“哎哟！我去！”
chuciliansezhoubian，shuangshoumengdiyidafangxiangpan，
kesishendeliandaoyiwuqinghuixia。
takanjianyigeshenzheguzhuangdelaotouzhanzaimaluzhongyang。
jinjiezhe，cheshenruzaoleijibanmengdiyizhen，fangruobeishiqianjushouhenhenzhuangji。
chaneijian，boliposuishenghejinshumocashengjiaochanzaiyiqi，siyaosilieermo。
zhouweijinghushengruchaoshuibanyonglai。
niuqudechejiahecanhaichumujingxin，cibiqiweichongchibiqiang，shijiefangfoshunjianposui。
“……”
“zheicheshangladeshishei？”
“hainengshishei？chujiaqishaoye，chuciya！”
“neigewankubushibeisongzhiemeishanxiudaolema？zenmebeidachengzheiyang？”
“xiudao？haibushikaotadiedeweiming？”
“chujialaohouyeheliugeerzi，gegeyingyong，zenmejiuchulezheimegewanku？”
“zhenmoguanyizhan，laohouyeheliugeerziquanzhansile？”
“ai，shitaiyanliangya！zheiwuanhouchuhuaiyuanganggangzhansi！zheichucijiubeidaxialeshanlai！”
“xu……，xiaoshengdianer，wotingshuochuhuaiyuanshitongdipanguo，dangjinbixianianqizushanggongde，caimianqulemiemenzhihuo！”
“ai……rujinzheichujiajiushengxiazheigedumiaolou！”
“……”
heianzhong，chucitingdaolurendeyilunsheng，yishimobuzhetounao。
“嘶……”
tachilidetaiqiyanpi，yingruyanliande，shiyigewanquanmoshengdehuanjing。
“这是哪儿？”
“wobushizaikaichema？”
“啊……”
chucibaozhetouzhengzha，yigubushuyutadejiyiyongrunaohai，shidetabudebujieshouyigexianshi。
“我穿越了？”
“七郎，七郎。”
“你不要吓娘呀！”
yigefurendeshengyinchuanruerzhong，chucihuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，kanzhemianqianneicimeishanmudefuren。
“娘，我没事！”
chucihuayinweiluo，jiuyouyunleguoqu。
“kuai，baqishaoyetaihuifangzhong。”
“……”
yishengjiming，chuciyouyouxinglai，lianggebutongjiyironghedaoleyiqi。
zheilishihuaiqingfu，shidayuhuangchaodeyigefucheng。
yuanshenyejiaochuci，shiwuanhoufudeqigongzi，congxiaobuxuewushu，shiwenbuchengwubujiu，gengshihuaiqingfuchulemingdewanku。
wuanhouchuhuaiyuanzheshinatayemeilebanfa。
yiri，yigeyunyoudedaorenlujingcidi，weiganxiechuhuaiyuandekuandaizhiqing，liuleyizeyeyu。
“wenyunlinghuawuzhanmang，xiantupiaomiaodaohengzhang。sandaoheheguizhenyi，daxingzhixiangyingqiongcang。”
youci，chuhuaiyuantuoleguanxi，jiangchucisongzhiemeishanxuedao。
可好景不长。
jiriqian，jiweishixiongjiejiyuchucibijian，shulejiuyaogunxiashanqu。zheicaiyoulekaishideyimu。
“haohaodexiandaihuashenghuo，wozhengkaizheche，tingzheyinle，zenmehuidaozheimegeguidifang？”
chucinaohailixiangzhe，buyoudefanlegeshen，ganjuebeiyigeyingbangbangdedongxijidingleyixia。
“噫！这是什么？”
“wocao，zheishiwodeshouji？tayegenzhechuanyueguolaile？”
chucihenshixingfen，naqileshouji。
“juranyouxinhao？zheinandaoshizaipaixi？”
chucikanzheshouzhongdeshouji，shoujihaishineigeshouji，zhishishangmiandeyingyongruanjianbushiyuanlaideruanjianle。
zhenggeshoujishangzhiyoulianggeyingyongruanjian，yigeshiyingyongshangdian，yigeshiheisedetubiaoshangdaizhebaiseyinfudeapp。
“电话功能呢？”
“短信功能呢？”
“yigekongbaideyingyongshangdianheyigedouyinyoushenmeyong？”
“bunengdianhua，duanxinheshangwangdeshoujigenyikuaizhuantouyoushenmequbie？”
chucidunshigandaoyizhenfanzao！
“furen，furen，qishaoyexingle。”
shuohuadeshiyigexiaoyatou，shiyuanshenniangqindetieshenshinv。
“qilang，nimeishileba！”
“七哥。”
suizheyizhenjicudejiaobusheng，lianggeshuxideshenyingchuxianzaiyanqian。
“娘。”
“琬儿。”
“我没事！”
chuciwangzhezoujinlaideliangren，xinzhongjingyongqiyiguqinjinzhigan。
rujin，tayiyuyuanshendejiyixiangronghe，fenmingcongyanqianzheierrenshenshangganshoudaolenongnongdemuaiyuxiongmeizhiqing。