizenmekeneng……”

youlishiqisuijinrutezhongbudui,jinniansanshiqisuideta,zhengzhengfuyiershinian。

gezhongwuqizhuangbeidoujianshiguo。

weidumeitingguozheimexiemendeshiqing。

yilianghelinkenlinghangyuanjiweixiangsidexiaoxingqiche。

nenggoudidangat4degongji。

jiangjunyaomeshizaihezijikaiwanxiao。

youhuozhezijideerduochuxianlehuanting。

yiwannuofushangjianglakaifujiashichemen,chongzhedairumujideyoulishuodao:“zhongxiao,nibuhuiwo,nibudongzenmecaozuoqicheba?”

youliyonglihuanglehuangnaodai。

shishanxuehaizhongpachulaideta,touyihuichuxianzheimeshitaidefanying。

suiji,youlizuojinjiashishi。

xiaxiaodecheneikongjian,rangyouliganjueshifenbushufu。

youlicuoedao:“zheishidiandongqiche?”

“meicuo,laizixiaguopengyoudediandongqiche,kaicheba。”

“jiangsudujiwotishengdaozuida。”

yiwannuofushangjiangjinguanyijingnianyuliushi,piqihuobaohenianqingxiaohuoziyiyang。

buguanhuibuhuichuxianweixian,zhijierangyoulibasudutishengdaozuikuai。

youlifeiliqidonglezheiliangche。

“天呐!!!”

qichegangqidong,youlichadianhefangxiangpanlailegeqinmijiechu。

changnianchengzuojuncheyudizuozhandeyouli,kaichebuxianquanyijingchengweixiguan。

zuomengdoumeixiangdao,zheitaichetisuhuizheimekuai!

haoburongyidiaozhenghaopingheng,youlixinyouyujidedanshouxishanganquandai。

yiduhuaiyizheiliangcheanzhuanglepaochefadongji。

baigonglijiasutaitaniangdikuaile!

yiwannuofushangjiangshuangshoubaojian,youzaiyouzaidao:“kandaoqianmianneikeshulema?jiwozhuangshangqu。”

“啊?!”

youlinaoxibaokuaiyaobeishaozhele。

jiangjundaodishizenme,nandaoshibeiermaojiatezhongbuduiqihutule?

qianfangyoukeliangrenhebaokuandedashu。

jiangjunjingrangtazhijiezhuangshangqu。

damaojiaderenxihuanwanming,danbudaitamenxihuanzhaosi。

“wominglingnizhuangshangqu!”

yiwannuofushangjiangminglingdao。

“是!”

youlishenhuyikouqi,buguanbugudixiangqianfangdashuzhuangqu。

“轰隆隆……”

yongshengnanwangdeshiqingchuxianle,youlizhenggerenyilianmeng。