第2章
“shenrutong，nizaiganshenmeni！”
linxuandajiaoleyisheng，tuikairenqunshangqianyibajiangnvhaicongchedingshangtuolexialai。
zhouweideyinxiangshenghechaonaoshengzheneryulong，linxuandashengdehoudao：“nizhibuzhidaonihaishinvhai，nichouchounixianzaixiangshenmeyangzi，mashanggenwohuijia！”
“你给我放手！”
shenrutongzhengtuolinxuandeshou，shunshijiletayibazhang。
“nipingshenmeguanwo，nisuanshenmedongxi，buguojiushiwomenshenjiayangdeyitiaogoubale，wodeshierbuyongniguan！”
“nishibushiwanshale，fenbuqingshenmeshihaohuaile。”
“woshuole，wodeshierlunbudaonizheitiaogoulaiguan！”shenrutongdamadao。
jintianwandezhenghaideshihou，beilinxuanzhuaixialai，rangtaganjuezaipengyoumianqiantaimeimianzile。
“彤彤怎么啦！”
kandaolinxuanchongjinlai，zhouweiderenhulayishengweileguolai。
linxuanlengyanpiaolezheibangrenyixia。
“dashunisheia，erhuabushuojiujinlaiqiangren，zhidaozheishisheidedipanbu？”
yipangdejiguantoumingxianshizheibangrendelaoda，yishoukuazheshenrutongdejianbang，yibiandiaoerlangdangdekanzhelinxuan。
“jige，wogenbenburenshita，nijiwofangshoua！”
shenrutongbumandehuilehuishou，buguolinxuanzheicizhuadehenjin，rangtazhengtuobukai。
“woshitajiefu，xianzaidaitahuijia，doujiworangkai！”
“**，jiefuhaoniubia！”
jiguantoukuazhangdexiaoleyisheng，kaikouxiaodao：“jiefu，tongtongshiwonvpengyou，jintiantabuhuiqule，ninaliangkuainalidaizhequba！”
shuozhejiguantoulanzheshenrutongjiuyaolikai，kelinxuanyijiusisidezuanzhetadeshouwan。
“kewojintian，yidingyaobatadaizouni！”
“我擦！”
jiguantoujianzhuang，bumandecongdoulitaochuyibabishou，zailinxuanyanqianhuanglehuang，shuodao：“xiaozi，buxiangsidehua，jiuganjinjiwosakai，bietemezaizheierzhuangbi，xinbuxinwoyidaotongleni！”
“哼！”
linxuanlenglengdeyanshendingzhetashuodao：“laia，youzhongjiwoyidao！”
tingzhelinxuanzheimebupashidehua，jiguantouyileng。
zheishihou，linxuanturanyangqishou，henhendejiletayibazhang。
“madegefeiwu，worangnitonga，tingjianmeiyou！”
jiguantoubeidangzhongdalezheyibazhang，rangtayuntouzhuanxiangde，liansezhangdetonghong，nadaodeshoushoudouduoduosuosuo。
“捅啊！”
“**daoshitonga！！”
“qifulaoshirenhenshuangshima？nizhendegantongwoma？tonga！！！”
zheixienianjizanchulaideyuanqi，quanbufaxiedaolejiguantoudeshenshang。
jiguantouganshoudaolinxuanshenshangsanfachulaideshaqi，hededounabuwendaole，butingduosuozhe。
tazheizhongfuerdaiyizhizhuangzhetingyouzhong，qishiyejiushizuipaochuichuibale，zhenrangtamentongrentamenhaizhenshibugan，bijingyouqianrendeshenghuotamenhaimeiguogouni。
shenrutongjingyadekanzhezijizheigejiefu，shenmeshihouzheimeyouzhongle。
zheimeduorenmianqian，jingranhaigandongshoudaren。
“sheizaiwodedipannaoshini！”
jiuzailinxuanjiangjiguantouchuaileyigegentouhou，zairenqunwaiyigechuanzhedaikuloutoudeheisejiakefu，naohouliuzheyitouxiaobianzidekuiwuhanzizouleguolai。
zaitadeshenhou，shiyiliuheijiakewenshenbiaopeidebaozouzu，zhongrenwudasancuyiliandemanheng。
kandaonanrenchuxian，jiguantoujimangcouguoqu，yilianmeixiaodeshuo：“biaoge，biaogejiushita，gangcaidongshoudaren，zaizanmendedipanshangsaye，haiyaodaizouwonvpengyou！”
“兄弟，混哪的？”
nanrenshangqiandaliangleyixialinxuanwendao：“kanzheyoudianmianshua，zanmenshibushizainajianguo！”
“我熟**！”
linxuankanzhetalenglengdeshuodao：“woxianzaiyaodaizouwomeimei，doujiwogunkai！”
zaichangderenyipianhuaran，biaogeshishei，donghaidaoshangyeshiyouyihaodedahunhun，xianzaibeirenzaizijidedipanzhizhebizima，zheixiaozisidingle。
“hehe，xing，xiongdininiubia！”
biaogekanzhelinxuandianlediantou。
taziwenyesuanshijianguoshimianle，kecishiconglinxuandeyanzhongsihaokanbujianyidianhaipadeyisi，faneryouzhongmanmandejieaohekuangwang。
zheizhongren，bushishenhouyoudabeijing，neijiushizhenzhengdewangmingtu。
wulunnazhong，biaogedoujuedebuhaore。
“nigennimeimeishiyijiaren，daizoutawomeishenmehaoshuode，danshinidalexiongdiyibazhang，haichuailetayijiao，zheishierzenmesuan！”
“neinixiangzenmesuan！”linxuankanzhetashuodao。
“jiranzaiwomenpanlongshan，neijiuanzhaowodeguijulai，nixuangerensaiyichang，yinglenibarendaizou，shulejiwoxiongdiketoudaoqian，zenmeyang！”
“xinga，neijiusaiyichang！”
linxuansongkaileshenrutongdeshouzhizhebiaogeshuodao：“jiuniba，nibushilaodama？wowandejiushilaoda。”
“**，nigenwobiaogewan，wobiaogechuchangyicizuiqimawuwanzhibuzhidao！”
“五万算个屁！”
linxuanjiangshenshoujiangfanbubaodakai，conglimiandewutaxianjindiuzaidishang。
“行，有意思！”
biaogexinzhongyeyouleyisihuoqi。
linxuanyetaikuangwangle，zheihaodaishizijidedipan，zheimeshangganzhedazijidelian。
“anzhaowomendeguiju，wanmotuoche，jiucongzheizaiyanzheshanxiadetongzhoudadaoraoyiquanzaihuilai，zheiyougeqizi，sheinadaoleqizichongxianguolesheijiuying，zheimeyang！”
“jiuzhei，taimeiyisi！”linxuanbuxiedeyaoleyaotou。
“那你想怎么样！”
“yaowanjiuwandian**de，kandaoneidongqiaolema？”
linxuanzhizheduimiandedeyidonghaizaijianshezhongdegaojiaqiaoshuodao：“zhijieshangqiaowangqianchong，zanliangsheixianchachesheisunzi！”
biaogekanzheyiyan，yanjiaobuyoudetiaoletiao。
zaitamenshenhoudeneidonggaojiaqiaohaiweihelong，gaodujulidimianshaoshuosanshiduomi。
sanshiduomi，shijicengloudegaodu，meiyouhulanwangqianchong，yibuliushendiaoxialai，neikejiushishisiwushenga。
zheixiaozibushixiangsaiche，tashixiangwanminga！
linxuanlengxiaodekanzheta，tagenbenmeiyousaichedejingyan，tajiushiganwanming。
fanzhenghuobuleduojiule，gancuiyibasuohale，siyeyaohonghonglielie。
“**，niubia，tai**le！”
tingdaolinxuandehua，zaichangderendouxingfenle。
zheibangfuerdaijiushirehuobuxianshierda，pingshichuiniudoushuozijiruheruhedanda，zheicisuanshijianshidaozhenzhengdedadanle。
sanshimigaodeduanqiaoshangwangqianchong，sheixianchachesheisunzi，zheiyouxitai**le。
“xing，jiutingnide，chongqiao，sheixianchachesheisunzi！”biaogedianlediantou。
linxuanlengxiaoleyisheng，zuoyoukanlekan，congfanbudoulinachushengxiadeliangwan，shuaijipangbiandejiguantoushuodao：“jienidecheyongyixiazenmeyang？”
“**，dage，ninqing！”
jiguantouzheishihoukanzhelinxuandeyanshendoubianle，gangenbiaogeduima，haiganwanzheizhongwanmingdeyouxi，zheicicaishihenjiaosea。